why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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These Deenfenders... She said she would like to have servants for a party dressed as slaves. Even KKK assholes have to be, "That shit is weird."

pplains, Thursday, 27 June 2013 04:34 (thirteen years ago)

"politically" Correct

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 27 June 2013 09:19 (thirteen years ago)

why do idiots always capitalize so crazy

j., Thursday, 27 June 2013 09:33 (thirteen years ago)

I aint sayin she a gold digger/ But she want some blacks dressed up as slaves to serve at her wedding dinner

MILLIONAIRE KING OF RAPPERS! (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 27 June 2013 09:41 (thirteen years ago)

I mean, I'm sure Kanye's done some other songs where that might even scan, but fuck it.

MILLIONAIRE KING OF RAPPERS! (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 27 June 2013 09:41 (thirteen years ago)

thats gotta be a troll

max, Thursday, 27 June 2013 11:20 (thirteen years ago)

Paula Deen "The N word" but Kanye says "nigger"

Je55e, Thursday, 27 June 2013 11:21 (thirteen years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BNwd70MCQAAD3Nw.jpg

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 27 June 2013 12:22 (thirteen years ago)

pauline hanson, media soundbite expert

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 27 June 2013 12:23 (thirteen years ago)

you know, if Paula Deen had asked for some "african american youths" to be dressed up as slaves at her wedding dinner, somehow I don't think that would be ok eithr

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Thursday, 27 June 2013 14:31 (thirteen years ago)

Still loving "Paul Deen."

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 27 June 2013 14:45 (thirteen years ago)

Remember that weird GOP dinner in one of the Carolinas where they had African Americans in costume portraying slaves? AT LEAST THEY WEREN'T POURING SWEET TEA OUT FOR THE DINERS.

"We don't have much of a budget for the dinner? Well, what if we dressed the wait staff up like Holocaust victims. That way, folks wouldn't feel so bad about not having much on their plate!"

pplains, Thursday, 27 June 2013 14:46 (thirteen years ago)

Man, I don't know if I'm making this up or if I read it somewhere or if it really happened but I went to Model UN when I was in high school and there was a group dinner event and I swear students were encouraged to skip dinner as some kind of Holocaust remembrance thing? Or maybe it was a famine awareness gesture? It was tacky as hell, whatever it was.

carl agatha, Thursday, 27 June 2013 14:53 (thirteen years ago)

"I'm just going to skip dinner and go stand next to the kitchen ovens for awhile."

pplains, Thursday, 27 June 2013 15:08 (thirteen years ago)

fb friend posted this

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/7TEFQF/www.sooofun.com/wtf-is-wrong-with-americans

just a regular silhouette dropping some Nordic wisdom

Romantic style in da world (crüt), Thursday, 27 June 2013 15:42 (thirteen years ago)

My internal reading voice went straight for "Ole and Lena Joke".

how's life, Thursday, 27 June 2013 15:49 (thirteen years ago)

Silhouette man unmasked:

http://mytornadoalley.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/swedish-chef.jpg

MILLIONAIRE KING OF RAPPERS! (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 27 June 2013 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1014310_582998541722602_1946393000_n.jpg

Doctor Casino, Friday, 28 June 2013 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

Roog! Roog!

kinder, Friday, 28 June 2013 17:39 (thirteen years ago)

The pic is nice. The text is just a slight variation on a very old joke.

Aimless, Friday, 28 June 2013 17:46 (thirteen years ago)

I just...can't....Oh...my....

http://i.somethingawful.com/u/elpintogrande/june13/cracker2.jpg

Neanderthal, Friday, 28 June 2013 17:52 (thirteen years ago)

aaaaaahahaha

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 28 June 2013 17:53 (thirteen years ago)

Since when was cracker derogatory for Amish

how's life, Friday, 28 June 2013 17:55 (thirteen years ago)

thought that was the lead in Pippin

Neanderthal, Friday, 28 June 2013 17:57 (thirteen years ago)

tbh, I wouldn't hesitate to call that guy a cracker. Maybe we all have a lot of growing up to do....

Moodles, Friday, 28 June 2013 18:00 (thirteen years ago)

I thought that was the lead actor in a Oberlin College production of The Hobbit.

Aimless, Friday, 28 June 2013 18:00 (thirteen years ago)

there and crackergain

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 28 June 2013 18:05 (thirteen years ago)

we can never grow as a people until we treat the least of our tumbler wites white folk with decency and respect.

Neanderthal, Friday, 28 June 2013 18:11 (thirteen years ago)

I've never heard the word cracker used except in the context of white ppl saying its unfair that they aren't allowed to use racial epithets without censure whereas anyone is free to use the word cracker against them

Treeship, Friday, 28 June 2013 18:32 (thirteen years ago)

wait that is supposed to be funny right?

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 June 2013 18:33 (thirteen years ago)

apparently it's becoming an issue bc of the trayvon trial

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 28 June 2013 18:33 (thirteen years ago)

xpost being that it came from SomethingAwful, yeah. humorously, not everybody sharing it is in on the joke.

Neanderthal, Friday, 28 June 2013 18:35 (thirteen years ago)

Wow there are some stupid honkies out there.

carl agatha, Friday, 28 June 2013 19:24 (thirteen years ago)

my first thought on seeing that actually was that it had something to do with the band

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 June 2013 19:36 (thirteen years ago)

I hear "cracker" solely from hip friends who boast about not owning any records that aren't world music or jazz.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 28 June 2013 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1043856_10151543084939001_2075564380_n.jpg

Romantic style in da world (crüt), Friday, 28 June 2013 20:41 (thirteen years ago)

That's a strange twist, didn't see it coming

Moodles, Friday, 28 June 2013 20:46 (thirteen years ago)

sounds like a shitty game. goin out to do a pub crawl instead

Neanderthal, Friday, 28 June 2013 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

Let's guess what that blurry picture is of.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 28 June 2013 20:53 (thirteen years ago)

i think it's the highway to hell

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Friday, 28 June 2013 21:37 (thirteen years ago)

A STRANGE GAME. THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS NOT TO PLAY-FIGHT.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 28 June 2013 21:45 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.tickld.com/images/content/160614.jpg

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Monday, 1 July 2013 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

"Be yourself! Be yourself! Do whatever you like! Show up for work! Pay your bills! Do whatever the fuck you like!"

Like, what if I want to not show up for work and not pay my bills?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 1 July 2013 21:33 (thirteen years ago)

http://iambeggingmymothernottoreadthisblog.com/2013/06/24/twelve-habits-of-happy-healthy-people-who-dont-give-a-shit-about-your-inner-peace/

― cardamon, Saturday, June 29, 2013 6:43 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tbh this is almost as annoying as the posts it is lampooning

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 1 July 2013 21:55 (thirteen years ago)

too many misleading and disingenuous comparisons to unpack here:

http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/5696/bj88.jpg

Neanderthal, Monday, 1 July 2013 22:17 (thirteen years ago)

you forgot "bullshit"

ledge, Monday, 1 July 2013 22:25 (thirteen years ago)

wanted to be nice, guy who made that obv worked vewwy hawwd on it

Neanderthal, Monday, 1 July 2013 22:31 (thirteen years ago)

fwiw the oft cited kleck study is pretty well debunked here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_violence_in_the_United_States#Self-protection

Kleck's figures apparently showed that guns were used many times more often for self-defense in burglaries than there were reported incidents of burglaries of premises whose occupants were awake and armed with firearms

ledge, Monday, 1 July 2013 22:52 (thirteen years ago)

This thread will be a year old (and probably hit ten thousand posts) this month. Can't really believe there was a time when it wasn't part of my ILX life.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 00:27 (thirteen years ago)


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