Most Delightfully Evil Thing Young Jesus Does in "The Infancy Gospel of Thomas" - a POLL

i mean reading about the Delightfully Evil Thing Young Jesus

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There's a variant of this in "The Bitter Withy": http://mainlynorfolk.info/lloyd/songs/thebitterwithy.html.

Boy Jesus drowns three rich kids for making fun of him (for being a peasant). When Mary whips him for it, he's so pissed off he puts a curse on all willow trees forever.

Wow cool i had no idea this was a thing. Reminds me somewhat of the mischievously cosmic exploits of baby Krishna!

voted "other" because of the part where joseph wrings jesus' ear for blinding a dead kid's parents and jesus says VEX ME NOT.

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Can't believe he didn't even give a SLOW YOUR ROLL, SON before he did that.

INRI UOENO

i would go to church if this was the real Jesus

vex me not. thou shalt not finish thy course.

--bob marley

Brought clay sparrows to life and made them fly also attributed to Jesus in the Qur'an, btw -- I think I woulda liked the guy better if I'd heard that one when I was growing up!

i just got a copy of that and am reading it for the first time. looking forward to some additional Tales Of. the NT has a Rashomon thing going for it but it is the same story 4 times.

So basically lil' jebus was like that kid in the Twilight Zone?

THOU SHALL NOT FINISH THY COURSE

Now after certain days Jesus was playing in the upper story of a certain house, and one of the young children that played with him fell down from the house and died. And the other children when they saw it fled, and Jesus remained alone. 2 And the parents of him that was dead came and accused him that he had cast him down. (And Jesus said: I did not cast him down) but they reviled him still. 3 Then Jesus leaped down from the roof and stood by the body of the child and cried with a loud voice and said: Zeno (for so was his name called), arise and tell me, did I cast thee down? And straightway he arose and said: Nay, Lord, thou didst not cast me down, but didst raise me up.

he brought a dude back to life purely to prove his innocence

Did he stay alive or just say "it wasn't him" and then collapse again?

How you can give your Jesus access to your villa?
He play with your son too close to the window sill-a
You better watch your back before he turn into a killer
Let's review the situation that you caught up in a