lols at fun bags
― fit and working again, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 02:09 (ten years ago) link
what about the fried chicken place called hitler
― the late great, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 02:56 (ten years ago) link
omg this pizza place near a friend's holiday house that we ate at like a decade and a half ago and was actually really bad pizza (as in, not bad but still good, not bad but edible, but bad *bad* bad)
Anyway it has since changed it's name and is now called 'Pizza D'oh'
http://www.pizzadoh.com.au/
Yes like in the Simpsons. apparently the sign outside is also in the same (or similar enough) font also.
Why the fuck would you do this? There are no other Simpsons references about it, so all that's left is that "D'oh" sounds like 'dough', and 'Pizza Dough' is a shit name for a pizza place.
― Moulden Honaro (S-), Friday, 12 July 2013 04:33 (ten years ago) link
Maybe they're trying to suggest that they're aware of how horribly they've screwed up their pizza.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 12 July 2013 04:45 (ten years ago) link
The Tranny Man, LLC of Greenville, SC has more than 28 years of experience in the business. We provide dependable transmission service and repair. We service foreign and domestic transmissions. Call or visit The Tranny Man, LLC today.
http://www.thetrannymanllc.com/
― SharkNATO (latebloomer), Friday, 12 July 2013 04:50 (ten years ago) link
d'oh this is not pizza
― It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Friday, 12 July 2013 05:03 (ten years ago) link
Our local dive is Pizza D'Action.
― pplains, Friday, 12 July 2013 05:15 (ten years ago) link
i occasionally pass a pet groomer named DOGGIE STYLES and i wonder if they know
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Friday, 12 July 2013 20:15 (ten years ago) link
i mean, someone has to have told them by now. do they care?
meanwhile i take my dog to a groomer called DOGGY DO'S which is only marginally "better" and almost certainly intentional
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Friday, 12 July 2013 20:16 (ten years ago) link
Teaffee is a family owned business founded by David Fernandez.
So where did David get the idea for Teaffee?
One day David was having dinner with his family when a waitress mistakenly refilled his tea with coffee
David had one sip and Eureka!
Teaffee was born.
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 July 2013 20:53 (ten years ago) link
TEA BREWS
Cup of TeaCup of Iced TeaIced TeaffeeTeaffeeTeapot
TESTIMONIALSGreat experience yesterday at Teaffee! Thanks guys! - Riley J. Monaco
Welcome to the neighborhood, Teaffee! - Carrollgardens
The special drink of the place is the 'teafee', a blend of tea and coffee concentrate. It's actually quite good. - Pardonmeforasking.blogspot.com
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 July 2013 20:54 (ten years ago) link
DOGS AND CATS, LIVING TOGETHER, ANARCHY etc
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 July 2013 21:01 (ten years ago) link
lol doggie styles
― mh, Friday, 12 July 2013 22:18 (ten years ago) link
One day David was having dinner with his family when a waitress intentionally refilled his tea with urine
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 12 July 2013 22:51 (ten years ago) link
local businesses with horribly formed "names"
― pplains, Friday, 12 July 2013 23:04 (ten years ago) link
I can't stop thinking about "Hairbadooba" thanks to this thread :(
― staff rules everything around Mi (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 July 2013 12:16 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/DGrpVfs.jpg?1
― Cap'n Conserv-a-pedia (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 July 2013 17:24 (ten years ago) link
yeesh
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 July 2013 18:56 (ten years ago) link
After a conversation in the office today about something Robin Hood related, I figured something like this had to exist. It turns out there several of them.
http://teleflora.edgesuite.net/images/products/HW0_276850.jpg
http://teleflora.edgesuite.net/images/Vendors/Aboutus_97515_5241.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/524928_181194502027889_1388505865_n.jpg
― it itches like a porky pine sitting on your dick (Phil D.), Monday, 22 July 2013 18:48 (ten years ago) link
What, no Hey Nanny No Childcare?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 00:03 (ten years ago) link
Hailing from Nottingham, myself and bandmates came up with 'The Umbrellas of Sherwood' to go with all the 'Sherwood Florists'.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 00:41 (ten years ago) link
i should like this, but instead i think it incredibly lame
https://www.facebook.com/fleetwoodmacchiatocafe
― take that, bitterman (electricsound), Friday, 26 July 2013 02:18 (ten years ago) link
A local monumental masons (makers of gravestones and memorials) called Mark of Respect.
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Friday, 26 July 2013 06:54 (ten years ago) link
Dying of lols @ Fleetwood Macchiato omg
― It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Friday, 26 July 2013 07:17 (ten years ago) link
always wondered: why is "names" in quotes in thread title?
― andrew m., Friday, 26 July 2013 15:05 (ten years ago) link
http://www.wasteservicing.co.uk/Images/CompanyImages/Hump-n-Dump-361568-0.jpeg
ugh
― who killfiled cock robin? (NickB), Friday, 26 July 2013 15:09 (ten years ago) link
xp what a horribly formed "joke"
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 26 July 2013 15:53 (ten years ago) link
i see
― andrew m., Friday, 26 July 2013 15:56 (ten years ago) link
there's a dog grooming place in my neighborhood called "Don't Forget Your-Kies" which i guess is a pun on "don't forget your keys", which imo isn't a common enough phrase for a pun
― diamonddave85, Friday, 26 July 2013 16:01 (ten years ago) link
god that is terrible
― the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 26 July 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link
you're forgetting something: yorkies
― antoine fuckwant (goole), Friday, 26 July 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link
Don't forget your Keeshond.
― nickn, Friday, 26 July 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link
across the street from "habla e-spaniel"
― andrew m., Friday, 26 July 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link
a bird in the hand is worth two in the wolfhound
― the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 26 July 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link
Just a Pinscher Salt--Doc Told Me to Cut Back
― andrew m., Friday, 26 July 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link
i like the combination medical offices near me that just have a single sign: DENTIST PODIATRIST with that squiggly medical symbol thing in the middle.
― fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link
had to take one of our cats to the all-night emergency pet clinic nearby. online it's called the After Hours Animal Hospital. but the sign says After Hour Animal Hospital.
― andrew m., Friday, 26 July 2013 16:32 (ten years ago) link
Been there twice with animals we had to leave behind.
And as sad as I was the first time, I couldn't help but get "2,3,4 if you close the door, the night could last forever," stuck in my head.
― pplains, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:13 (ten years ago) link
I really hope Mark of Respect is owned by a guy named Mark.
"Don't Forget Your-Kies" may be the worst of the whole thread somehow.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:16 (ten years ago) link
― fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, July 26, 2013 12:29 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this is why i already desperately miss the recently-removed old-school signs on NYC's Roosevelt Island
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3545/3838799566_b6fff9ccea.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link
Those store signs were the best.
― tokyo rosemary, Friday, 2 August 2013 02:15 (ten years ago) link
I saw a pickup today that just had a very small magnetic sign on the lower part of the door HEATING & AIR
i was like, I appreciate your simplicity, sir
― the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 August 2013 02:26 (ten years ago) link
there's a convenience store here with a name that i think is actually really funny
http://goo.gl/maps/InqjT
― 乒乓, Friday, 2 August 2013 02:36 (ten years ago) link
ftr it says 'FREE MARKET'
― 乒乓, Friday, 2 August 2013 02:47 (ten years ago) link
There used to be a pizza place across from my law school (now a shake shack) that had no apparent name, just a giant block letter sign that said PIZZA SALAD. So of course we referred to the place as "Pizza Salad"
― HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Friday, 2 August 2013 02:49 (ten years ago) link
to be clear, the pizza place is now a shake shack, not my law school
i'm at the law school/i'm at the shake shack
― latebloomer, Friday, 2 August 2013 03:02 (ten years ago) link
shake shack law school*
*not an accredited institution** but the shakes are delicious
― the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 August 2013 03:30 (ten years ago) link