The first person I ever spoke to in my invented language. I quietly asked him "Yurgon bloventhmeka!! Garnon Frinook!! Par rizzy wizzle??". It took a moment but he nodded and held me very close for a photo. I still cry every time I look at it.
― Z S, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 13:26 (thirteen years ago)
The first person I came out to was Furby. I was twelve. I quietly asked him of he would still love me if I liked girls. It took me a moment but he flapped his ears, said, "Doo-moh a-tay," and held my finger in his beak for a photo. I still cry every time I look at it.
― ☉.☉☂ (unregistered), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 13:41 (thirteen years ago)
*took me
― ☉.☉☂ (unregistered), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 13:42 (thirteen years ago)
took somebody, anyway..
― Mark G, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 13:43 (thirteen years ago)
You guys have become Siva, destroyer of disney worlds.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 15:51 (thirteen years ago)
The first person I came out to was Siva, destroyer of worlds.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 16:05 (thirteen years ago)
He said lol I'll kick your ass fag
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 16:06 (thirteen years ago)
Thank you, waster cousin:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/995818_10151759264004529_1319157704_n.jpg
― on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 19:27 (thirteen years ago)
― on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 19:28 (thirteen years ago)
idk. I'm pretty sure I've been that high.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 19:49 (thirteen years ago)
I'm pretty sure [cousin's name redacted] has also been that high.
― on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 19:51 (thirteen years ago)
i'd eat strawberry cake in a bush after like three puffs off a joint. shit, I'll do it right now sober, I'm 10 blocks from central park, who's bringing the cake.
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 19:52 (thirteen years ago)
if you give me a cake i'll just sit down to eat it it doesn't matter where i am
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 19:57 (thirteen years ago)
x-post - otm
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 20:08 (thirteen years ago)
zachylon otm too for that matter
i just want cake now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF_o7aSjl_E
― keyser saucy vagina (DJP), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 20:09 (thirteen years ago)
I am a block away from macarthur park I deserve the cake the most
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 20:12 (thirteen years ago)
someone give me a cake before I go to the valley
i have a slice of cake downstairs but i already ate
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 20:30 (thirteen years ago)
A CLASSIC
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1011694_10151676223197855_367585068_n.jpg
but posted with the comment "Bob marley knew."
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:37 (thirteen years ago)
"Bob marley knew"
--Bob Marley
Bob "9 Amazing Women" Marley
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:48 (thirteen years ago)
http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/8906/aute.jpg
makes u think
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:48 (thirteen years ago)
or you just want an excuse to give yourself a thumbs up
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:52 (thirteen years ago)
"man i sure flipped that coin good! i love myself today!"
in my household if I flipped a coin one of my roommates would steal it out from under me so nuh-uh not gonna happen
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:59 (thirteen years ago)
sometimes i flip a coin just because i'm in the middle of a football field and everyone seems to get angry at me when i don't
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 23:16 (thirteen years ago)
As the coin spun in the air, I suddenly realized "I want it to come up tails"
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 23:23 (thirteen years ago)
And he put down the razor blade.
― nickn, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 23:36 (thirteen years ago)
I like to imagine the person in the pic throwing the coin up in the air and then getting tackled by a linebacker before it lands
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 23:44 (thirteen years ago)
yes plz.
― Mark G, Thursday, 20 June 2013 08:06 (thirteen years ago)
http://i42.tinypic.com/f0qhrn.jpg
*sigh*
― MaresNest, Thursday, 20 June 2013 09:46 (thirteen years ago)
nice to see Facebook as the last refuge of urbane high culture
― The drone that was played caused panic and confusion (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 June 2013 09:48 (thirteen years ago)
Iain Banks OTM
― Neil S, Thursday, 20 June 2013 10:08 (thirteen years ago)
people posting that on facebook can GTFO though obvs
― Neil S, Thursday, 20 June 2013 10:11 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/vqJiA96.jpg
― 乒乓, Thursday, 20 June 2013 11:28 (thirteen years ago)
^^^ doesn't understand how fertilization happens
― The drone that was played caused panic and confusion (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 June 2013 11:30 (thirteen years ago)
I dunno, "inside" seems the right word ..
― Mark G, Thursday, 20 June 2013 11:38 (thirteen years ago)
that raises a number of questions that are too stupid to pose individually.
― Neil S, Thursday, 20 June 2013 13:23 (thirteen years ago)
I for one welcome our new giant chthonic overlords shortly to break free from their imprisonment within the earth, destroying it utterly.
― nagl dude dude dude (ledge), Thursday, 20 June 2013 13:51 (thirteen years ago)
www.atti-tude.com
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 June 2013 13:53 (thirteen years ago)
^update of Misfits song in 2013
you got some fuckin' www.atti-tude.com
― Neil S, Thursday, 20 June 2013 14:00 (thirteen years ago)
I'll never think of the Mariana Trench the same way again.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 20 June 2013 14:09 (thirteen years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1017193_10151541244227983_773316694_n.jpg
― how's life, Friday, 21 June 2013 14:09 (thirteen years ago)
^ apparently a fake, but it's getting shared via fb
― how's life, Friday, 21 June 2013 14:11 (thirteen years ago)
http://zenpencils.com/archives/"Cartoon Quotes From Inspirational Folks"
Top one:http://maxcdn.zenpencils.com/comics/2012-05-29-gaiman.jpg
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:03 (thirteen years ago)
Damn - http://maxcdn.zenpencils.com/comics/2012-05-29-gaiman.jpg
If somebody blew up my cat I sure as shit wouldn't respond by selling t-shirts.
― carl agatha, Friday, 21 June 2013 18:06 (thirteen years ago)
If the Internet continually makes fun of your wife for soliciting free labor for her profit-making enterprise, MAKE GOOD ART.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:08 (thirteen years ago)