why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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I think that's an entirely different shirt

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 17 June 2013 21:21 (thirteen years ago)

everything you do to my daughter you also have to do to me in the butt

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Monday, 17 June 2013 21:31 (thirteen years ago)

omg hahhaha

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 June 2013 21:32 (thirteen years ago)

"Oh, you got her a a corsage?" etc

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 17 June 2013 21:32 (thirteen years ago)

add "in the butt" to every item on the list

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 17 June 2013 21:40 (thirteen years ago)

get a job in the butt hee hee

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 June 2013 21:41 (thirteen years ago)

get a lawyer in the butt harglh

Mark G, Monday, 17 June 2013 21:53 (thirteen years ago)

My closest friend of some 24 years, who has a 13 year old daughter and is a cop, just shared that t-shirt on FB unironically. His comment: "See, it's not just me!"

;_;

This amigurumi Jamaican octopus is ready to chill with you (Phil D.), Monday, 17 June 2013 23:04 (thirteen years ago)

either he'll break her spirit or she'll break his heart.

Aimless, Monday, 17 June 2013 23:06 (thirteen years ago)

http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/6348/d939.jpg

Neanderthal, Monday, 17 June 2013 23:12 (thirteen years ago)

what's a gentleman to a non-believer

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Monday, 17 June 2013 23:16 (thirteen years ago)

and i got spurs that jingle jangle jingle

mookieproof, Monday, 17 June 2013 23:21 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/uvrwnu1.jpg

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 17 June 2013 23:56 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/uvrwnu1.jpg

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 17 June 2013 23:56 (thirteen years ago)

I am willfully misreading it as AND A GENTLEMAN HAS ASS

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 June 2013 23:59 (thirteen years ago)

huge lol @ f hazel there

balls, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 00:52 (thirteen years ago)

YOU'RE MUCH TOO YOUNG
TO DIE FOR THE SINS OF MAN

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 00:53 (thirteen years ago)

suddenly the rest of my friends are making bitstrips comics of themselves, a good two months after a handful of other friends did it and it was kinda cute.

NOW I'M GOING TO MURDER EVERYONE

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 01:07 (thirteen years ago)

like this?

http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/ulrich-krazy_1000px.jpg

Mark G, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 08:16 (thirteen years ago)

somehow i stumbled onto this page. the pathos here is just kind of shattering if i think about it too much. there must be thousands and thousands of pages like this.

https://www.facebook.com/DJSILIVER

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:13 (thirteen years ago)

Tracer, are you familiar with BH ideas?

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 12:43 (thirteen years ago)

Oh God, his fiance's too. :(

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 12:45 (thirteen years ago)

manupgodsway.org

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 13:58 (thirteen years ago)

Man, U P God's way.

This amigurumi Jamaican octopus is ready to chill with you (Phil D.), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 14:00 (thirteen years ago)

manup godsway, west african actor who appeared in several minor 1980s comedies

Spectrum, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 14:37 (thirteen years ago)

Nice find, Tracer. I. Hope. That. It's. Real. Like. True. Love.

pplains, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 15:21 (thirteen years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/6482_550936254948775_476924498_n.jpg

i hate to say it, but...mickey mouse didn't hear you at all because you quietly asked and it had a giant shell of plastic surrounding its head!

Z S, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 13:15 (thirteen years ago)

The first person I ever spoke to in my invented language. I quietly asked him "Yurgon bloventhmeka!! Garnon Frinook!! Par rizzy wizzle??". It took a moment but he nodded and held me very close for a photo. I still cry every time I look at it.

Z S, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 13:26 (thirteen years ago)

The first person I came out to was Furby. I was twelve. I quietly asked him of he would still love me if I liked girls. It took me a moment but he flapped his ears, said, "Doo-moh a-tay," and held my finger in his beak for a photo. I still cry every time I look at it.

☉.☉☂ (unregistered), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 13:41 (thirteen years ago)

*took me

☉.☉☂ (unregistered), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 13:42 (thirteen years ago)

took somebody, anyway..

Mark G, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 13:43 (thirteen years ago)

You guys have become Siva, destroyer of disney worlds.

Aimless, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

The first person I came out to was Siva, destroyer of worlds.

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 16:05 (thirteen years ago)

He said lol I'll kick your ass fag

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

Thank you, waster cousin:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/995818_10151759264004529_1319157704_n.jpg

on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/995818_10151759264004529_1319157704_n.jpg

on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

idk. I'm pretty sure I've been that high.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

I'm pretty sure [cousin's name redacted] has also been that high.

on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 19:51 (thirteen years ago)

i'd eat strawberry cake in a bush after like three puffs off a joint. shit, I'll do it right now sober, I'm 10 blocks from central park, who's bringing the cake.

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 19:52 (thirteen years ago)

if you give me a cake i'll just sit down to eat it it doesn't matter where i am

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

x-post - otm

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

zachylon otm too for that matter

i just want cake now

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF_o7aSjl_E

keyser saucy vagina (DJP), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 20:09 (thirteen years ago)

I am a block away from macarthur park I deserve the cake the most

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

someone give me a cake before I go to the valley

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

i have a slice of cake downstairs but i already ate

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

A CLASSIC

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1011694_10151676223197855_367585068_n.jpg

but posted with the comment "Bob marley knew."

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:37 (thirteen years ago)

"Bob marley knew"

--Bob Marley

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:37 (thirteen years ago)

Bob "9 Amazing Women" Marley

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:48 (thirteen years ago)

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/8906/aute.jpg

makes u think

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 22:48 (thirteen years ago)


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