why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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The first person I ever spoke to in my invented language. I quietly asked him "Yurgon bloventhmeka!! Garnon Frinook!! Par rizzy wizzle??". It took a moment but he nodded and held me very close for a photo. I still cry every time I look at it.

Z S, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 13:26 (thirteen years ago)

The first person I came out to was Furby. I was twelve. I quietly asked him of he would still love me if I liked girls. It took me a moment but he flapped his ears, said, "Doo-moh a-tay," and held my finger in his beak for a photo. I still cry every time I look at it.

☉.☉☂ (unregistered), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 13:41 (thirteen years ago)

*took me

☉.☉☂ (unregistered), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 13:42 (thirteen years ago)

took somebody, anyway..

Mark G, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 13:43 (thirteen years ago)

You guys have become Siva, destroyer of disney worlds.

Aimless, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

The first person I came out to was Siva, destroyer of worlds.

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 16:05 (thirteen years ago)

He said lol I'll kick your ass fag

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

Thank you, waster cousin:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/995818_10151759264004529_1319157704_n.jpg

on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/995818_10151759264004529_1319157704_n.jpg

on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

idk. I'm pretty sure I've been that high.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

I'm pretty sure [cousin's name redacted] has also been that high.

on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 19:51 (thirteen years ago)

i'd eat strawberry cake in a bush after like three puffs off a joint. shit, I'll do it right now sober, I'm 10 blocks from central park, who's bringing the cake.

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 19:52 (thirteen years ago)

if you give me a cake i'll just sit down to eat it it doesn't matter where i am

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

x-post - otm

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

zachylon otm too for that matter

i just want cake now

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF_o7aSjl_E

keyser saucy vagina (DJP), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 20:09 (thirteen years ago)

I am a block away from macarthur park I deserve the cake the most

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

someone give me a cake before I go to the valley

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

i have a slice of cake downstairs but i already ate

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

A CLASSIC

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1011694_10151676223197855_367585068_n.jpg

but posted with the comment "Bob marley knew."

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:37 (thirteen years ago)

"Bob marley knew"

--Bob Marley

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:37 (thirteen years ago)

Bob "9 Amazing Women" Marley

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:48 (thirteen years ago)

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/8906/aute.jpg

makes u think

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:48 (thirteen years ago)

or you just want an excuse to give yourself a thumbs up

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:52 (thirteen years ago)

"man i sure flipped that coin good! i love myself today!"

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:52 (thirteen years ago)

in my household if I flipped a coin one of my roommates would steal it out from under me so nuh-uh not gonna happen

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:59 (thirteen years ago)

sometimes i flip a coin just because i'm in the middle of a football field and everyone seems to get angry at me when i don't

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 23:16 (thirteen years ago)

As the coin spun in the air, I suddenly realized "I want it to come up tails"

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 23:23 (thirteen years ago)

And he put down the razor blade.

nickn, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 23:36 (thirteen years ago)

I like to imagine the person in the pic throwing the coin up in the air and then getting tackled by a linebacker before it lands

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 23:44 (thirteen years ago)

yes plz.

Mark G, Thursday, 20 June 2013 08:06 (thirteen years ago)

http://i42.tinypic.com/f0qhrn.jpg

*sigh*

MaresNest, Thursday, 20 June 2013 09:46 (thirteen years ago)

nice to see Facebook as the last refuge of urbane high culture

The drone that was played caused panic and confusion (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 June 2013 09:48 (thirteen years ago)

Iain Banks OTM

Neil S, Thursday, 20 June 2013 10:08 (thirteen years ago)

people posting that on facebook can GTFO though obvs

Neil S, Thursday, 20 June 2013 10:11 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/vqJiA96.jpg

乒乓, Thursday, 20 June 2013 11:28 (thirteen years ago)

^^^ doesn't understand how fertilization happens

The drone that was played caused panic and confusion (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 June 2013 11:30 (thirteen years ago)

I dunno, "inside" seems the right word ..

Mark G, Thursday, 20 June 2013 11:38 (thirteen years ago)

that raises a number of questions that are too stupid to pose individually.

Neil S, Thursday, 20 June 2013 13:23 (thirteen years ago)

I for one welcome our new giant chthonic overlords shortly to break free from their imprisonment within the earth, destroying it utterly.

nagl dude dude dude (ledge), Thursday, 20 June 2013 13:51 (thirteen years ago)

www.atti-tude.com

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 June 2013 13:53 (thirteen years ago)

^update of Misfits song in 2013

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 June 2013 13:53 (thirteen years ago)

you got some fuckin' www.atti-tude.com

Neil S, Thursday, 20 June 2013 14:00 (thirteen years ago)

I'll never think of the Mariana Trench the same way again.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 20 June 2013 14:09 (thirteen years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1017193_10151541244227983_773316694_n.jpg

how's life, Friday, 21 June 2013 14:09 (thirteen years ago)

^ apparently a fake, but it's getting shared via fb

how's life, Friday, 21 June 2013 14:11 (thirteen years ago)

http://zenpencils.com/archives/
"Cartoon Quotes From Inspirational Folks"

Top one:
http://maxcdn.zenpencils.com/comics/2012-05-29-gaiman.jpg

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

Damn - http://maxcdn.zenpencils.com/comics/2012-05-29-gaiman.jpg

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

If somebody blew up my cat I sure as shit wouldn't respond by selling t-shirts.

carl agatha, Friday, 21 June 2013 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

If the Internet continually makes fun of your wife for soliciting free labor for her profit-making enterprise, MAKE GOOD ART.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:08 (thirteen years ago)


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