You Want Superman Revamp? [Also the Man of Steel (2013) thread]

Superman's complete lack of personality was so bizarre given the 'ooooh CONFLICTED' set-up. Then he was like yeah I met my ghost dad, we're chill. Just need to check with this priest but I think i'm gonna out myself and be a decent guy now.

And considering the focus above everything else on'how will the WORLD react to the evidence that we're not alone?' there were precisely zero reactions beyond 'huh, aliens you say, better shoot them with more guns, I guess'

Was at least expecting weary FBI agents fielding calls from crazy rednecks saying they are the alien beings Zod is looking for.

I'm not of the opinion that he killed Zod in II, both for the reasons Alfred mentioned, and cuz he had no reason to since his powers were gone.

"he didn't kill zod because they released a different version for network tv, plus there was a lack of motivation"? For real, guys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUORL-bvwA0

I mean, points to Lester for not having a brutal cracking sound after each plummet but you're kind of in denial if you don't accept that, in the theatrical version (which was also the cable and VHS version I saw countless times as a kid), there's no reason on screen to believe they're not dead.

otherwise hold judgment on Man Of Steel until you see what family edit shows up on ABC family within two years

I saw it in '81 in its original run but was too young to remember whether they died plummeting through the ice. The version I watched for years on VHS was the TV version. so, no, I had no reason to believe they died. I didn't rent a copy until the nineties, and that's when I saw the, uh, differences.

I never thought they died when I was a kid, there's a bit of a difference between haha I got the better of you chumps gleefully chucking someone in to some ice and disappearing in to spooky mist and snapping someone's neck with a shot of their limp body hitting the ground with a thud

Comic book rules imo

haha yeah it's not even ice, right? It's spooky mist.

taking one look at their clothes, he threw them into hot tubs

Also he can snap his neck because he's super strong eh, they're in a world of cardboard before that so they can chuck each other through as many buildings as they like (not that it isn't really stupid anyway)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwU0QkcrNVQ

xp yeah exactly! And if you wanna go there you can be all it's the fortress of solitude etc etc who knows what rules we're playing by there (well, Superman's). Prob just sent them down to the hot tub prison, and taking in to account the tone of the film and everything, Lois getting her own back, Lex joeks

Maybe even an ice cold tub, so they can think about what they've done

What we know for sure: Supes broke every bone in Zod's hand.

Batman would approve

for the record, the Richard Donner cut (which I actually wasn't a huge fan of, as assembled), Superman II ended with Supes repeating his spinning the earth backwards time travel trick so that the three never escaped the Phantom Zone.

(which is relaly fucking stupid, I mean, if superman can do that, why doesn't he just do that anytime something crappy happens?)

really? that's pretty disappointing

And most fans prefer that atrocity.

xposted to quid agonies:
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/26/booming/no-nachos-for-you-general-zod-were-on-weight-watchers.html

(which is relaly fucking stupid, I mean, if superman can do that, why doesn't he just do that anytime something crappy happens?)

― Neanderthal, Thursday, June 27, 2013 8:53 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

more to the point, it doesn't make any fucking sense. but i still enjoy it at the end of the 1978 movie.

Yeah, I think you can forgive those flaws in the original series because the storytelling and characters were so enjoyable. I generally get annoyed when I see those blog posts like "FIVE THINGS WRONG WITH XXX FILM" and it's all CaptanLoraxian posts like "OMG A STEEL GIRDER WOULDN'T BEND LIKE THAT IF SUPERMAN BANGED HIS HEAD INTO IT". Nine times out of ten you can rebut with a simple "THIS IS A MOVIE ABOUT A HUMAN SPIDER/DUDE THAT CAN FLY/GUY WHO BUILT A SUIT IN A CAVE/GUY WHO TURNS INTO A DEAF BODYBUILDER WHEN HE'S ANGRY" reply.

Alright, this question must be asked - in ineptitude, this film vs Superman IV: The Quest for Peace?

captainlorax has told me to quibble w/ yr use of 'original series'

i would have loved this movie a lot more if it had been all about supes trying to prevent a nuclear war

i think my favorite superman moment was in millers dark knight returns where he *almost* sacrifices himself to divert a Russian nuclear warhead

one thing i'll give this movie is actually having weird stuff like space dragons and metal space snakes and space robot buddies that hang around with the els on krypton, the kind of things you see in comic books but rarely in comic book movies (like that dumb fantastic four movie where galactus was a big storm. hate how movies tend to tamp down the crazier/fantastical stuff you see in comics.

yeah i was definitely on board with all of that (still shaking my head at cloud galactus). like i said upthread the krypton stuff at the beginning reminded me of jodo's Metabarons, though it was missing the gonzo/frenzied tone

also liked: the copier toner gag

haha yes that was actually funny and stood out for being the only moment of levity in the whole thing

(i guess there was a bit of forced lois banter but it was p awkward)

amy adams is lovable enough to pull that off more or less effortlessly

takes two to tango.

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/notyetamovie/news/?a=81579&utm_source=zergnet.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=zergnet_66967

mark waid otm

WS Supe's mom btw

(Kryptonian that is)

waid's otm about the build-up being missing. superman being unconcerned with all the people dying is a misstep not because "thats not superman" but just because its a big missed opportunity to make what's happening matter - it's such a no-brainer to milk 'superman frantically trying to save lives/prevent destruction' to make for a more exciting/engaging seqeuence, along with making it seem like the character actually has convictions or possesses any humanity

would've accepted kryptonianity

H4a otm

waid's otm about the build-up being missing. superman being unconcerned with all the people dying is a misstep not because "thats not superman" but just because its a big missed opportunity to make what's happening matter - it's such a no-brainer to milk 'superman frantically trying to save lives/prevent destruction' to make for a more exciting/engaging seqeuence, along with making it seem like the character actually has convictions or possesses any humanity

― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, June 27, 2013 5:18 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

ya exactly. plus supes' dean scream just means nothing if we have no idea what his moral code is supposed to be.

(i'm still stuck on pops kent being all "mayyyybeeeee" when young clark asked him if he should have let the bully kid die)

i thought pa's mixed signals were more sympathetic in context than in the trailer, but I think having those random flashbacks only made supes' evolution even muddier

well if i were pa kent i'd be a bit more like "couldn't you have saved him in a less obvious way, doofus?"

also the idea that superman would let someone die to protect his identity is just like, so ridiculously against any idea of superman i could possibly imagine, even if it's a gritty new interpretation. i dunno it's just fucked up

I get the idea that this Pa Kent is supposed to be principled and admirable but kind of a dick and selfishly protective - like humanity itself from Supes' POV. Of course, Snyder/Goyer's way too hamfisted to pull it off so we get a bunch of fragments that don't really add up. Gotta say, iirc you were ok with the movie where Superman would owe child support if the mom knew his government name, so I'm surprised you're this up in arms about it.

Pa Kent chose to die in the tornado because he wasn't attracted to Ma Kent anymore

also gambling debts

Pa Kent went out like a fucking champ, I mean how do stay so stoic in winds that speed

(i'm still stuck on pops kent being all "mayyyybeeeee" when young clark asked him if he should have let the bully kid die)

― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Thursday, June 27, 2013 6:28 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark

when that happened in the trailer i was so sure it was gonna be an out of context thing and in the real scene costner goes "maybe... but blah blah" and delivers some moral lesson. nope, just maybe let them die

i didnt exactly mind the message behind it but it felt like a contrived way to set up this ~inner struggle~ w/i clark that just didnt really play

(i'm still stuck on pops kent being all "mayyyybeeeee" when young clark asked him if he should have let the bully kid die)

― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Thursday, June 27, 2013 5:28 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

don't save that kid, because then people will know who you are, and they'll try to capture and probe you and stuff, even though you're superman and they couldn't actually do any of that stuff if you didn't want it to happen. also people may be weirded out that there is life on other planets.

i love that pa kent goes out saving a dog. nicely sets up the sequel.

http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/32500000/Superman-Superdog-krypto-the-superdog-32551983-3505-3554.png

IMO dialogue woulda been better if Pa Kent said: "And I'm very sad about that. But some folks are lucky...and some ain't"

strangely pa kent's philosophy kind of dovetails with general zod's.

they should have both been played by kevin costner.

apparently a lot of people like the movie's flashback structure and dig that it doesnt draw out his childhood, but it didnt work for me - feel like just keeping the whole thing linear would've been better, let it build, let it feel like a real journey where we get to know him along the way instead of this awkward fragmented thing about an anguished living ken doll

Saw a little of TDKR this morning on HBO and man, that really was a worse film on a lot of levels (you wanna talk about a hero going against his own aesthetic, how about a guy who briefly leaves retirement, decides he's avenged his parents plenty and then runs off for a sex vacation with a cat burglar). But if anything it reminded me that Man Of Steel 2 might actually be an even more turgid mess if they ignore the lukewarm response (Man Of Steel's 2nd weekend percentage drop was almost as bad as Green Lantern!) and feel like they have to keep the serious-face.

I'm also growing tired of intense, moody music playing underneath the entire movie instead of just appropriate moments, but I suppose we have Nolan to blame for the advancement of that (though I remember bitching when The Good Shepherd did that too).