no, ophthalmology is on the ground floor
― conrad, Monday, 15 July 2013 13:46 (ten years ago) link
"Fore-ceps!"
― Meine Damen und Herren, ein grosse sh*tstorm! (snoball), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:47 (ten years ago) link
"this is not what i was expecting but i guess it is pretty crazy"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 15 July 2013 13:47 (ten years ago) link
"she says she wants to go back to thailand"
― r|t|c, Monday, 15 July 2013 13:49 (ten years ago) link
"a good operation spoiled"
― estela, Monday, 15 July 2013 13:49 (ten years ago) link
"When I was told by the secretary that this golf club was a hip operation, this isn't what I had in mind."
― Meine Damen und Herren, ein grosse sh*tstorm! (snoball), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:51 (ten years ago) link
"well don't just stand there! give me the driver!"
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:52 (ten years ago) link
Surgeon: "How did you get in here?"Golfer: "I used a pitching wedge."
― Meine Damen und Herren, ein grosse sh*tstorm! (snoball), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:53 (ten years ago) link
Thailand one has pitched right over my head tbh
― dub job deems (darraghmac), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:56 (ten years ago) link
i assumed it was just a ref to old man golfer having a thai bride?
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link
I may be out of bounds here but are you sure this operation is totally necessary?
― conrad, Monday, 15 July 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link
I'll be honest lads I'm in holiday mode already
― dub job deems (darraghmac), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:00 (ten years ago) link
have a nice time
― conrad, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:01 (ten years ago) link
No that was an entry
― dub job deems (darraghmac), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:01 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, you can have your ball back, but that's a one stroke penalty, and i hope you remember to call "fore!" next time.
― twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:05 (ten years ago) link
or some shorter/better combination of
"Bugger Off!"
― Mark G, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:06 (ten years ago) link
"Lol."
― Treeship, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:09 (ten years ago) link
"Alright, the chest is open, you may putt in the donor heart."
― Øystein, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:09 (ten years ago) link
"Let's get this over with, I tee off in an hour. I'd didn't wash up... yes, I did, I took a shower."
― Poliopolice, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link
I thought it was, "Yesterday I took a shower?" Either way, A+.
― Esperanto, why don't you come to your senses? (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:19 (ten years ago) link
"No, I did NOT say play through!"
― how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 July 2013 15:18 (ten years ago) link
"sir, we're operating on ms. ryder"
― wombspace (abanana), Monday, 15 July 2013 15:25 (ten years ago) link
"Dr. Livingston, I presume."
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 July 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link
"Golf, amirite?"
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 July 2013 17:44 (ten years ago) link
"GOLF, MUTHAFUKKAZ!!"
― Poliopolice, Monday, 15 July 2013 19:31 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/08/g290/130708_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:39 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/29/p465/130729_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:40 (ten years ago) link
"Well, I'm supposed to be your dinner, but as you have no mouth, howabout I sing you "Don't Worry, Be Happy", would you like that?"
"So the Job Centre told me to apply for this job at a raw pescatarian restaurant and here I am. But on the bright side, now I'm a contributing member of society and no longer a drain on the welfare state."
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:42 (ten years ago) link
"Put your hands where I can see 'em, pervert"
― click here to start exploding (ledge), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:48 (ten years ago) link
lol mark
― mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:51 (ten years ago) link
'Well that certainly wiped the smile off your face'
― kaptn barfhard (NickB), Monday, 22 July 2013 10:46 (ten years ago) link
"This is the worst date I've ever been on."
― Øystein, Monday, 22 July 2013 10:48 (ten years ago) link
'Who the fuck orders fish on a pizza?'
― kaptn barfhard (NickB), Monday, 22 July 2013 10:51 (ten years ago) link
"Murderer!"
― Z S, Monday, 22 July 2013 12:55 (ten years ago) link
"I hope you like mercury!"
― it itches like a porky pine sitting on your dick (Phil D.), Monday, 22 July 2013 12:59 (ten years ago) link
"oh go on then, ask him to bring another fork!"
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Monday, 22 July 2013 13:06 (ten years ago) link
I suppose you're wondering why i asked you here...
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 July 2013 13:08 (ten years ago) link
"It is related, O auspicious King, that there was a merchant of the merchants who had much wealth, and business in various cities."
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 22 July 2013 13:18 (ten years ago) link
Water..........wwwwaaattteerrrrrrr
― mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Monday, 22 July 2013 13:24 (ten years ago) link
"If you're wondering why I'm talking, it's because the waiter hates you and spiked your drink with LSD."
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 13:30 (ten years ago) link
"I'm not that kind of girl, Mr Brasi."
― Øystein, Monday, 22 July 2013 13:35 (ten years ago) link
"Of course I'm alive! This is New York City, not Fishkill."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 22 July 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link
"Dave?"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 July 2013 13:48 (ten years ago) link
"NOW will you marry me?"
"I don't like it here."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 July 2013 13:50 (ten years ago) link
"I know a good deal more about you than you suspect. I know, for instance, that you're in love with a woman. It is perhaps a strange circumstance that we both should be in love with the same woman. The first evening I came to this cafe, I knew there was something between you and Ilsa. Since no one is to blame, I demand no explanation. I ask only one thing: you won't give me the letters of transit - all right - but I want my wife to be safe. I ask you, as a favor, to use the letters to take her away from Casablanca."
― conrad, Monday, 22 July 2013 14:03 (ten years ago) link
It's freezing here under the fan, I should have brought my breadcrumbs
― mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Monday, 22 July 2013 14:05 (ten years ago) link
'Stunning food at this crummy joint? No such luck my friend'
― if you lose your way tonight that's how you know the map's not right (NickB), Monday, 22 July 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link