I've not read any of these, but Sphere is my favorite of the film adaptations I've seen.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 06:53 (ten years ago) link
qAnd then there was a new, searing pain, like a fiery knife in his belly, and Nedry stumbled, reaching blindly down to touch the ragged edge of his shirt, and then a thick, slippery mass that was surprisingly warm, and with horror he suddenly knew he was holding his own intestines in his hands. The dinosaur had torn him open. His guts had fallen out.
lol @ crichton very obviously applying the writing 101 technique of looooong sentence, shorter sentence, very short sentence
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 11:15 (ten years ago) link
I never finished reading The Lost World (as it was hella boring), but I'm thankful for it as it inspired one of the most delightfully stupid cinematic scenes ever in the form of a young female gymnast doing a somersalt and kicking over a dinosaur that weighs several tons.
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 12:39 (ten years ago) link
i read jurassic park in.... 2nd grade? when my parents told me that if i read the book i could see the movie, something they didnt think id be able to accomplish. but i did. all i really took from it was the everyday use of the phrase "jesus christ" which i dont think id ever said as an exclamation before i read the book.
sphere, though. and great train robbery--i remember really loving those, tearing through them. eaters of the dead to some extent, too, in retrospect more interesting as a historical/counter-historical exercise than i realized at the time (or maybe not, i havent gone back to it, heh)
― max, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 13:20 (ten years ago) link
iirc from the eaters of the dead foreword the guy harbored a lot of resentment about how his stuff was reviewed and perceived, by critics and scientists alike, which i think shed some light on why he became a climate change denialist
― max, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 13:21 (ten years ago) link
ha i read it in 3rd grade because my mom wouldn't let me see the movie and i figured this was the next best thing. totally remember nedry's guts falling out during Silent Reading Time or naptime or whatever. looking around the room.
― the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 13:36 (ten years ago) link
i think i read the junior novelization of the movie first :>
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 13:37 (ten years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyyc2lLHDJ1qbpwb1o1_400.jpg
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 13:39 (ten years ago) link
which reminds me, the way i got into star wars was also through a junior novelization, or it might have been the alan dean foster novelization. then i think i convinced them to buy me the x-wing computer game, on floppy disk, somewhere. when i finally convinced my parents to buy the just-released trilogy on VHS at shoprite, it was a really Big Deal for me.
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 13:40 (ten years ago) link
"hey look it's got eight pages of color photos from the movie" is what i say almost every time i open a book that has, like, plates of nicholas ii in his garden in the middle of it or something, even if i'm alone xp
― the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 13:41 (ten years ago) link
in the x-wing computer game, i never got past the first mission where you had to blow up 6 freighters or something like that. fortunately you could turn on invincibility and infinite ammo straight from the menu screen
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link
i had tie fighter but i remember being sort of scandalized by the very idea
― the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 13:43 (ten years ago) link
Crichton was always both of his time and yet always past the shelf date due to no actual pretensions at futurism. It's not really an error, but the quote above about a "West German scientist" made me recheck when Jurassic Park came out -- nearly an exact year after the Berlin wall fell. Which makes it a not-inaccurate reference, but still seems dated.
I took a sci-fi literature class in college and after reading through a reasonable survey of books leaning on the last few decades (John Brunner, Le Guin, Dan Simmons' Hyperion, The Canticle of Leibowitz) we met to discuss the first half of Jurassic Park. The professor admitted that the writing was... not exactly good and we ended up just watching the movie in the next class meeting.
― mh, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 13:45 (ten years ago) link
― 乒乓, Tuesday, June 25, 2013 9:40 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark
i realize that i used the pronoun before the antecedent here. this is the danger of editing your posts on ilx. better go just go with what you had typed out in the first place
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 13:46 (ten years ago) link
I think A Case of Need is an amateur-detective novel about a doctor who is trying to get his friend, who performs abortions, off of a murder rap. But it's been like 15 years, so I am really fuzzy on details...
― Drugs A. Money, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 13:53 (ten years ago) link
i read jurassic park in.... 2nd grade? when my parents told me that if i read the book i could see the movie, something they didnt think id be able to accomplish.
ha i read it in 3rd grade because my mom wouldn't let me see the movie and i figured this was the next best thing
http://musicnerdery.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/itchy-and-scratchy-the-movie-the-novel.jpeg
i too read the book because i wasn't allowed to go see the movie, although i did end up seeing it eventually in the theater for some other kid's birthday, happily bypassing my dad's movie rules
― Lamp, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link
-Martin Amis, "Park II"
― slam dunk, Tuesday, June 25, 2013 2:38 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
awww
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 16:44 (ten years ago) link
this book was sent to me at work because the writer's day job is working at Valve...but anyway if you wish there were new Crichton books, this is pretty dead on w/the mix of violence, fast pace intrigue, and cod science:
http://www.amazon.com/dp/0805096175
― personal yeezus (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 16:55 (ten years ago) link
Is is shittily written tho
― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 17:25 (ten years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
is michael crichton the least original author ever
― i better not get any (thomp), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 00:22 (ten years ago) link
no but he writes the most beautiful prose
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 00:22 (ten years ago) link
The dinosaur had torn him open. His guts had fallen out.
― i better not get any (thomp), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 00:49 (ten years ago) link
this is a p good thread, sorry i missed it
i realised the other day that i'd stuck 'rising sun' and 'disclosure' together in my head, what i realise today is 'airframe' was in there too
like someone was falsely accused of rape by his boss but it was nabd because it was in japan and the tits had just fallen off a boeing 767
― i better not get any (thomp), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 00:51 (ten years ago) link
After that late night I spent rereading most of Jurassic Park as a .txt file I don't think I can vote for it in good conscience. Would go with Sphere which would probably similarly disappoint me but was a bigger "woah, coooooool" thing when I was a kid... but now I'm remembering that it boils down to a stereotype-breaking black nerd who is secretly a stereotype-affirming angry black man, and a CRAZY WOMAN ON VALIUM, and the bland white guy who has to save the day. Andromeda Strain gets around these problems by having the entire cast consist of white men, though it's otherwise probably his most defensible techno-thriller in terms of ideas and plotting and so on.
What the hell - Great Train Robbery. I'd read that again at a beach or something.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 01:29 (ten years ago) link
andromeda strain is the first story i think of when i think of deus ex machina
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 01:30 (ten years ago) link
"Changed," Stone said. "Mutated." "Yes. Mutated to a noninfectious form. And perhaps it is still mutating. Now it is no longer directly harmful to man, but it eats rubber gaskets."
"Yes. Mutated to a noninfectious form. And perhaps it is still mutating. Now it is no longer directly harmful to man, but it eats rubber gaskets."
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 01:42 (ten years ago) link
I voted for Jurassic Park because I read it shortly after the film came out and though the "his guts had fallen out bit" was super cool. I went around school telling everyone how the book was super violent and so much more mature than the movie
― Number None, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 09:30 (ten years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
I went around school telling everyone how the book was super violent and so much more mature than the movie
haha yep me too. in retrospect though i'm very glad spielberg chose to emphasize the "holy shit dinosaurs are fucking awesome" angle over crichton's "dinosaurs are fucking horrifying and here is why you would never want one near you" attitude.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 00:19 (ten years ago) link
along those lines i'm especially glad he changed hammond from hubristic cartoon to directorial stand-in
― """""""""""""stalin""""""""""" (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 00:22 (ten years ago) link
i think in the book it's hammond who hates kids?
― """""""""""""stalin""""""""""" (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 00:26 (ten years ago) link
which makes no sense because he's building an amusement park. i guess it's funny. i'm not sure it's supposed to be.
oh nah i'm remembering wrong sorry. still, the book understands him much more poorly than the movie does.
― """""""""""""stalin""""""""""" (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 00:28 (ten years ago) link
"It was a flea circus, Petticoat Lane. Really quite wonderful!"
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 00:49 (ten years ago) link
my takeaway here is that more people need to read The Terminal Man
― big black nemesis, Puya chilensis (DJP), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:01 (ten years ago) link
xp *spoons ice cream into mouth* "we spared no expense"
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:10 (ten years ago) link
Is it Andromeda Strain that has one of the main characters have a seizure triggered by looking at a blinking light? Loses some time, wakes up feeling his/her jumpsuit (or whatever special outfit was needed to go down through the levels of sterilization needed to interact with the virus) is suddenly warm, and wet.
And AS has the study about how unmarried men do better making difficult decisions than married men.
And it's Terminal Man that has the (first of several similar references across the Crichtonian oeuvre IIRC) description of how male and female pubic hairs are different (female curlier?) when a hair found on a bar of soap proves to be a Crucial Clue.
Plus there's something about cortical electrodes triggering seizures.
Have to make a point of rereading.
― Plasmon, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 03:06 (ten years ago) link
i thought i voted for terminal man actually but maybe i didn't vote at all.
― """""""""""""stalin""""""""""" (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 03:07 (ten years ago) link
Other weird digressions and medical twists in The Andromeda Strain: the imaginary super-antibiotic that kills you if you go off it because all the 'everyday' bacteria are no longer in equilibrium, the suction of air out of the complex to somehow improve the quality of the nuclear explosion, the relationship between coagulation and hemorrhage, this kooky thing called infra-red photography, why biologists would work on pigs and rats versus rhesus monkeys, and much squinting at charts and graphs diagramming recently-deceased animals.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 14:33 (ten years ago) link
because all the 'everyday' bacteria are no longer in equilibrium
feel like this is p prescient with all the research going into gut flora nowadays
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 14:44 (ten years ago) link
Stone was right: the forty volunteers each had died of obscure and horrible diseases no one had ever seen before. One man experienced swelling of his body, from head to foot, a hot, bloated swelling until he suffocated from pulmonary edema. Another man fell prey to an organism that ate away his stomach in a matter of hours. A third was hit by a virus that dissolved his brain to a jelly. And so it went.
And so it went.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 14:46 (ten years ago) link
i just remember the guy who, what does he do, eat a tube of airplane glue? the blockage at the back of his throat.
― """""""""""""stalin""""""""""" (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 14:47 (ten years ago) link
Stone was right: the forty volunteers each had died of obscure and horrible diseases no one had ever seen before.
great sentence
oh yeah
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link
superglue would definitely do ya -- not sure if regular ol' toulene would be enough to block the windpipe
"Changed," Stone said. "Mutated.""Yes. Mutated to a noninfectious form. And perhaps it is still mutating. Now it is no longer directly harmful to man, but it eats rubber gaskets."
― Doctor Casino, Monday, July 8, 2013 9:42 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark
this is perhaps only comparable to the end of the war of the worlds
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 14:49 (ten years ago) link
He walked to the other end of the house. Stone was in a small bedroom, bent over the body of a young teenage boy on the bed. It was obviously his room: psychedelic posters on the walls, model airplanes on a shelf to one side. The boy lay on his back in bed, eyes open, staring at the ceiling. His mouth was open. In one hand, an empty tube of model-airplane cement was tightly clenched; all over the bed were empty bottles of airplane dope, paint thinner, turps. Stone stepped back. "Have a look." Burton looked in the mouth, reached a finger in, touched the now-hardened mass. "Good God," he said. Stone was frowning. "This took time," he said. "Regardless of what made him do it, it took time. We've obviously been oversimplifying events here. Everyone did not die instantaneously. Some people died in their homes; some got out into the street. And this kid here..." He shook his head. "Let's check the other houses." On the way out, Burton returned to the doctor's office, stepping around the body of the physician. It gave him a strange feeling to see the wrist and leg sliced open, the chest exposed-- but no bleeding. There was something wild and inhuman about that. As if bleeding were a sign of humanity. Well, he thought, perhaps it is. Perhaps the fact that we bleed to death makes us human.
The boy lay on his back in bed, eyes open, staring at the ceiling. His mouth was open. In one hand, an empty tube of model-airplane cement was tightly clenched; all over the bed were empty bottles of airplane dope, paint thinner, turps.
Stone stepped back. "Have a look."
Burton looked in the mouth, reached a finger in, touched the now-hardened mass. "Good God," he said.
Stone was frowning. "This took time," he said. "Regardless of what made him do it, it took time. We've obviously been oversimplifying events here. Everyone did not die instantaneously. Some people died in their homes; some got out into the street. And this kid here..."
He shook his head. "Let's check the other houses."
On the way out, Burton returned to the doctor's office, stepping around the body of the physician. It gave him a strange feeling to see the wrist and leg sliced open, the chest exposed-- but no bleeding. There was something wild and inhuman about that. As if bleeding were a sign of humanity. Well, he thought, perhaps it is. Perhaps the fact that we bleed to death makes us human.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 15:13 (ten years ago) link
i like that he circuits explicitly writing "his mouth was full of airplane glue" there. makes it seem creepier/more awful and it's elegant a lil.
― """""""""""""stalin""""""""""" (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 15:17 (ten years ago) link