local businesses with horribly formed "names"

TEA BREWS

Cup of Tea
Cup of Iced Tea
Iced Teaffee
Teaffee
Teapot

TESTIMONIALS
Great experience yesterday at Teaffee! Thanks guys!
- Riley J. Monaco

Welcome to the neighborhood, Teaffee!
- Carrollgardens

The special drink of the place is the 'teafee', a blend of tea and coffee concentrate. It's actually quite good.
- Pardonmeforasking.blogspot.com

DOGS AND CATS, LIVING TOGETHER, ANARCHY etc

lol doggie styles

One day David was having dinner with his family when a waitress intentionally refilled his tea with urine

David had one sip and Eureka!

local businesses with horribly formed "names"

I can't stop thinking about "Hairbadooba" thanks to this thread :(

http://i.imgur.com/DGrpVfs.jpg?1

yeesh

After a conversation in the office today about something Robin Hood related, I figured something like this had to exist. It turns out there several of them.

http://teleflora.edgesuite.net/images/products/HW0_276850.jpg

http://teleflora.edgesuite.net/images/Vendors/Aboutus_97515_5241.jpg

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/524928_181194502027889_1388505865_n.jpg

What, no Hey Nanny No Childcare?

Hailing from Nottingham, myself and bandmates came up with 'The Umbrellas of Sherwood' to go with all the 'Sherwood Florists'.

i should like this, but instead i think it incredibly lame

https://www.facebook.com/fleetwoodmacchiatocafe

A local monumental masons (makers of gravestones and memorials) called Mark of Respect.

Dying of lols @ Fleetwood Macchiato omg

always wondered: why is "names" in quotes in thread title?

http://www.wasteservicing.co.uk/Images/CompanyImages/Hump-n-Dump-361568-0.jpeg

ugh

xp what a horribly formed "joke"

i see

there's a dog grooming place in my neighborhood called "Don't Forget Your-Kies" which i guess is a pun on "don't forget your keys", which imo isn't a common enough phrase for a pun

god that is terrible

you're forgetting something: yorkies

Don't forget your Keeshond.

across the street from "habla e-spaniel"

a bird in the hand is worth two in the wolfhound

Just a Pinscher Salt--Doc Told Me to Cut Back

i like the combination medical offices near me that just have a single sign: DENTIST PODIATRIST with that squiggly medical symbol thing in the middle.

had to take one of our cats to the all-night emergency pet clinic nearby. online it's called the After Hours Animal Hospital. but the sign says After Hour Animal Hospital.

Been there twice with animals we had to leave behind.

And as sad as I was the first time, I couldn't help but get "2,3,4 if you close the door, the night could last forever," stuck in my head.

I really hope Mark of Respect is owned by a guy named Mark.

"Don't Forget Your-Kies" may be the worst of the whole thread somehow.

i like the combination medical offices near me that just have a single sign: DENTIST PODIATRIST with that squiggly medical symbol thing in the middle.

― fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, July 26, 2013 12:29 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is why i already desperately miss the recently-removed old-school signs on NYC's Roosevelt Island

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3545/3838799566_b6fff9ccea.jpg

Those store signs were the best.

I saw a pickup today that just had a very small magnetic sign on the lower part of the door
HEATING & AIR

i was like, I appreciate your simplicity, sir

there's a convenience store here with a name that i think is actually really funny

http://goo.gl/maps/InqjT

ftr it says 'FREE MARKET'

There used to be a pizza place across from my law school (now a shake shack) that had no apparent name, just a giant block letter sign that said PIZZA SALAD. So of course we referred to the place as "Pizza Salad"

to be clear, the pizza place is now a shake shack, not my law school

i'm at the law school/i'm at the shake shack

shake shack law school*

*not an accredited institution
** but the shakes are delicious

rejected jay-z album title

not local, but

http://www.wanksons.com/wank-attack1.htm

There used to be a pizza place across from my law school (now a shake shack) that had no apparent name, just a giant block letter sign that said PIZZA SALAD. So of course we referred to the place as "Pizza Salad"

There's a lighting/DJ equipment hire place here whose name is its phone number, which has the helpful side-effect that you can't look up their phone number without knowing their phone number.

(of course now you can look it up on Google Streetview by plunking the Streetview icon on the street corner you think it might be on, but this place has been going since the days of phone books)

Is the place like 800-44-DANCE or is it just named for some numbers?

it's in the streetview link

that occurred to me after I posted…

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6GGtxYC62x0/TI0-zJ9SfXI/AAAAAAAAADc/Fq_X4Ps4-OI/s1600/3898992316_bb415d899d.jpg

Crepe-N-Tearia

Sorry, Crepe "N" Tearia

http://s3-media4.ak.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/sT1lE3mJw4ujFAnc-VYODw/l.jpg

It's a pet shop.

it's THE pet shop, boys

There's a beauty salon near me called Glam'r'us.