oops, that was already done
― Poliopolice, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 14:50 (thirteen years ago)
capt obv: "Can't you read the sign?"
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:14 (thirteen years ago)
"Before you go, I have just one more question"
― should we bin tapping? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:18 (thirteen years ago)
"Don't play dumb with me!"
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:21 (thirteen years ago)
"You're not from around here, are you?"
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:22 (thirteen years ago)
"We figured education was the answer to our graffiti problem, but...."
― should we bin tapping? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:26 (thirteen years ago)
"Look buddy, we can work this out right here or we can go back to the station where the blackboard is bigger and the teachers aren't so nice..."
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:28 (thirteen years ago)
Nice, esp "don't play dumb".
― Plasmon, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:49 (thirteen years ago)
― Mark G, Monday, 24 June 2013 14:31 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg
"The fake dog head is not necessary, you are actually a dog in real life!"
― Mark G, Monday, 24 June 2013 14:32 (thirteen years ago)
Presumably, one of the finallists is going to be some version of:
"Here's your prescription, boy.. FETCH!!!"
― Mark G, Monday, 24 June 2013 14:33 (thirteen years ago)
"Well you should have checked to see if the costume was full of superglue before you put it on!"
― Wide Area Network King (snoball), Monday, 24 June 2013 14:33 (thirteen years ago)
"I'm a vet. I treat actual animals, not furries."
― Wide Area Network King (snoball), Monday, 24 June 2013 14:34 (thirteen years ago)
"Well of course I'm a terrible plastic surgeon. One look at my nose should have told you that!"
― Wide Area Network King (snoball), Monday, 24 June 2013 14:35 (thirteen years ago)
"The bad news is that worms are the least of your problems."
― This amigurumi Jamaican octopus is ready to chill with you (Phil D.), Monday, 24 June 2013 14:39 (thirteen years ago)
"you have full-blown aids"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 24 June 2013 14:43 (thirteen years ago)
so nice it posted twice
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 24 June 2013 14:44 (thirteen years ago)
"i'm afraid we're going to have to remove it"
"well, between you and me, i'm not really a vet either, so you've come to the right place"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 24 June 2013 14:46 (thirteen years ago)
"If you keep telling me you're a dog, I'll cut your balls off."
― Wide Area Network King (snoball), Monday, 24 June 2013 14:53 (thirteen years ago)
"So you're convinced that you're not only a dog, but a ninja dog."
― Wide Area Network King (snoball), Monday, 24 June 2013 14:54 (thirteen years ago)
"Welcome to Happypet Veterinary Clinic. We put the RX into REX."
― Wide Area Network King (snoball), Monday, 24 June 2013 14:55 (thirteen years ago)
"It's bad news I'm afraid. Another shit New Yorker caption contest cartoon."
― Wide Area Network King (snoball), Monday, 24 June 2013 14:56 (thirteen years ago)
"Your mother is a bitch."
― Wide Area Network King (snoball), Monday, 24 June 2013 14:57 (thirteen years ago)
"The Hepatitis E will likely pass on its own -- but I highly recommend restricting your dog shit intake for a few weeks."
(obv shouldn't post to this thread at 1:30 am)
― Øystein, Monday, 24 June 2013 23:36 (thirteen years ago)
"It's okay, I'm actually a dentist" sounds like a winner to me
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 00:06 (thirteen years ago)
"Do you mind being called 'boy'? Some of my patients object when I call them that."
― Treeship, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 00:12 (thirteen years ago)
"I'm sorry, but the the course of the disease is irreversible."
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 04:25 (thirteen years ago)
"Unfortunately yes, that was in dog years."
"Everything looks to be in order. We're all set to neuter you!"
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 04:26 (thirteen years ago)
"We don't use any anesthesia in this office, but the milkbones are excellent."
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 04:27 (thirteen years ago)
"I'm sorry, the tests are conclusive. You are, in fact, a bad, bad dog."
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 04:28 (thirteen years ago)
vg+
― Mark G, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 05:31 (thirteen years ago)
"you're a dog and my face is melting."
― Treeship, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 05:33 (thirteen years ago)
Dog years/bad dog both winners
― should we bin tapping? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 10:05 (thirteen years ago)
When I said the lab tests were negative, that's not quite what I meant.
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 10:19 (thirteen years ago)
"As a matter of fact, yes, I've had many patients complain about back pain after sleeping in pup tents."
― Poliopolice, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 18:20 (thirteen years ago)
"I think the acid is starting to kick in."
"Yep, you're as sick as a dog."
― Poliopolice, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 19:35 (thirteen years ago)
"I'm afraid you have woof and mouth disease."
― Poliopolice, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 19:36 (thirteen years ago)
"You have 6 months to live. It's going to be ruff."
― Poliopolice, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 19:37 (thirteen years ago)
^winner
― Treeship, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 19:47 (thirteen years ago)
Before we begin I need you to take off your coat.
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 20:32 (thirteen years ago)
lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 20:35 (thirteen years ago)
"So in your letter here, you say you'd like a certificate from me signing you off work 'four paw health'?"
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 21:01 (thirteen years ago)
"...you really are a stupid mutt"
"Turn your head and woof."
― Poliopolice, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 21:05 (thirteen years ago)
tee hee I like that one
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 21:05 (thirteen years ago)