The Novels of Michael Crichton

i read jurassic park in.... 2nd grade? when my parents told me that if i read the book i could see the movie, something they didnt think id be able to accomplish.

ha i read it in 3rd grade because my mom wouldn't let me see the movie and i figured this was the next best thing

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i too read the book because i wasn't allowed to go see the movie, although i did end up seeing it eventually in the theater for some other kid's birthday, happily bypassing my dad's movie rules

-Martin Amis, "Park II"

― slam dunk, Tuesday, June 25, 2013 2:38 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

awww

this book was sent to me at work because the writer's day job is working at Valve...but anyway if you wish there were new Crichton books, this is pretty dead on w/the mix of violence, fast pace intrigue, and cod science:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/0805096175

Is is shittily written tho

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is michael crichton the least original author ever

no but he writes the most beautiful prose

The dinosaur had torn him open. His guts had fallen out.

this is a p good thread, sorry i missed it

i realised the other day that i'd stuck 'rising sun' and 'disclosure' together in my head, what i realise today is 'airframe' was in there too

like someone was falsely accused of rape by his boss but it was nabd because it was in japan and the tits had just fallen off a boeing 767

After that late night I spent rereading most of Jurassic Park as a .txt file I don't think I can vote for it in good conscience. Would go with Sphere which would probably similarly disappoint me but was a bigger "woah, coooooool" thing when I was a kid... but now I'm remembering that it boils down to a stereotype-breaking black nerd who is secretly a stereotype-affirming angry black man, and a CRAZY WOMAN ON VALIUM, and the bland white guy who has to save the day. Andromeda Strain gets around these problems by having the entire cast consist of white men, though it's otherwise probably his most defensible techno-thriller in terms of ideas and plotting and so on.

What the hell - Great Train Robbery. I'd read that again at a beach or something.

andromeda strain is the first story i think of when i think of deus ex machina

"Changed," Stone said. "Mutated."

"Yes. Mutated to a noninfectious form. And perhaps it is still mutating. Now it is no longer directly harmful to man, but it eats rubber gaskets."

I voted for Jurassic Park because I read it shortly after the film came out and though the "his guts had fallen out bit" was super cool. I went around school telling everyone how the book was super violent and so much more mature than the movie

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I went around school telling everyone how the book was super violent and so much more mature than the movie

haha yep me too. in retrospect though i'm very glad spielberg chose to emphasize the "holy shit dinosaurs are fucking awesome" angle over crichton's "dinosaurs are fucking horrifying and here is why you would never want one near you" attitude.

along those lines i'm especially glad he changed hammond from hubristic cartoon to directorial stand-in

i think in the book it's hammond who hates kids?

which makes no sense because he's building an amusement park. i guess it's funny. i'm not sure it's supposed to be.

oh nah i'm remembering wrong sorry. still, the book understands him much more poorly than the movie does.

"It was a flea circus, Petticoat Lane. Really quite wonderful!"

my takeaway here is that more people need to read The Terminal Man

xp *spoons ice cream into mouth* "we spared no expense"

Is it Andromeda Strain that has one of the main characters have a seizure triggered by looking at a blinking light? Loses some time, wakes up feeling his/her jumpsuit (or whatever special outfit was needed to go down through the levels of sterilization needed to interact with the virus) is suddenly warm, and wet.

And AS has the study about how unmarried men do better making difficult decisions than married men.

And it's Terminal Man that has the (first of several similar references across the Crichtonian oeuvre IIRC) description of how male and female pubic hairs are different (female curlier?) when a hair found on a bar of soap proves to be a Crucial Clue.

Plus there's something about cortical electrodes triggering seizures.

Have to make a point of rereading.

i thought i voted for terminal man actually but maybe i didn't vote at all.

Other weird digressions and medical twists in The Andromeda Strain: the imaginary super-antibiotic that kills you if you go off it because all the 'everyday' bacteria are no longer in equilibrium, the suction of air out of the complex to somehow improve the quality of the nuclear explosion, the relationship between coagulation and hemorrhage, this kooky thing called infra-red photography, why biologists would work on pigs and rats versus rhesus monkeys, and much squinting at charts and graphs diagramming recently-deceased animals.

because all the 'everyday' bacteria are no longer in equilibrium

feel like this is p prescient with all the research going into gut flora nowadays

Stone was right: the forty volunteers each had died of obscure and horrible diseases no one had ever seen before. One man experienced swelling of his body, from head to foot, a hot, bloated swelling until he suffocated from pulmonary edema. Another man fell prey to an organism that ate away his stomach in a matter of hours. A third was hit by a virus that dissolved his brain to a jelly.

And so it went.

i just remember the guy who, what does he do, eat a tube of airplane glue? the blockage at the back of his throat.

Stone was right: the forty volunteers each had died of obscure and horrible diseases no one had ever seen before.

great sentence

oh yeah

superglue would definitely do ya -- not sure if regular ol' toulene would be enough to block the windpipe

"Changed," Stone said. "Mutated."
"Yes. Mutated to a noninfectious form. And perhaps it is still mutating. Now it is no longer directly harmful to man, but it eats rubber gaskets."

― Doctor Casino, Monday, July 8, 2013 9:42 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

this is perhaps only comparable to the end of the war of the worlds

He walked to the other end of the house. Stone was in a small bedroom, bent over the body of a young teenage boy on the bed. It was obviously his room: psychedelic posters on the walls, model airplanes on a shelf to one side.

The boy lay on his back in bed, eyes open, staring at the ceiling. His mouth was open. In one hand, an empty tube of model-airplane cement was tightly clenched; all over the bed were empty bottles of airplane dope, paint thinner, turps.

Stone stepped back. "Have a look."

Burton looked in the mouth, reached a finger in, touched the now-hardened mass. "Good God," he said.

Stone was frowning. "This took time," he said. "Regardless of what made him do it, it took time. We've obviously been oversimplifying events here. Everyone did not die instantaneously. Some people died in their homes; some got out into the street. And this kid here..."

He shook his head. "Let's check the other houses."

On the way out, Burton returned to the doctor's office, stepping around the body of the physician. It gave him a strange feeling to see the wrist and leg sliced open, the chest exposed-- but no bleeding. There was something wild and inhuman about that. As if bleeding were a sign of humanity. Well, he thought, perhaps it is. Perhaps the fact that we bleed to death makes us human.

i like that he circuits explicitly writing "his mouth was full of airplane glue" there. makes it seem creepier/more awful and it's elegant a lil.

and i remembered the image forever!

a craftsman's accomplishment on the level of "his guts had fallen out"

The boy lay on his back in bed, eyes open, staring at the ceiling. His mouth was open. In one hand, an empty tube of model-airplane cement was tightly clenched; all over the bed were empty bottles of airplane dope, paint thinner, turps.

The dinosaur had torn him open. His guts had fallen out.

lolllllll

Perhaps the fact that our guts fall out makes us human.

(that was snowden's secret. ripeness was all.)

lmao

I love his attempts at "makes u think."

though right now i'm mostly just sad that i can't find Sphere or Congo online for more crichton death-scene mashups

I've got em as either PDFs or epubs; what's your flavor?

so tempted
http://www.ebay.com/itm/BIG-Lot-16-Michael-Crichton-Books-Novels-Five-Patients-The-Great-Train-Robbery-/190865531256?pt=US_Fiction_Books&hash=item2c7078e178

Some of those will have full color cigarette ads in the center y/n

i HOPE SO..

maybe this is the lot for me
http://www.ebay.com/itm/MICHAEL-CRICHTON-LOT-OF-15-NYT-Bestselling-Author-Fiction-Chillers-Suspense-/190868406217?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2c70a4bfc9

I've got em as either PDFs or epubs; what's your flavor?

― Thelema & Louise (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, July 10, 2013 8:49 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh god, don't tempt me!

ILX summer of crichton!!!!