why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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"The most effective way to do it, is to do it. Say, what does this 'warning' light on the instrument panel mean?"

Amelia Earhart

― Neanderthal, Monday, July 8, 2013 1:04 PM (10 hours ago)

it was just a false alarm

Remember! The cormorant is a big brrd. It has got a long neck. (unregistered), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 03:16 (thirteen years ago)

Dustin Hoffman is crying all over my Facebook.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 03:34 (thirteen years ago)

worst lcd soundsystem b-side ever

YOU AIN'T ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS (m bison), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 03:49 (thirteen years ago)

^^ thought this was going to be a forks punchline but then I actually laughed

mh, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 03:51 (thirteen years ago)

"once"

― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 03:12 (7 hours ago) Permalink

^ ^

MILLIONAIRE KING OF RAPPERS! (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 10:33 (thirteen years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/600216_10151726652696940_1426367297_n.jpg

"Those fucking punks always get away."

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 18:19 (thirteen years ago)

that jpg is actually instructional for explaining the power of context to dumbasses. maybe that's its original intent.

sausagehat (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 18:22 (thirteen years ago)

what is it with a certain kind of white person and Kanye?

the SI unit of ignorance (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

history of "a certain kind of white person" and Kanye goes like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIUzLpO1kxI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydswJSAfmZM

crüt, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 18:56 (thirteen years ago)

he's the millionaire king of rappers. he sits on his "bling throne" and issues edicts that apply to his black subjects across the globe. who else would they talk about?

Spectrum, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 19:00 (thirteen years ago)

He's the king of blacks
There is none higher
But Paula Deen
Is not allowed to say "n*****"

This amigurumi Jamaican octopus is ready to chill with you (Phil D.), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 19:07 (thirteen years ago)

"nigher" isn't a slur

big black nemesis, Puya chilensis (DJP), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

There is none bigger would work. try that next time on your facebox.

pplains, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

I also hope that the sound one makes when saying ***** out loud is that of a needle being scratched across a moving record.

pplains, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 19:21 (thirteen years ago)

What rhymes with that though?

Mark G, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

idk but you can probably find it on a Nicki Minaj record

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 21:55 (thirteen years ago)

http://f0.bcbits.com/img/a2608430710_10.jpg

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 22:03 (thirteen years ago)

rigor? grignr?

wombspace (abanana), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 22:05 (thirteen years ago)

Colin C

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 22:06 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/jzsBsLT.png

pplains, Thursday, 11 July 2013 18:53 (thirteen years ago)

poor Herb, always getting smoked, and yet it was all so futile

Moodles, Thursday, 11 July 2013 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

http://joshreads.com/?cat=12

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 11 July 2013 19:07 (thirteen years ago)

okay this made me lol:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/971539_2131665649938_2035432676_n.jpg

"Post-Oven" (DJP), Thursday, 11 July 2013 19:23 (thirteen years ago)

whoever made that macro clearly doesn't know Swedish

Moodles, Thursday, 11 July 2013 19:26 (thirteen years ago)

xpost haaah okay I like that

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 July 2013 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

yknow something tells me that m teresa wouldn't have said "anyway" this much but wtf do i know

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1044726_10201379614076812_179869793_n.jpg

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Friday, 12 July 2013 12:58 (thirteen years ago)

i don't know, she did have this played at her funeral iirc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yjs1oAvwaZ8

balls, Friday, 12 July 2013 13:13 (thirteen years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/998816_546375378751285_1685085860_n.jpg

This amigurumi Jamaican octopus is ready to chill with you (Phil D.), Friday, 12 July 2013 13:50 (thirteen years ago)

Pigford

Neil S, Friday, 12 July 2013 13:52 (thirteen years ago)

Congressional Approval
Pigford

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Friday, 12 July 2013 14:07 (thirteen years ago)

Paula Deen is distracting us from the Fast & Furious franchise?

carl agatha, Friday, 12 July 2013 14:10 (thirteen years ago)

"Libya." Pff, like that's a real place.

This amigurumi Jamaican octopus is ready to chill with you (Phil D.), Friday, 12 July 2013 14:11 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.memebucket.com/mb/2012/09/What-If-The-Government-Invented-Conspiracy-Keanu-244.png

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 12 July 2013 14:15 (thirteen years ago)

If you seek E.arnu

Mark G, Friday, 12 July 2013 14:16 (thirteen years ago)

Pigford

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Friday, 12 July 2013 18:58 (thirteen years ago)

http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/p480x480/992799_605082886189536_431497618_n.png

lmao

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 July 2013 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

I knew a kid in high school who shoplifted a snake by putting it in his gnco's

emilys., Saturday, 13 July 2013 23:45 (thirteen years ago)

My college boyfriend's roommate did that! But just with regular pants.

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Saturday, 13 July 2013 23:51 (thirteen years ago)

I knew a kid in high school who shoplifted a snake by putting it in his gnco's

― emilys., Saturday, July 13, 2013 7:45 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you sure he wasn't just happy to see you?

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Sunday, 14 July 2013 03:02 (thirteen years ago)

When I took my backpacking trip to Europe in 1997, I just brought two pairs of JNCOs, which I thought would be ok, because "hey, it's Europe! Ravers, right?" I got sonned so many times over those pants, including the time I rolled up to my first coffee shop in Amsterdam and the bartenders just fell over themselves laughing. "Your DADDY bought those trousers! Your DADDY bought those trousers!" I was pretty indignant that, no, I swear I had bought those trousers myself with the money I saved up from my job at Sam Goody.

how's life, Sunday, 14 July 2013 13:43 (thirteen years ago)

Mine had a picture of a skunk on them, which I figured "Amsterdam -> weed -> skunk, right? They'll understand what I'm about."

how's life, Sunday, 14 July 2013 13:46 (thirteen years ago)

oh man so good

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:02 (thirteen years ago)

Jncos seem so cumbersome.

Treeship, Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:11 (thirteen years ago)

it was the 90s. folks was tougher back then.

THAT'S MY NAME, DON'T WEAR IT OUT! (m bison), Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:20 (thirteen years ago)

I was *this* close to buying orange Jnco knock-offs in high school. My life would have been so much different....

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:31 (thirteen years ago)

I'm so proud of the fact that I never owned a pair of these despite having various friends who indulged in this hideous trend back in the dark 90s.

Moodles, Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:40 (thirteen years ago)

Has this sort of thing seen a ironic/retro revival yet?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 15 July 2013 00:51 (thirteen years ago)

I have a fantasy of working in an office and wearing jncos on casual friday to see what would happen.

Treeship, Monday, 15 July 2013 01:25 (thirteen years ago)

They had a nice swoosh sound to them when you were hackeysacking.

how's life, Monday, 15 July 2013 10:51 (thirteen years ago)

this is not my 90s

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 15 July 2013 14:56 (thirteen years ago)


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