Yippee-IA, Motherf***ers! IRRATIONALLY ANGRY PT. 2: Irrationally Angrier

Mine has a "normal" button. Wouldn't it be great if everything had one of those? ACK!

the only difference between on and off is that the broom light lights up

lolol

AA honestly I really can't imagine you with any other kind of dishwasher

bahahaha

http://i.imgur.com/Gnc9wLk.jpg

it's rusty because we're in a rental. the glob of snot is actually blu-tack, to remind 'er indoors which inscrutable light means 'finished'

I see Play and Pause, where is Record?

That dishwasher heavily implies that you can record shit off of it

XP!!!!!!

mr veg said it looks like an Apple OS dishwasher

it's making me laugh

loool the broom

but this dishwasher goes to 4!

That's a rake, not a broom.

I think it rakes up all the broken dish pieces at the bottom of the dishwasher

That's not even a rake, it's one of those things you see kept on the side of a sandtrap.

http://www.runnerduck.com/images/zen_garden.jpg

"oh yeah, i need to do the dishes."

http://www.colourbox.com/preview/1712339-636594-darts-arrow-flying-in-the-center-of-dartboard-against-the-white-background.jpg

ah, the dishwasher has finished

http://www.cybercauldron.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/big-orange-sun-4.jpg

holy shit i need rinse aid

fwiw I have trouble even decoding the laundry care symbols on clothing tags

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--pYUspsTF-0/UKPUZNdApjI/AAAAAAAABgE/zbPSmClBXeE/s400/super_s_6.jpg

God, Susie Oatmeal was so hot in 7th grade.

My car has this light on the dashboard:
http://repairpal.com/images/managed/content_images/encyclopedia/warning_lights/Tire_Pressure_Amber.jpg

Who can guess what it's indicating?

insufficient tyre pressure

^^ I know this only because I've had to look it up.

you ppl with your 'dishwashers'

Second only to air-conditioning. I lived like a caveman for 28 years, apparently.

I saw it on the test drive, and when I asked the dealer he said something like, "Why would anyone assume that that's supposed to be a tire pressure warning?"

It also comes on all the time, regardless of whether or not I reset it, so I've gotten used to ignoring it. I'll know a tire is low when it's flat.

xp

I just figured it had something to do with tire problems. What kind weren't very explicit.

You know, your tires will last longer, and you'll drive safer and more comfortably, if you check the pressure once in a while! It won't kill you, I promise.

Compressed air is like 25 cents at the gas station/car wash.

Actually, just realized, that's not the warning light my car has. It's got the outline of the tire, but instead of an exclamation point, it has this:

<-•->

I do check the pressure, but the warning light is conspiring with the rest of my 13-year-old car's failing electrical system to confuse me.

when it gets cold here that tire pressure indicator comes on without fail every morning, and turns off when the tires warm up halfway to work.

You know, your tires will last longer, and you'll drive safer and more comfortably, if you check the pressure once in a while! It won't kill you, I promise.

Fair enough, but trying to figure out a squared-off U with spikes and an exclamation point in the middle does not necessarily illustrate your point.

pretty much otm

speaking of cars, not long after we bought the car we tried to pop the hood for something or other...and couldn't for the life of us find the release inside the car. we crawled around on the floor peering under the dash for ages, until one of us conceded defeat and consulted the manual

oh yeah of course

it's ANKLE HEIGHT way down next to the door where it should be O_o.

Sounds like you have a Toyota, too.

First time I saw that thing was after making a sharp turn up a hill in cold weather.
http://i.imgur.com/HhIw7aE.png
It did not immediately correspond to me that had something to do with tire pressure.

xpost Honda

"same mother different father", as they would say in Oz :)

I still can't get into Sunny's VW trunk unless I'm tearing apart backseats from the inside.

And yes, I'm still talking about motor vehicles, stfu.

My car has this light on the dashboard:
http://repairpal.com/images/managed/content_images/encyclopedia/warning_lights/Tire_Pressure_Amber.jpg

Who can guess what it's indicating?

― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 22 June 2013 03:32 (31 minutes ago) Permalink

your arse crack is showing?

My car is telling me what my friends and coworkers are too embarrassed to confront me about.

God, Susie Oatmeal was so hot in 7th grade.

― pplains, 2013年6月22日 星期六 下午1:29 (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't understand this but i cannot stop laughing

In every graphical representation of a tire/tyre going flat since the early 30s, it has been from the side-view.

Why any automaker thought that an inside look from the back/front would work, I have no idea.

"same mother different father", as they would say in Oz :)

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, June 21, 2013 11:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha, yeah, I used to work in an auto salvage yard, and found that hood-opening strategies were remarkably consistent within continents. Most American cars have a t-shaped dealie you have to pull, and European cars have a lever way higher, almost at knee height.

AA, I can't explain it. Maybe these people can: http://www.printmag.com/imprint/solve-the-mystery-of-the-pointy-s/

In every graphical representation of a tire/tyre going flat since the early 30s, it has been from the side-view.

Why any automaker thought that an inside look from the back/front would work, I have no idea.

― pplains, 2013年6月22日 星期六 下午2:07 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

'warning: your tyre has been sliced neatly in half, you should consider stopping the car'

xp that is really bizarre

In every graphical representation of a tire/tyre going flat since the early 30s, it has been from the side-view.

Why any automaker thought that an inside look from the back/front would work, I have no idea.

― pplains, 2013年6月22日 星期六 下午2:07 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

'warning: your tyre has been sliced neatly in half, you should consider stopping the car'

xp that is really bizarre

― Autumn Almanac, Friday, June 21, 2013 11:15 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh come on.

;-)

wat

massive x-post, but isn't this the dishwasher from the hatch in Lost?

http://i.imgur.com/Gnc9wLk.jpg

loooool dying

http://files.redux.com/images/8a2efdb56c22a80259da0f3271573930/strip256x256