local businesses with horribly formed "names"

Hahaa... Gonadseaffee

I wanted to start a brand called namastea but I was the thousandth guy with the idea

My brother-in-law used to live in Eugene and we always had to drive by this place to get to his apartment:
http://i.imgur.com/b6VVgR9.jpg

I have no idea what these people were thinking and I'm still haunted by this five years later

I guess there was already a Hairba Dabba Doo in the neighborhood

We pass this place in Greenvile, SC on road trips http://greenville-sc.opendi.us/646882.html

O_o

It was formerly called Lolita's Child Development Center. But I'm not sure Lolita's World of Wonder is better.

Once saw a Chinese restauarant called Bon Appetit

Lolita's World of Wonder somehow reminds me of the friend who decided to change her life/career/etc. after passing a shuttered tourist trap with faded sign reading "World of Dreams Museum," and having a vision of her own dreams bottled, labeled, and sitting dusty on the shelf of a defunct roadside attraction.

"Fun Bags Party Shop"

http://statics.192.com/estreet/original/large/2109/21092838.jpg

o_O

A friend just told me about a bar that some girls were saying they "love to get drunk at" called Sloppy Tuna.

Passed a sign today that said: COMING SOON - SHABBYLOUS CHIC

u_u

Isnt that a play on shabby chic? Which I thought was a shitty fad that'd passed in the 90s but what the hey.

yes and yes

"sorry you are 20 years too late with yr business idea: application denied"

also the lous part makes me think of louse/lice

shabbylice

lol is there any other kind of louse?

slang for loser-type person in Australia

lols at fun bags

what about the fried chicken place called hitler

omg this pizza place near a friend's holiday house that we ate at like a decade and a half ago and was actually really bad pizza (as in, not bad but still good, not bad but edible, but bad *bad* bad)

Anyway it has since changed it's name and is now called 'Pizza D'oh'

http://www.pizzadoh.com.au/

Yes like in the Simpsons. apparently the sign outside is also in the same (or similar enough) font also.

Why the fuck would you do this? There are no other Simpsons references about it, so all that's left is that "D'oh" sounds like 'dough', and 'Pizza Dough' is a shit name for a pizza place.

Maybe they're trying to suggest that they're aware of how horribly they've screwed up their pizza.

The Tranny Man, LLC of Greenville, SC has more than 28 years of experience in the business. We provide dependable transmission service and repair. We service foreign and domestic transmissions. Call or visit The Tranny Man, LLC today.

http://www.thetrannymanllc.com/

d'oh this is not pizza

Our local dive is Pizza D'Action.

i occasionally pass a pet groomer named DOGGIE STYLES and i wonder if they know

i mean, someone has to have told them by now. do they care?

meanwhile i take my dog to a groomer called DOGGY DO'S which is only marginally "better" and almost certainly intentional

Teaffee is a family owned business founded by David Fernandez.

So where did David get the idea for Teaffee?

One day David was having dinner with his family when a waitress mistakenly refilled his tea with coffee

David had one sip and Eureka!

Teaffee was born.

TEA BREWS

Cup of Tea
Cup of Iced Tea
Iced Teaffee
Teaffee
Teapot

TESTIMONIALS
Great experience yesterday at Teaffee! Thanks guys!
- Riley J. Monaco

Welcome to the neighborhood, Teaffee!
- Carrollgardens

The special drink of the place is the 'teafee', a blend of tea and coffee concentrate. It's actually quite good.
- Pardonmeforasking.blogspot.com

DOGS AND CATS, LIVING TOGETHER, ANARCHY etc

lol doggie styles

One day David was having dinner with his family when a waitress intentionally refilled his tea with urine

David had one sip and Eureka!

local businesses with horribly formed "names"

I can't stop thinking about "Hairbadooba" thanks to this thread :(

http://i.imgur.com/DGrpVfs.jpg?1

yeesh

After a conversation in the office today about something Robin Hood related, I figured something like this had to exist. It turns out there several of them.

http://teleflora.edgesuite.net/images/products/HW0_276850.jpg

http://teleflora.edgesuite.net/images/Vendors/Aboutus_97515_5241.jpg

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/524928_181194502027889_1388505865_n.jpg

What, no Hey Nanny No Childcare?

Hailing from Nottingham, myself and bandmates came up with 'The Umbrellas of Sherwood' to go with all the 'Sherwood Florists'.

i should like this, but instead i think it incredibly lame

https://www.facebook.com/fleetwoodmacchiatocafe

A local monumental masons (makers of gravestones and memorials) called Mark of Respect.

Dying of lols @ Fleetwood Macchiato omg

always wondered: why is "names" in quotes in thread title?

http://www.wasteservicing.co.uk/Images/CompanyImages/Hump-n-Dump-361568-0.jpeg

ugh

xp what a horribly formed "joke"

i see

there's a dog grooming place in my neighborhood called "Don't Forget Your-Kies" which i guess is a pun on "don't forget your keys", which imo isn't a common enough phrase for a pun

god that is terrible