Does the entire Innocent Smoothies aesthetic strike you as deeply fucking irritating?

it arrives in an ingenious folded envelope of recycled matter as well

― reet pish (imago), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 19:59 (5 days ago) Bookmark

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjTJBRy4T0U

cool wolves badge bro

putting morcheeba behind footage surely played itself out 15 years ago

Jesus Christ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profilepage&v=hh0Jq680aZM

do we know who recorded that cover version because i'd like to have a chat with them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMrJp_cQgOE

Join in on Twitter and tell us you reasons for being cheerful with #ReasonsToBeCheerful

the guilty man revealed here: http://www.tvadmusic.co.uk/2013/07/vauxhall-astra-reasons-to-be-cheerful/

He's talking nonce-Sense

That Vauxhall advert is some of the most nauseating shit I've ever heard

I normally wouldn't do the 'oh no cover version has ruined song' routine but here ... I mean ...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/73147b15c1adc01ce7122bd6eac709ed/tumblr_mps4p3WKp41rbhsiqo1_500.jpg

From http://tomewing.tumblr.com/post/55180047941/fellinlovewithapie-one-of-the-original-twee

No

http://i.imgur.com/LPcXYss.jpg

Youtube just gave me an error message:

500 Internal Server Error

Sorry, something went wrong.

A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.

If you see them, show them this information:
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http://i40.tinypic.com/5x3peb.png

ooky pooky poo! blee blee blee

http://www.thedrum.com/news/2013/07/11/innocent-drinks-tweet-sparks-social-media-pet-o2-tango-and-betfair

saw a postman yesterday. he was wearing an official post office t-shirt that said 'Postie' on the front.

This shit makes me feel like Peter Hitchens

jesus - just "jesus" is all i can think.

Fuck these guys for ruining pictures of dogs.

http://www.thedrum.com/stuff/2013/07/11/tesco-mobile-takes-o2-twitter-rap-battle

ah ffs

these people are the most evil members of society who aren't actually committing violent crimes or working in positions of power.

https://twitter.com/tescomobile/status/377401111029612545

Whole twitter feed seems to be basically 'twee joke'- 'reply: someone saying Tesco mobile is fucking shit'-'earnest enquiries if it's anything they can help with'

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/tescomobile";>@tescomobile</a> Yeah, I can watch porn on it 24/7.</p>— CuЯtis (@CurtisFatteh) <a href="https://twitter.com/CurtisFatteh/statuses/378477359810093056";>September 13, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Whole twitter feed seems to be basically 'twee joke'- 'reply: someone saying Tesco mobile is fucking shit'-'earnest enquiries if it's anything they can help with'

i work for a big digital powerhouse and i pity the social media guys in a way. ours don't really do quite as wacky as that, tho still wacky as fuck. it's like this optimistic little chirping bird popping up with a "happy friday!" and all these hordes of broken-by-life illiterates ripping its feathers off and eating its guts and shouting.

broken hordes otm

otm, really.

was going to propose a new board description

Approved.

i feel it functions as a mission statement as well as a description

a proud day for me

it's definitely a good'un.

did that thing where it made me feel amgry and sad at its otmness.

Starting to think ukip might have a point about this lot tbh:

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/9/4/11/enhanced-buzz-13313-1378307221-0.jpg

http://www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/brilliant-award-winning-romania-tourism-campaign

I quite like the Romania adverts tbh, though not necessarily the one pictured. Seems a fairly effective way to fight back against a tidal wave of negative propaganda.

idg that one
Kate Moss? Middleton? What's the Romania connection? Why would I care what the women look like? what?
Shit punctuation too.

'Come to [name of country] - the women are really pretty and the beer is cheap!' is a standard first-wave new Europe tourism message, followed about a year later by 'come to [name of country] by all means but please stop getting drunk and harassing the women'.

Arrests of British nationals in Romania on trumped up spying charges, followed by string of terrorist atrocities in cities throughout UK wd be the baller response to xenophobic propaganda imo

'Come to [name of country] - the women are really pretty and the beer is cheap!' is a standard first-wave new Europe tourism message, followed about a year later by 'come to [name of country] by all means but please stop getting drunk and harassing the women'.

otmfm

http://www.gatwickairport.com/static/images/gatwick-airport-logo.svg

THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING

We've had to 404 that request of yours.

Unfortunately we couldn't find the page you were looking for. But don't worry, we've notified Air Traffic Control and they're getting right on to it.

Why not try the site search (top right of this page), or go back to the homepage?

Google Cloud came back with "Oh noes! There is no preview available" today.

you're asking for that, keeping your files on a cloud

Gah, T-Mobile:

404 - Page Not Found
"MUNCH. BUUUURP."

Sorry about this but the page you were after
has obviously been gobbled up by our greedy Android Bot.

Off topic but I still laugh every time rte.ie's 404 page comes back accompanied by a picture of Shergar.

just got an email from our ceo outlining 600 job losses, and at the end of it all he said, referencing the company mascot, this fucking puppet thing that appears on hr, emails, let's call him "pink":

"pink's structure will remain unchanged" beside a little jpg of the puppet.

like... wtf.

Send that to Private Eye.

I'll have to do a grab of the page. But I definitely will.