so i was at dinner with a britisher. she ordered a prawn and rocket pizza. when it came, she put ketchup on it. I have pics

No side of chicken wings & barbecue sauce = not very British

Sriracha and pizza were made for each other

does she know about this thread?

http://typophile.com/files/daddies_340g_4879.jpg

HP Sauce = the only brown sauce worthy of being put on anything
Daddies = vile chemical filth

I mean, never mind cola flavoured wine, I'd drink an HP flavoured cola.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1YKFV45M18

乒乓, repeat after wiley

I think the fact that the shrimp on the pizza were served in-shell is the worst part; it's like getting barbecue chicken pizza with the chicken in the form of bone-in wings

that said, HP sauce is indeed superior to any US condiment

tbh if you put ketchup on any pizza you're out of my team - i'll allow it for crust dunking

also re: pronunciation was this woman Daphne Moon by any chance?

Lol

Prawn/rocket pizza obv classic. Ketchup obv fucking insane.

Love,

The Original Batshit Britisher Pizza Thread Monster

Girl at school used to put ketchup on her *breakfast cereal*. She was German.

ketchup doesn't taste very good

How about dipping pizza in burger sauce (Woking style: half salad cream / half ketchup)?

In Trinidad you have to specifically ask them not to smother your pizza in hot pepper sauce, otherwise it comes as standard irrespective of which pizza you ordered. Ketchup is barbarianism, though.

hot pepper sauce and pizza is a gr8 combo, when I have pizza at home I usually put encona on it anyway

They put mayo on pizza here in Mexico gaaaaaaaaah so much worse than ketchup.

What's with "Britisher"?

what is brown sauce

*leaves goal unattended*

My friend's father regularly puts butter on his pizza
He is from Sligo

xp
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/23Daves/left%20and%20to%20the%20back/iwannabeawinner.jpg

My mother in law always poured olive oil on her pizza. She would also cut herself slices of cheese and then spread butter on them.

i like pepper sauce on pretty much anything but the thin stuff not the gloopy stuff

A brushing of olive oil on a fine Italian pizza makes perfect sense. Butter on cheese is vomit central. All sorts of weird associations itt

how i break it down is pizza is not essentially fancy food and people shdn't get over-protective and pissy about it but grown adults who put ketchup on any food bar fries and the occasional sandwich needs to get their tastebuds shaved

absolutely otm

that said, pizza is still a great Italian dish and the deep-pan monstrosities visited upon it by Americans are galling enough without 'em having the barefaced cheek to claim a bit of fresh rocket on pizza is the devil's work

does rocket = arugula?

Yes.

Wait wait wait! So people are shocked and offended by someone putting arugula on a pizza, when spinach is a pretty common pizza topping, and arugula is a similar leafy green vegetable?

look the rudimentary idea behind ketchup application is in the vinegar content, it's like balsamic for toddlers

I think one person was shocked and offended by the rocket xp

supermarket shortcut balsamic is r/w vinegar with shitloads of sugar anyway so not even too dissimilar tbh

I love all this ilx US/UK coldnwar shit.

i am not offended by shrimp or rocket but am deeply hurt by shrimp shells/tails

big fan of ketchup but would not put it on my pizza

I would like everybody to note that in the second picture, the slice on the right is not a slice that was upended and left on its back

The slice on the right is in fact a slice laid on top of another slice that's had ketchup applied to it like jam

she then chewed it and spread the resulting paste btwn 2 ketchup packets and ate that

Yes

In memory of diana ;_;

i love dining out, such a treat

did you f

The slice on the right is in fact a slice laid on top of another slice that's had ketchup applied to it like jam

Now it makes sense. I still couldn't get past why you were saying pizza when the photo clearly showed a quesadilla.

It was not a date xp

I want a pizza...fuck yes...delicious pizza pie....let's see, what do I want...cheese...nah...let's spice it up a little...quattro stagioni maybe...nah...too fancy...wait I know...throw some fucking prawns on there...yeah...then put some some arugula...now slather that motherfucker with some goddamn ketchup...fuck yes...all that ketchup...and these prawns...can you smell that? that's the prawns...now this...this is a fucking pizza

n.b. i was being retarded

i am not offended by shrimp or rocket but am deeply hurt by shrimp shells/tails

^^^^this. Truly unforgivable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2omb_4O5DkQ

Tail in so you know it's a fresh prawn

in tribute to this thread, i made three pizzas tonight. one had red sauce, mozz & variety shrooms. one had pesto, chevre & red pepper. the other had sliced potatoes, olive oil & rosemary. all were served under an inch-thick blanket of rocket & ketchup. except for that last part.

National pizza day pic.twitter.com/HXMFsUh4re

— Robert Cohen (@kodacohen) February 10, 2019

That is a salad

i didn't notice before but it's got some of that black oil krycek stuff from the x-files on it

Lj did you put any chocolate on your kedgeree pizza?

nuke sweden

The most Swedish pizza there is. Pineapple, banana, curry. pic.twitter.com/aGum8QybJ7

— @sweden (@sweden) August 11, 2017

Excellent proof that there is such thing as bad pizza (ffs Sweden)

Lawyers for Julian Assange should consider using this pizza to fight his extradition.

I would 100% eat that pizza

I would eat that pizza too.

Does it have cheese? If so, which?

I'd take a bite out of it at 4 am after a monumental beer bender.

looks like something I’d produce after a 4am beer bender

I mean I've enjoyed a lot of durian pizza in my time and that looks like the closest approximation I'm going to find.

I would add red pepper flakes or hot oil. mmmmmm.

i would v much eat that pizza especially with some spice

I would eat that but I would not call it a pizza.

*barf emoji*

Usually I don’t pay attention to the smear tactics — but this time, I couldn't resist.

A dark money group is spending thousands against me claiming I'm from NYC (I'm not) and that I like bagels (I don't).

FYI - this is how we do pizza in South Texas. With hot cheetos. 😎 pic.twitter.com/MfR1hHnaCX

— Jessica Cisneros (@JCisnerosTX) February 24, 2020

texans, is this true

fkn sesame seed bagel wtf

No.