This was all fields when I were a lad
― kaptn barfhard (NickB), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:39 (twelve years ago)
"apologies for my lateness. I was........stuck in traffic?"
― dub job deems (darraghmac), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:42 (twelve years ago)
"is this where i get handicapped?"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 15 July 2013 13:44 (twelve years ago)
"yes i'm tyler goode"
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:45 (twelve years ago)
"Please remember to repair any divots before you leave the course."
― Meine Damen und Herren, ein grosse sh*tstorm! (snoball), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:46 (twelve years ago)
no, ophthalmology is on the ground floor
― conrad, Monday, 15 July 2013 13:46 (twelve years ago)
"Fore-ceps!"
― Meine Damen und Herren, ein grosse sh*tstorm! (snoball), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:47 (twelve years ago)
"this is not what i was expecting but i guess it is pretty crazy"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 15 July 2013 13:47 (twelve years ago)
"she says she wants to go back to thailand"
― r|t|c, Monday, 15 July 2013 13:49 (twelve years ago)
"a good operation spoiled"
― estela, Monday, 15 July 2013 13:49 (twelve years ago)
"When I was told by the secretary that this golf club was a hip operation, this isn't what I had in mind."
― Meine Damen und Herren, ein grosse sh*tstorm! (snoball), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:51 (twelve years ago)
"well don't just stand there! give me the driver!"
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:52 (twelve years ago)
Surgeon: "How did you get in here?"Golfer: "I used a pitching wedge."
― Meine Damen und Herren, ein grosse sh*tstorm! (snoball), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:53 (twelve years ago)
Thailand one has pitched right over my head tbh
― dub job deems (darraghmac), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:56 (twelve years ago)
i assumed it was just a ref to old man golfer having a thai bride?
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:57 (twelve years ago)
I may be out of bounds here but are you sure this operation is totally necessary?
― conrad, Monday, 15 July 2013 13:57 (twelve years ago)
I'll be honest lads I'm in holiday mode already
― dub job deems (darraghmac), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:00 (twelve years ago)
have a nice time
― conrad, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:01 (twelve years ago)
No that was an entry
― dub job deems (darraghmac), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:01 (twelve years ago)
Yeah, you can have your ball back, but that's a one stroke penalty, and i hope you remember to call "fore!" next time.
― twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:05 (twelve years ago)
or some shorter/better combination of
"Bugger Off!"
― Mark G, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:06 (twelve years ago)
"Lol."
― Treeship, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:09 (twelve years ago)
"Alright, the chest is open, you may putt in the donor heart."
― Øystein, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:09 (twelve years ago)
"Let's get this over with, I tee off in an hour. I'd didn't wash up... yes, I did, I took a shower."
― Poliopolice, Monday, 15 July 2013 14:11 (twelve years ago)
I thought it was, "Yesterday I took a shower?" Either way, A+.
― Esperanto, why don't you come to your senses? (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:19 (twelve years ago)
"No, I did NOT say play through!"
― how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 July 2013 15:18 (twelve years ago)
"sir, we're operating on ms. ryder"
― wombspace (abanana), Monday, 15 July 2013 15:25 (twelve years ago)
"Dr. Livingston, I presume."
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 July 2013 17:18 (twelve years ago)
"Golf, amirite?"
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 July 2013 17:44 (twelve years ago)
"GOLF, MUTHAFUKKAZ!!"
― Poliopolice, Monday, 15 July 2013 19:31 (twelve years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/08/g290/130708_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:39 (twelve years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/29/p465/130729_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:40 (twelve years ago)
"Well, I'm supposed to be your dinner, but as you have no mouth, howabout I sing you "Don't Worry, Be Happy", would you like that?"
"So the Job Centre told me to apply for this job at a raw pescatarian restaurant and here I am. But on the bright side, now I'm a contributing member of society and no longer a drain on the welfare state."
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:42 (twelve years ago)
"Put your hands where I can see 'em, pervert"
― click here to start exploding (ledge), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:48 (twelve years ago)
lol mark
― mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:51 (twelve years ago)
'Well that certainly wiped the smile off your face'
― kaptn barfhard (NickB), Monday, 22 July 2013 10:46 (twelve years ago)
"This is the worst date I've ever been on."
― Øystein, Monday, 22 July 2013 10:48 (twelve years ago)
'Who the fuck orders fish on a pizza?'
― kaptn barfhard (NickB), Monday, 22 July 2013 10:51 (twelve years ago)
"Murderer!"
― Z S, Monday, 22 July 2013 12:55 (twelve years ago)
"I hope you like mercury!"
― it itches like a porky pine sitting on your dick (Phil D.), Monday, 22 July 2013 12:59 (twelve years ago)
"oh go on then, ask him to bring another fork!"
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Monday, 22 July 2013 13:06 (twelve years ago)
I suppose you're wondering why i asked you here...
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 July 2013 13:08 (twelve years ago)
"It is related, O auspicious King, that there was a merchant of the merchants who had much wealth, and business in various cities."
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 22 July 2013 13:18 (twelve years ago)
Water..........wwwwaaattteerrrrrrr
― mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Monday, 22 July 2013 13:24 (twelve years ago)
"If you're wondering why I'm talking, it's because the waiter hates you and spiked your drink with LSD."
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 13:30 (twelve years ago)
"I'm not that kind of girl, Mr Brasi."
― Øystein, Monday, 22 July 2013 13:35 (twelve years ago)
"Of course I'm alive! This is New York City, not Fishkill."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 22 July 2013 13:42 (twelve years ago)
"Dave?"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 July 2013 13:48 (twelve years ago)