Rather like if the 'naughtiness' in question were a young man wondering what it would be like to push an old lady in front of a bus -
plinky strummy plinky plonk
(Bites into chocolate)
I wanna watch your skull get cracked open and see all the brains come dribbling out what's your life worth anyway you piss yourself everyday
'Allow yourself a bit of naughtiness'
― cardamon, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
DAD is preparing barbecue
KIDS are running around shouting
doo-be-doodle plinky plonk plinky ba-dum
Why don't I take this can of petrol and douse every inch of this fucking house then drop a match on it kids I never wanted and a life gone static everything's so still and automatic then drop a match on it
(Am enjoying this a bit too much actually)
― cardamon, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
You know when an advert tries to take 'a common situation' as its starting point? But that situation in that advert isn't 'common' in the way the advert thinks it is
Advert equivalent of The Wright Way, then?
― ailsa, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 15:58 (eleven years ago) link
otm xpost
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
that ad is fucking weird
it's a bit post-Savile tbh
― That booby's are HOTTT (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 16:48 (eleven years ago) link
the setup is botched too. Maybe it's just my american doltishness, but the first time I watched it I didn't even understand what had happened in the first few seconds
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 17:14 (eleven years ago) link
Advert for some car with estuary english soulful cover of 'reasons to be cheerful' by Ian Dury but it isn't really a cover.
First direct tv advert with a fucking platypus
― cardamon, Monday, 8 July 2013 20:58 (eleven years ago) link
subway commercial with each different sandwich matching some racial stereotype. lovely.
― clouds, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 00:47 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0fcISeVF4k
Hate all of these kids so much, I feel kind of guilty about this though.
― Eight Model Play, Saturday, 31 August 2013 20:11 (eleven years ago) link
never feel guilty for hating children
― Nhex, Saturday, 31 August 2013 22:09 (eleven years ago) link
Just saw a shorter version of this video on the TV and felt physically ill. Totally ruined my enjoyment of the episode of Murder, She Wrote I was watching.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHisgGPiL4o
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 14 November 2013 11:43 (ten years ago) link
Loads of people on Facebook are going nuts for this, but I think it's horrific.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKKVQLDYYcw
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 6 February 2014 12:50 (ten years ago) link
I tear up whenever I watch this, does that make me a bad person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIEIvi2MuEk
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Thursday, 6 February 2014 12:58 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6XjRdbU9hQ
― Inside Lewellyn Sinclair (cryptosicko), Thursday, 6 February 2014 15:23 (ten years ago) link
Anything for yow, cupcake.....grrrrrrrr
― If it was up to the unions we still have stream trains (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 6 February 2014 21:14 (ten years ago) link
that budweiser commercial would be great if the guy was stoned to death at the end
― worthless lucubrations w/ ill-concealed apathy bro (zachlyon), Saturday, 8 February 2014 02:41 (ten years ago) link
Hive really is the worst of the worst. (See also the Innocent Smoothies thread.)
― emil.y, Saturday, 8 February 2014 03:46 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdxAyAmBaeQ
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 10 February 2014 13:57 (ten years ago) link
I get the most hulk smash furious at those ones as I've ever been - I don't really understand why
― kinder, Monday, 10 February 2014 18:15 (ten years ago) link
think because of all the private companies that pretend to be the consumer's bezzie mate, banks are right up there in the taking-the-fucking-piss stakes
― the undersea world of jacques kernow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 10 February 2014 18:19 (ten years ago) link
yeah, though i think feeling revulsion towards matey oppressors is always reasonable. xp
― Merdeyeux, Monday, 10 February 2014 18:20 (ten years ago) link
That's the one that drives me insane. It is totally nonsensical, as in I just can't imagine anyone acting or thinking like this.
One accepts a meal from a new friend (the first time they'd gone out), just because your their friend?It felt 'briwyyent', surely you would be grateful, or perhaps a bit weirded out?This moment compared exactly to the feeling you got when found out about the cashback offer with your bank.That you feel confident that your new friend would like this offer.. (do people discuss this crap with new friends?)
.. this and that every time I watch anything on 4OD it plays at least four times..
― mmmm, Monday, 10 February 2014 18:51 (ten years ago) link
'you're their friend'
I have been reading too much into this haven't I?
― mmmm, Monday, 10 February 2014 18:52 (ten years ago) link
as somebody observed on ILX - and no doubt elsewhere - months ago, the more reprehensibly the banks behave, the cuddly wuddlier the adverts get
― the undersea world of jacques kernow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 10 February 2014 19:04 (ten years ago) link
The woman is so clearly a simpleton, because that's what banks think of the general public.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 10 February 2014 22:26 (ten years ago) link
I feel embarrassed for the actually talented people who are involved in that Bud Light commercial
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 February 2014 22:39 (ten years ago) link
Does anyone in the UK actually talk like that besides actors trained to fake that accent?
― Bnad, Monday, 10 February 2014 22:52 (ten years ago) link
Yeah it's a real accent. Lancashire maybe.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 10 February 2014 22:55 (ten years ago) link
that accent is v normal! it's anjli mohindra & she is from nottingham
― ogmor, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 00:23 (ten years ago) link
i've never felt like ridiculously elated when a friend covers a meal or pays for me in any way, it's always like 10% relief and 90% guilt
― worthless lucubrations w/ ill-concealed apathy bro (zachlyon), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 03:06 (ten years ago) link
they should've made it about how you can guiltlessly take their money because they're a fucking bank and they suck
― worthless lucubrations w/ ill-concealed apathy bro (zachlyon), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 03:07 (ten years ago) link
this new coke zero ad makes me despair for maths teachers everywhere:
A new Coca-Cola Zero campaign, launched this month during the Australian Open Men's tennis final via Host, turns the idea that 0 means nothing on its head.
Says Lucie Austin, marketing director, Coca-Cola South Pacific: "For some people 0 means nothing, our campaign will show that adding 0 gives you more; 1 idea to 10 ideas, 10 mates to 100 mates, 100 possibilities to 1000 possibilities.
Television is epic in scale and we're taking this reappraisal of what 0 means to the masses. Coke Zero is a modern cola icon, which warrants an edgier and sexier campaign, above and beyond its established 'zero sugar' positioning.
i guess 'add zero and get exactly what you started with' doesn't have the same ring?
― tpp, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 08:39 (ten years ago) link
"Divide by Coke Zero and generate a compiler error (unless you're using Java because meh)"
― And when you f--- up, you go backwards (snoball), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 09:28 (ten years ago) link
Agh during my degree I undertook some teaching discourse analysis and this exact description of 'adding zero' was determined to be particularly confusing to young maths students. Why didn't they go with the actually interesting 'discovery' of zero?
― kinder, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 09:48 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W-_rpHoT4U
Mainly included for the "Worst thing to happen to music since garaaage" line. Sorry, not listening to anything you have to say on the subject if that's your opinion. Are we supposed to like this prick?
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 28 February 2014 19:47 (ten years ago) link
The girl is hot though.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 28 February 2014 19:48 (ten years ago) link
That's the thing I don't get about that series of adverts - he is actually meant to be a prick, very clearly, and yet he's the one selling the product to the other characters, it seems? So... buy the product, be a prick like this guy?
― emil.y, Friday, 28 February 2014 19:50 (ten years ago) link
I think he might be intended as an endearing dork rather than insufferable wanker.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 28 February 2014 19:52 (ten years ago) link
i'm gonna go with beer commercial logic here - be an asshole, get the girl, winner
― Nhex, Saturday, 1 March 2014 00:56 (ten years ago) link
it's pitched at students, they either love being fucking pricks or don't recognize when they are
― I never did nothing to no curry (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 March 2014 01:27 (ten years ago) link
He's not the girl-getting kind of arsehole though (despite having one in the ad).
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Saturday, 1 March 2014 01:45 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATPDV1piw8w
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 12 May 2014 01:53 (ten years ago) link
somehow I had a feeling that was what this thread was bumped for. ugh.
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 May 2014 03:59 (ten years ago) link
some discussion here the scariest commercial of all time!
― soxahatchee (Treeship), Monday, 12 May 2014 04:03 (ten years ago) link
but yeah, i am totally opposed to this commercial.
― soxahatchee (Treeship), Monday, 12 May 2014 04:05 (ten years ago) link
I'm sure the awesome bros who wrote that ad didn't consciously mean it this way but it's pretty misogynist in addition to otherwise being terrible.
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 May 2014 04:07 (ten years ago) link
it's incredibly misogynistic. i think they made this one in order to offset that fun aspect of it, somehow, but it doesn't work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_VjL5Y67nc
― soxahatchee (Treeship), Monday, 12 May 2014 04:13 (ten years ago) link
i find the puppet wife terrifying
― Nhex, Monday, 12 May 2014 04:13 (ten years ago) link
these commercials are also ableist. what are the wires if not a disability that severely impairs motor function?
― soxahatchee (Treeship), Monday, 12 May 2014 04:14 (ten years ago) link