everybody on ilx complains about reddit

Reddit Gives Cancer Patients a Pizza Party
July 15, 2013

wondering what the best rearrangement of those words is

Party Gives Reddit Patients A Cancer Pizza

ban me

bahn mi

a Reddit Pizza Gives Party Patients Cancer

Nothin' a cancer patient wants more in the world than a hot spicy pepperoni covered in melted cheese.

the patient in this feelgood circular was a child ftr

since nobody itt has posted the original story yet, thread participants are invited to guess how reddit facilitated a childhood cancer pizza party

I'll say that they found a pediatric cancer hospital, ran a flickr/instagram map check of the place, found an account for one of the kids' parents, doxxed the parents, found facebook pages, zoomed in on door of one photo to find what floor the kid was on, called local Papa John's, asked for 10 pizzas to be delivered to hospital floor....

....nurses ask who they're from. Pizza guy says they were ordered online with credit card. Nurses get weirded out since the name of the first kid is on the delivery label and he died last week. Smell of pizzas make kids nauseous. Mass vomiting ensues. redditors pat themselves on the back and go back to r/asiankittyflattax

lol

ok, so the actual story is very sweet and basically makes me want to cry, but true to reddit fashion, they totally overwhelmed the hospital who had to emphatically tell the community "DOWN, BOY. DOWN."

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ifzly/flight_attendants_of_reddit_you_must_meet_some/cb45tut
top comment
"And this is why the rest of Canada hates Quebec."
haha.. there are a bit more sane comments now but still.

i don't keep track of Québec bashing threads but i should. maybe i could make a little summary of what i understand is the mentality behind this... or give the material to someone else motivated enough to... bah en tout les cas.

they pop-up every few weeks.

"NC here. I tend to steer clear of any and all cars with Quebecistani license plates when on I-95. Those people don't know how to drive."

that's a rare one, makes me smile.
Québécois, yes, they drive like this: *grabs invisible steering wheel* , *crosses eyes*, *tongue out, side of the mouth*, *sort of look left and steers right*

My barber and I were talking about Quebec yesterday. He says there are a lot of LSU fans up there.

recently on the reddit's québec board there was a young american with quebecois origins, fluent in french (3rd generation) (we were impressed, that's rare) that started a discussion , asking what we think of our cousins in the south. that was fun but bitter sweet; we know french was spoken in the usa a lot more before but at one point your gov closed french schools and assimilation did it's thing but i learned that apparently La Louisiane started to hire french teachers in schools and there are projects like making road signs bilingual in certain places . that's pretty cool.

Funny thing is this is about what they sound like in English too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ilcY7Uc9vE

canada is full of racists

also see: the comments section of any news article about any first nations issue

also see: the comments section of any news article about any first nations issue

also see: the comments section of any news article about any first nations issue

http://gawker.com/man-records-final-fight-with-soon-to-be-ex-wife-upload-868449134

My first thought is that they're wanting a reality show deal

http://techcrunch.com/2013/08/11/reddit-science-herd/

saw a car with a "KILL YOUR TELEVISION" sticker and a pedobear sticker and thought of this thread

pedobear makes me wistfully miss those halcyon Fark days I spent on the web with Domokun.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1kfoy5/what_is_a_dirty_little_or_big_secret_about_an/

http://31.media.tumblr.com/d95637035b85f008b172ba60e650398f/tumblr_mrzx0o2cnS1qzjoy8o1_500.jpg

lmao

omg lol

http://i.imgur.com/ZcDP4zo.jpg

Those fucking things

The hell is that book

Visual commentary: Memes

For some reason the fact that this incredibly stupid glurge has 2000 up votes is making me see red: http://i.imgur.com/DD8mhKR.gif

goddamn, I couldn't make it through that. When did gifs get all long and shit?

OMG that was puketastic. The bit where he first dates chick and she grows up and the artwork goes to SHIT and shes all boobs and scribble and then suddenly some kind of wolfdog and at that point I was all "ok this was drawn by some saddo in him basement".

lol u guys won't somebody think of the mercenaries

spoiler the dog dies

spoiler the kid was adopted

spoiler from a Russian orphanage

Spoiler now kid has two dead parents instead of one

spoiler wear a helmet

spoiler don't follow a dude who appears at a bar and hands you a sheet of paper that says PRIVATE MILITARY CONTRACTOR

no exaggeration, that might be the worst thing i've ever seen on the internet

ok, some exaggeration

lol n/a

TREATMENT
$$$$$$$$$

also I thought you guys were kidding about the Russian adoption