old to semi-old celebrities you would travel back in time to have lots of sex with.

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I doubt he was orange in person... but I'd be willing to find out. That's all I'm saying!

(uhhhh... xpost)

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.kshs.org/cool3/graphics/asnersm.jpg

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

mary tyler moore on 'the dick van dyke show'

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

michelle reis in 'fallen angels'

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

barbara stanwyck

http://xoomer.alice.it/louisebrooks/files/stanwyck.jpg

lk (lawrence kansas), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

An aspiring Julie Delpy, just out of la conservatoire?

Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

Julie Delpy ain't old.

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

can i use this time machine to unread kenan's posts?

m@p (plosive), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

Having just rewatched Before Sunset the other night, I'd do the mid-30s Delpy as well.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

I would like to take this opportunity to once again mention Grace Kelly.

http://www.geocities.com/gracekelly102/grace_kelly_1_.jpg

That is all.

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

in Rear Window, the best girlfiend ever.

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

But the stubborn bastard just can't see it!

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

Is that from the last episode of the Prisoner, jessie?

-- Dan Selzer (danselze...) (webmail), January 29th, 2007 3:01 PM. (Dan Selzer) (later) (link)

Yeeeesss....he is king of all babes. MMM SIDEBURNS COME TO ME.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

Ricki Lake circa hairspray.

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.christusrex.org/www1/sistine/4-Det2.jpg

DavidM* (unreal), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://jpetrie.myweb.uga.edu/rand3.gif

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

Claudia Cardinale
Ann-Margaret

kingfish moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

Errol Flynn
Joe Orton
Harry Belafonte

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.istrianet.org/istria/illustri/valli/images/valli-film_th.jpg

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

I would like a threesome with Elizabeth Montgomery as Samantha and Elizabeth Montgomery as Serena, please.

If it were to turn into a foursome with Barbara Eden as Jeannie, I wouldn't argue.

do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://silentladies.com/Brooks/images/Brooks080.jpg

^the only possible candidate.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

errol flynn OTMFM
grapes of wrath era henry fonda

plan b: videodrome (fauxhemian), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://007.bond.free.fr/images/Girls/ursula-andress2.jpg

Pashmina has a great point. Plus, there's every chance she actually would have hopped in the sack with you.

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

Siouxsie Sioux.

http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgart030.jpg

I love her.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 29 January 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

basically any female star in busby berkeley musicals

t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

Rex Harrison!

patita (patita), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

Jacqueline Bisset
Diane Keaton

in Rear Window, the best girlfiend ever.

OTM

vita susicivus (blueski), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

but do i dare say Mary Poppins?

vita susicivus (blueski), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

in Rear Window, the best girlfiend ever.

Spot the deliberate mistake.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

LAUREN BACALL!

Candy: tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy. (Austin, Still), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://classicmoviefavorites.com/harlow/nude03.jpg

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

Some good choices and I'll add Anita Ekberg.

Sundar (sundar), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

Kate Bush doesn't look like she's aged badly at all in the "King of the Mountain" video BTW.

Sundar (sundar), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

Felicity Kendall, innit?

scotstvo (scotstvo), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

katy hill circa 1997

to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

ha, is she even 30 yet?

vita susicivus (blueski), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/fd/Ike_tina.jpg/230px-Ike_tina.jpg

The one on the left.

Je4nn3 Fuhfuh (Je4nne Fury), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

Ann Diamond

vita susicivus (blueski), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sorry, "Thumpy Screamy"?????????

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

Leave me alone.

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

Siouxsie was actually way better-looking in the 90s than the 70s, IMHO.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

That's true, round about "Peek-a-Boo" she was completely stunning.

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

Also, Harrison Ford, obv.

Ah, but when? 1985, for me.

Cary Grant, sure, but he's more someone I'd want to go out for dinner with and then drive around in a sports car with than have all the sex.

I pick William Holden.

Ew, imagine what you'd catch off Errol Flynn. Ew.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:54 (nineteen years ago)

Harrison Ford, any time between 1979 and 1986 or so. Maybe even 1989, what the hell.

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

kathleen turner

vita susicivus (blueski), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

KIM NOVAK, 1955.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

Shirley:

http://www.autogrammalbum.de/images/MacLaine__Shirley_2.jpg

The Homeliness of The Long Distance Punner (Charles McCain), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

I just prefer 18-25 year old Kate Buch to Irish Headspread semi-chunky non-dancing Kate Bush.
Also, I'd feel insecure enough having lots of sex with limber as hell healthy genius, but now she's double my age and has years of motherhood.
I'm childish and sickly/twiggy.

That's my long-winded explaination of the title.
Feel free to put dead people in.

*whisper* I 'know' dead people [/lame]

GOD. GOOD CALL ON SHIRLEY!!!

Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado Still Rules at Doom (The GZeus), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

judi dench ca. 1968
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2003200001-2007040094_6,00.html

(not hotlinkable and semi-NSFW anyway)

Marmot (marmotwolof), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

Great work! What is your technique?

Josefa, Thursday, 6 February 2025 23:03 (one year ago)

I guessed she's listening to Italian pressings — confirmed by the Anka record in the photo — which seriously narrowed down a search through pop lps of 1958 (same year as the Anka) on discogs.

visiting, Thursday, 6 February 2025 23:19 (one year ago)

Only in the past few years did I learn that it was CC inside Blonde on Blonde.

https://i.postimg.cc/g2wrft9j/claudia-2.jpg

clemenza, Friday, 7 February 2025 00:12 (one year ago)

one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/spSYaqn.jpeg

mookieproof, Tuesday, 18 March 2025 04:04 (one year ago)

Yes to Claudia Cardinale. Sicuramente.

completely suited to the horny decadence (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 18 March 2025 16:16 (one year ago)

seven months pass...

Prunella Scales, RIP

https://i.postimg.cc/9CbdpG8B/image.png

sent a message through the Internet but it rejected (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 28 October 2025 11:32 (seven months ago)


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