so i was at dinner with a britisher. she ordered a prawn and rocket pizza. when it came, she put ketchup on it. I have pics

They put mayo on pizza here in Mexico gaaaaaaaaah so much worse than ketchup.

What's with "Britisher"?

what is brown sauce

*leaves goal unattended*

My friend's father regularly puts butter on his pizza
He is from Sligo

xp
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/23Daves/left%20and%20to%20the%20back/iwannabeawinner.jpg

My mother in law always poured olive oil on her pizza. She would also cut herself slices of cheese and then spread butter on them.

i like pepper sauce on pretty much anything but the thin stuff not the gloopy stuff

A brushing of olive oil on a fine Italian pizza makes perfect sense. Butter on cheese is vomit central. All sorts of weird associations itt

how i break it down is pizza is not essentially fancy food and people shdn't get over-protective and pissy about it but grown adults who put ketchup on any food bar fries and the occasional sandwich needs to get their tastebuds shaved

absolutely otm

that said, pizza is still a great Italian dish and the deep-pan monstrosities visited upon it by Americans are galling enough without 'em having the barefaced cheek to claim a bit of fresh rocket on pizza is the devil's work

does rocket = arugula?

Yes.

Wait wait wait! So people are shocked and offended by someone putting arugula on a pizza, when spinach is a pretty common pizza topping, and arugula is a similar leafy green vegetable?

look the rudimentary idea behind ketchup application is in the vinegar content, it's like balsamic for toddlers

I think one person was shocked and offended by the rocket xp

supermarket shortcut balsamic is r/w vinegar with shitloads of sugar anyway so not even too dissimilar tbh

I love all this ilx US/UK coldnwar shit.

i am not offended by shrimp or rocket but am deeply hurt by shrimp shells/tails

big fan of ketchup but would not put it on my pizza

I would like everybody to note that in the second picture, the slice on the right is not a slice that was upended and left on its back

The slice on the right is in fact a slice laid on top of another slice that's had ketchup applied to it like jam

she then chewed it and spread the resulting paste btwn 2 ketchup packets and ate that

Yes

In memory of diana ;_;

i love dining out, such a treat

did you f

The slice on the right is in fact a slice laid on top of another slice that's had ketchup applied to it like jam

Now it makes sense. I still couldn't get past why you were saying pizza when the photo clearly showed a quesadilla.

It was not a date xp

I want a pizza...fuck yes...delicious pizza pie....let's see, what do I want...cheese...nah...let's spice it up a little...quattro stagioni maybe...nah...too fancy...wait I know...throw some fucking prawns on there...yeah...then put some some arugula...now slather that motherfucker with some goddamn ketchup...fuck yes...all that ketchup...and these prawns...can you smell that? that's the prawns...now this...this is a fucking pizza

n.b. i was being retarded

i am not offended by shrimp or rocket but am deeply hurt by shrimp shells/tails

^^^^this. Truly unforgivable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2omb_4O5DkQ

Tail in so you know it's a fresh prawn

in tribute to this thread, i made three pizzas tonight. one had red sauce, mozz & variety shrooms. one had pesto, chevre & red pepper. the other had sliced potatoes, olive oil & rosemary. all were served under an inch-thick blanket of rocket & ketchup. except for that last part.

Tail in so you know it's a fresh prawn

have the waiter remove the tails at the table then, fancy place

the devil is in the de-tail

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c249/JKFrazier/snoop.gif

Nice

At the Cubs game tonight I saw a Boy Scout cover a slice of cheese pizza with chopped onions and ketchup. I thought about taking all his merit badges away from him.

rocket is good on pizza although obv it goes on after the oven which maybe in those pics it did not, so comparing it to spinach is apples and oranges.

prawn is terrible on pizza.

ketchup is wtf, but who cares pizza is basically children's food.

i haven't had a really good slice in new york yet imo. why don't they use better cheese on the cheese pizza?

If there was a "rocket, prawn and ketchup" sandwich option at an M&S I might go for it. Britishes did invent the winning combo of cheddar + relish

pizza is a delicacy caek.

I just eat prawns with the tail on most I the time, unless it's particularly big you can usually just crunch it up. I stop at sucking the juices out the head like someone I know does....

Have we discussed yet how in greasy British pizza places you often get pizza & chips. Soggy chips.

look the rudimentary idea behind ketchup application is in the vinegar content, it's like balsamic for toddlers

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a late lamented ilxor once told me that he didn't like ketchup in plastic bottles because they put more vinegar in it??

how did rocket come to mean arugula in certain places?

how did you lose the ability to google

i actually didn't.

in french it's "la roquette", is my guess

The names are fairly similar rocket / roquette / rucola / arugula

yall are such good googlers! my bad.

Usually I don’t pay attention to the smear tactics — but this time, I couldn't resist.

A dark money group is spending thousands against me claiming I'm from NYC (I'm not) and that I like bagels (I don't).

FYI - this is how we do pizza in South Texas. With hot cheetos. 😎 pic.twitter.com/MfR1hHnaCX

— Jessica Cisneros (@JCisnerosTX) February 24, 2020

texans, is this true

fkn sesame seed bagel wtf

No.