people that YELP are scumbags

http://www.yelp.com/wordmap/sf

grateful that i don't live in 'one of the 14 yelpiest cities'

Biggest revelation from that map is that the 80 is called the Dwight Eisenhower Highway.

Interesting:

https://www.fhwa.dot.gov/infrastructure/ddehwy.cfm

I Turn Pike.

If people can bring their Loud yelling, rude children, why can't i bring my well behaved sweet dog. Stupid park.

stupid sexy flanders

I only had an iced coffee, which was pretty good. So why a 3? Well just looking at the menu I wasn't that impressed. So its more like a 3.5.

oh ffs

I didn't go inside or buy anything. So why a 3? Well just looking at the building I wasn't that impressed. So its more like a 3.5.

So why a 3? I am literally incapable of engaging with the real world without YELP YELP YELP YELP YELP YELP (I rate this response a 4, but really a 4.5)

right? it must be awful to have to think so much about every little thing you do

i saw a guy on yelp the other day with 1304 reviews and 1304 friends. makes u think

Oh My God!
Someone suggest to wife-san and I to go IHOP by person at city festivity this past weekend. IHOP more like i HOPE NOT!!! This not good... NOT GOOD EXPERIENCE!!! OMG! I patted down upon entry to this place!!! Boodah got police style pat down before seating here! BOODAH NOT PACK GUN!!! NO PATTING DOWN, PLEASE!!! Now wife-san say I pack gun, just no pat necessary.

It look like typical IHOP... just unsavory characters come in and out . Too loud talking going on, can't concentrate! Needless to say, wife-san and I must leave before ordering. So bad, so much bad experience. If I recommend pancake house to go to, THIS NOT IT! Sorry... NO! NOT SORRY!!!... this not good choice for pancake experience.

Rule of thumb: If pat down require to enter... leave. I not know if 1 star deserving of the IHOP on the Jefferson.

all of this guy's reviews are written like this

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his name is boodah, what do you expect?

http://images.wikia.com/startrek/images/archive/4/41/20080410005207!No_Kill_I.jpg

if I see him on road I kill

I was JUST talking to my friend Rasheeda, she is honestly so amazing and everything that she says is so true, and she was saying that this is the most AMAYZING pizza place in not just New York, but the whole world. She has been EVERYWHERE. She dies for this pizza. The meat lovers is so phucking good. She dies for it. '

You may have heard of Rasheeda before; she recently released the smash hit "Marry Me." What you probably didn't know about her is that in addition to being an AMAZING rapper/singer, she also knows sooooo much about food. Trust me, she has eaten like EVERYWHERE.

Anyway, everyone is saying that she is the best judge of pizza cuz shes had it everywhere.... SHE LOVES OMG PIZZA OMG OMGOMGOMGOM OMGOMG

Honestly the fact that this place has one 2 1/2 stars is so ridiculous, people are just trying to get back at Rasheeda and cut her down by saying bad things about this place because they are so jealous of her. I don't blame them, but come on, grow up.

Please, please PLEASE don't take this out on Rasheeda. She didn't ask for this; she just asked for good pizza.

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yes, very.

6/6/2009
This place is completely over-rated. The so-called Chef is a fraud. The pasta is frozen, for God's sake! The kitchen is a joke. (Take a peek -- do you see any gas ovens? C-L-U-E!) The wine list is embarrassing. Come on foodies, this is all about marketing, hype, PR, and a heavy dose of pure bullsh*t.

from the same reviewer two months later:

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1.0 star rating8/11/2009 If you want fine dining, please go straight to Five & Ten in Five Points. And if you want authentic Italian, you should try La Dolce Vita downtown

(fyi this is a former boss of mine)

C-L-U-E!

Overall, like I said, for those who love authentic Mexican food, that place is the sh..! And who cares about the service anyway? (In my case it was not bad). You think you get good service in Mexico? If you want good service and good Mexican food go to Javier's in Newport Beach, Ca (my personal favorite upscale Mexican place)

I also liked the chicken mole (and I typically don't like mole unless home-made)...of course I only ate a small piece (that was all my Mediterranean stomach could take).

This is the place to go if your girlfriend just refuses to return the favor.... if you know what I mean!

Enter this late 70's saloon and you might not find anyone inside except the bartender, go way in back by the bathrooms and exit to the outside patio area, this area too may be void of peeps.... but dare go back beyond the wooden stockade fencing and here you may find it surprisingly packed with two legged Iguanas willingly scouring about looking for live underwater snakes to devour.......! These male yard lizards are looking for a feast! ....and many str8 men cum here just for this free service!

...But do buy a drink at the bar before you take that walk back, you just can't be rude! Best in Summer but, open all year 'round! SHHHHHH!
Keep it under your hat you came by!

This review is dedicated to my dear friend, Ricky Swircz 1960-2003

Yikes.

This isn't about the M@nh@ndler by any chance, is it?

pro-tip guys, after I die please do not give me a posthumous shout-out at a sex spot; I hope to have descendants soon

"And the blow job ramp here is AMAZING, so I gave it five stars even though the guy working at the pants check is kind of a jerk.

Shoutout to DJP, RIP, you would have liked this blow job ramp a lot."

lol

Duffy's Sucks!!! This review is for Sunday Brunch!!! I've visited numerous times in the past but my recent visit sucked. The food and drink specials are good and inexpensive. There's always a game in the numerous flat screens. The DJ on the other hand SUCKS!!! The old DJ used to mixed the music up with Rock,Hip-Hop,R&B, some Old Skool. Now its just straight oldies like from the 40's lol. I mean you may get a 80's hit in from time to time but that's it. Its almost like the DJ is changing the station on the radio. When I asked the manager why the change he said because it was to crowded. When I asked my waitress why the change she said because it was too many young people and they wanted to change the music to please everyone. REALLY!! From Fun and Exciting to Dull and Boring. I think it was too many Black people patronizing the bar. I don't think I will be visiting this place anytime soon.

from the 40's?? I find that hard to believe.

too many Black people

this entire hypothetical exchange is killing me

"Waitress, why the change?"
"Because it was too many young people. We wanted to change the music to please everyone."
"REALLY!!"

lol xps yes it's about the m@nh@ndler

oldies radio has doobie brothers now iirc

lol xps yes it's about the m@nh@ndler

I knew it! So weird having a sex patio/picnic shelter under the windows of condos in that otherwise sterile, gentrified area.

Duffy's Sucks!!!

otm though at least it's better than its sister bar Durkins down the street which i have to pass by daily

sex patio

isn't it nice
luring disco dollies to a life of vice

The ever nauseating Kim D is back!

"I can't think of anywhere else that has so thoroughly seduced me with food... I have eaten here thrice in the last 10 days. Childrens, if you know me (and let's be honest - by this time... you must!) that is the highest compliment I can possibly pay an establishment!

Vote with your hungries, like I do - and get thee to Marrow!

The Seared Pork Terrine with a 63 degree farm egg is ecstasy. Two generous slabs of porkalicious goodness: warm, sexy and unctuous plated over greens and served with toasted bread - gorgeous, simple and incredibly satisfying.

Have you ever ordered an appetizer that was just "too good" and wished it came in an entree portion? That's essentially what's going on here - eat it and weep, or share with a pal as an app!

I sat hunched at the bar, perusing the library of literature expounding the virtues of: bones, fat, offal and the art of butchery until the food started hitting the pass. Moments later, I was moaning with the sheen of melted pork fat glossing my lips as ate.

Perfection."

http://offtheeatenpathstl.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/IMG_87592.jpg

fuuuuuck

gross

UYE? Ultimate Yelp Event?

http://www.yelp.com/events/amelia-summer-bucket-list-uye-yelps-starlight-drive-in-movie-night

Cindy "Cincy_Cindy" G. says:

I just called this morning and they said Despicable Me will carry over for the first movie this week for sure and the second one will be announced tomorrow morning. But honestly, I'm pretty pumped about Despicable Me!! Also, we needs/wants to carpool?
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Cindy "Cincy_Cindy" G. says:

Hey guys the second movie is Grown Ups 2! Looks like we lucked out on this date and got some super fun summer movies. Can't wait to see you all there!
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I sat hunched at the bar, perusing the library of literature expounding the virtues of: bones, fat, offal and the art of butchery until the food started hitting the pass. Moments later, I was moaning with the sheen of melted pork fat glossing my lips as ate.

this is next-level

if the pork sparkled it would be the ultimate fanfic

until the food started hitting the pass.

WTF does this even mean?! That whole last bit sounds like some horrible 50 shades of Grey BS.

lol which I guess is what VG just said.