OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

https://twitter.com/grifteezy/status/350492501800529924

Jon Williams @WIZARDISHUNGRY
Does anyone have the @prince_stolas magic the gathering card saved?

lol

_________ followed
Pizza Dog @Pizza_Dog
Who's a good boy that likes pizza? I am! I'm Pizza Dog!

Is that based on the character from the hawkeye comic

anybody listening to the Welcome To Night Vale podcast? i'd seen the twitter account retweeted for a few months but only started listening to the show -- recommended for thebibandit / utilitylimb fans, so

i first heard about it like three days ago and now it's the only thing i ever hear about anymore and i still don't know what it is

http://i44.tinypic.com/28qxhuf.png

aww wolfpupy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gruban_Mali%C4%87

been listening to welcome to night vale all day. love it. is it made by the person behind utility limb? this makes it seem that way: https://www.facebook.com/WelcomeToNightVale/posts/280683678718466

i've been enjoying it well enough, but i find that i have a limited of about 2 episodes at a time, otherwise the monotony of the announcer's voice starts to recede into background noise. i'm pretty sure that a few 'weird twitter' personae contributed in one way or another but idk if utilitylimb / bibandit were among them -- i daresay it's a bit below his level of quality tbh

a limit*

Is that based on the character from the hawkeye comic

late pass but yes

should i even bother to check this out or

i'm thinkin i'll pass

ok

my current fave twitter acct is secret egg!!

secret egg!! @raresecretegg
here an importent Science facts:
•cats are basically the Softest thing
•the moon is wayy bigger than a house
•a log is a tree takeing a naps

secret egg!! @raresecretegg
lightnngs is when a cloud reach down and try to's hug the earth!!! he doesnt know his arms is made of zappy electricitys

secret egg!! @raresecretegg
it must be cool to be a bug you could go hang gliding with a leaf you use a leaf like a boat basically you can use a leaf to get places

its like a 5yo bill_nye_tho

I would not have thought that'd be your thing! I like those tweets.

Five bucks says Modern Seinfeld and Seinfeld 2000 run by the same guy and Seinfeld 2000 is just how he vents his pain at having unlikely viral success.

i appreciate these new seinfields, i always wonder what the deals with thigns are.

feel like that secret egg mode is very common in certain megapopular tumblr posts and i'm sick of it

i too abhor that egg

i'm pretty sure that a few 'weird twitter' personae contributed in one way or another but idk if utilitylimb / bibandit were among them -- i daresay it's a bit below his level of quality tbh

yeah as much as i dig it i'm 99.9% sure that dude isn't involved. it's co-written by this guy: https://twitter.com/planetoffinks and distributed by his tiny lil publishing house. he seems very nice

feel like that secret egg mode is very common in certain megapopular tumblr posts and i'm sick of it

this egg thing is the exact vapid steve roggenbuck brand of """"""alt lit"""""" intentional-misspelling faux-wonder that makes me want to dig a fuckin hole and lie down in it

lol that's on point but i feel like defending roggenbuck, who i actually do find funny when he isn't trying to sound meaningful (and only his vids, never the txt bs, so)

*shouting into a laptop in a field somewhere* Im kisseing u in my moms miinvan!!!! My dead gay dog maeks me epically loev lief!!!!!!!

it's mostly his silly voice tbh

i'm sorry you guys are so burned out on fun that you have to dismiss the 'faux-wonder' in this:

secret egg!! ‏@raresecretegg 31 Jul
Now here we see a eagle looking for a meal. Whoa!! watch him SWoop down and GRAB the, telephone so he can order a pizZa with extra peperonys

no sorry

i like that as a parody of weird twitter groupies, tho it's probably just a weird twitter groupie

it's a long tragic descent to go from the early tweets itt to this lukewarm shit

and perfect timing for secret egg to be outed

secret egg!! ‏@raresecretegg 30m
@losdrogas its literally just me tweeting the most insipid shit possible but thanks haha

～ ｄ ｒ ｕ ｇ ｓ ～ ‏@losdrogas 27m
@raresecretegg I hope a shitload of people paid for drawings oh I hope plz say yes

secret egg!! ‏@raresecretegg 26m
@losdrogas i;ve made over two hundred dollars off of this awful thing lmao

haha

I love life sometimes because of shit like that

ahahah. Owned.

have now stopped being burned out on fun fyi

secret egg not as funny as wolfpupy, whos also kind of fallen off as of late

xp steve roggenbuck is a nice dude

http://p.jgnz.net/wtj/

denim, do you even puke?

i want a cash with a bad blog and a anal turd

*kickflips over a sexy mom*

ok finally a twitter: the comic that i think actually works http://twitterthecomic.tumblr.com/post/57729048917/salesman-smashes-through-window-into-living-room

probably because it's not particularly Weird, just a joke

weird police itt

please don't post that terrible comic strip again, it's so bad

it's like having someone literally explain a joke to you

this #RIPLarryShippers thing is doing my head in. youthful one direction fans are claiming that anywhere from 2 to 14 to 29 to 42 teen girls have committed suicide after being portrayed as crazy in a one direction documentary, and i'm astonished at what seems like THOUSANDS of young ppl taking this insane story at face value and penning heartbroken tweets about how heaven just gained 42 new angels. weird twitter is trying to troll them but it's like pissing into a credulous ocean.

So who is Larry Shippers? That answer involves more of a “what” than a “who.” It’s a sub-group of 1D fans who fantasize about a “bromance,” or hidden love or some kind of fictional relationship between two of the band's members, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson, according to iDesignTimes.com.