only reports events that occur in airports
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 01:11 (eleven years ago) link
I'm in an airport and it turned out fellow longtime ILXor Lukas was right in front of me in the security line. A strange coincidence.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 August 2013 00:16 (eleven years ago) link
Ant exit??? Or a different one?
― Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Friday, 30 August 2013 02:06 (eleven years ago) link
duty free is a horrifying place
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Thursday, 19 December 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link
just want to get on the plane
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Thursday, 19 December 2013 17:27 (ten years ago) link
'sunglass hut' only exists because people are morons
the demons consume me
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Thursday, 19 December 2013 17:28 (ten years ago) link
I'm in JFK and I'm stuuuuuuuck and I was on standby and then they cancelled that flight too and then they reinstated it and I lost my place in the line and I complained and now I am 'status Y' which is good, apparently. But I still think I won't get out of here till tomorrow. There's a Shake Shack, though.
― ljubljana, Monday, 6 January 2014 22:20 (ten years ago) link
I'm in my third airport today, and I've still got two more to go.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 6 January 2014 22:34 (ten years ago) link
fuuuuuck
you guys that blows. stay sane!
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 00:10 (ten years ago) link
i was supposed to fly today, but jetblue canceled my flight.
so instead of jfk to bur on monday, it's lga to lax on tuesday, on a different airline. at least i'm not sleeping at the airport tonight.
jetblue's customer service through all this has been really poor. i used to be a fan, but now i dunno.
― sext of light (get bent), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 01:17 (ten years ago) link
Gonna visit 2+ airports tomorrow. Stoked to get stranded
― 龜, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 01:19 (ten years ago) link
ljub, you're on my train line!! If you had two hours to spare, you should come to my house!
― Horreur! What are this disassociated lumps of (in orbit), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 01:28 (ten years ago) link
Do you have anywhere to stay?
My house is a mess but I have an air mattress here somewhere.
― Horreur! What are this disassociated lumps of (in orbit), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 01:29 (ten years ago) link
It will possibly suck getting a big suitcase up the subway station stairs, but if you want to lie down somewhere warm it may be worth it.
― Horreur! What are this disassociated lumps of (in orbit), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 01:33 (ten years ago) link
i am going to some airports tomorrow *despair*
― caek, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 03:12 (ten years ago) link
I have to fly through Chicago with a one-hour changeover tomorrow. There's a direct flight which skips weather, that they won't let me change to without paying $900.
― giant faps are what you take, wanking on the moon (sic), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 04:44 (ten years ago) link
Make friends with some chilxors asap is my advice.
― Horreur! What are this disassociated lumps of (in orbit), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 04:45 (ten years ago) link
the problem is that both airports are way too far from most chilxors to make a one-hour changeover worth it.
― an enormous bolus of flatulence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 05:25 (ten years ago) link
airports are extremely relaxing environments, mostly cuz there's computerized voices often. they are my favorite environments, besides train terminals (and trains)
― dude-icrous (color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 05:29 (ten years ago) link
Now crashing in Long Island City with friend of friend I fancied 18 years ago (alas, not any more). Contact has been made off-board with in orbit and plans to crash at hers if/when my flight tomorrow is cancelled as well... (in orbit: no big case; I packed hand luggage for this contingency. JFK can look after the case till they can get me on a flight).
― ljubljana, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 05:37 (ten years ago) link
glad u have a crashpad ljub
good luck tomorrow!
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 05:38 (ten years ago) link
I hope everyone is aware of the Guide To Sleeping In Airports site: http://www.sleepinginairports.net
I've contributed!
― Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 07:58 (ten years ago) link
no, the actual problem would be ice potentially grounding my connecting flight, and me not getting to London in time to meet my RTW ticket again, two days later
but things may be working out better
― giant faps are what you take, wanking on the moon (sic), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 09:08 (ten years ago) link
Fuck me
― 龜, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 10:12 (ten years ago) link
Fuuck me
― 龜, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 10:56 (ten years ago) link
Fuuuck me
― 龜, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 12:06 (ten years ago) link
At the airport bar, where I ordered Maker's Mark from an iPad.
― Esa-Pekka Merkerson (get bent), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 18:14 (ten years ago) link
Fuuuuck me
― 龜, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 18:30 (ten years ago) link
takin bets on dayo's next post, 4/1 says 'all good now y'all :)'
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 18:36 (ten years ago) link
I got to change to the direct flight, four hours shorter travel time too and I fly over the north pole y'all
― giant faps are what you take, wanking on the moon (sic), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 20:01 (ten years ago) link
so I'm not in an airport yet
say hi to santa
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 22:26 (ten years ago) link
Fuuuuuck me
― 龜, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 22:27 (ten years ago) link
dayo in Airport 2014: The Vortex After Tomorrow
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 23:39 (ten years ago) link
I am being ilx hosted by in orbit! I am grateful as hell. Flight to Toronto not till Thursday now (supposed to have been Monday).
― ljubljana, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 00:52 (ten years ago) link
awesome!! air-ilx-bnb
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 00:59 (ten years ago) link
So excited! I thought after we had coffee today that I was being un-ljubbed but NO here's more!
― Horreur! What are this disassociated lumps of (in orbit), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 01:03 (ten years ago) link
Lol ljub I was supposed to fly through Toronto too
― 龜, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 01:04 (ten years ago) link
It's nice that my roommate is still out of the country so you can have his rooms, it'll be like your own apartment until he gets back sometime tomorrow (boo).
― Horreur! What are this disassociated lumps of (in orbit), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 01:08 (ten years ago) link
i'm in an airport
― giant faps are what you take, wanking on the moon (sic), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 01:55 (ten years ago) link
we're going to need an ongoing graph or .xls updating the % of ilxors currently in airports
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 02:00 (ten years ago) link
I'm in a hotel near an airport
― caek, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 02:04 (ten years ago) link
hmm
maybe a venn diagram would be more informative
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 02:05 (ten years ago) link
My alarm is set for 4.30am oh jeez
― caek, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 02:06 (ten years ago) link
Owwww
― Horreur! What are this disassociated lumps of (in orbit), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 02:08 (ten years ago) link
I'd throw a get-together at my apt tmrw night for all ilxors who can make it back into town to see ljubljana but I have this pesky interview thing in the evening.
― Horreur! What are this disassociated lumps of (in orbit), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 02:15 (ten years ago) link
Reporting from down the hall that the conversation and the apartment are both awesome.
― ljubljana, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 07:31 (ten years ago) link
:D i love it when a messageboard comes together
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 07:38 (ten years ago) link