In fact, most of the other columnists at the paper would have to be closet Nazi-Jews, too.
― Gorge, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 07:44 (sixteen years ago) link
i've already seen several references to this shit in non-goldberg writings (DUH NATIONAL SOCIALISM IT'S GOT SOCIALISM RIGHT THERE GUYS!). gonna be a fun year.
― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 10:22 (sixteen years ago) link
oh teh lulz:
http://www.amazon.com/Liberal-Fascism-American-Mussolini-Politics/dp/tags-on-product/0385511841/
― gff, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 17:46 (sixteen years ago) link
guys come on this is hilarious:
doughy pantload (140) propaganda (117) wingnut welfare (114) editor promised cake (95) i can has job mom (93) conservative (47) liberals bashing books not yet published (38) censored by liberals (34) censored by the left (34) must read (34) politics (34) banged out by howler monkeys (16) books written while high on cheeto dust (14) the truth (10) ten pounds of crap in a five pound book (9) finally the truth (8) true (8) a fascist wannabe publishes his fantasie... (5) if michelle malkin is over your head (5) its not cheapening when we do it (5) lunatic ravings (5) relatives in high publishing places (5) sadly no (5) waste of a good tree (5) wingnut (5) bird vomit (4) cheetohesque (4) how not to design a book cover (4) makes ann coulter seem sane (4) oxymoron (4) pathetic revisionism (4) poor catnip substitute (4) teh stoopid (4) truth (4) what a boat load of crap (4) books by rubes (3) cheetohnacht (3) doughy (3) doughy pantloads premiere (3) excretory (3) hate is good philosophy for idiots (3) holocaust denial (3) i can has funyuns (3) innaleckshul wannabe wannabe wannabe lol (3) jfk killed six million jews (3) leftists (3) ludicrous is too kind a word (3) moron (3) mother-boy (3) pantsload (3) pot kettle black (3) revisionist history (3) self-parodies (3) vomit inducing (3) wtf (3) a dunce with an editor (2) attend to luicannes bunions (2) awesomest book evah11111111 (2) blame the liberals first (2) bored the stenographer to sleep (2) bullflop (2) bullsh-t (2) ca ca (2) code pink invaded poland (2) conspiracy theory (2) defectivebydesi gn (2) delusional (2) dialectic of cheetohlightenm ent (2) doughbob loadpants (2) failure (2) fascism (2) fiasco (2) goldberg is laughing all the way to the ... (2) hate is a good philosophy for idiots (2) hatemonger (2) homophobic insanity (2) i laughed til i cried (2) idiot (2) ignorant liberals (2) illiterate (2) im more delusional than mom (2) ishtar (2) kook (2) lame (2) liberal moonbats exposed (2) lodenhosen (2) missed deadlines (2) mmm bacon (2) no pictures or crayons (2) only a retard would read this (2) polarizing garbage (2) professional simpleton (2) revisionist (2) rewriting history (2) social security is like treblinka (2) spend your money on tragic legacy (2) tag vandalism (2) technically speaking fascism is an inher... (2) teh funny (2) unintelligent (2)
― gff, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 18:04 (sixteen years ago) link
poor catnip substitute (4) spend your money on tragic legacy (2)
My favorites.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 18:05 (sixteen years ago) link
doughy pantloads premiere (3) OTM
― John Justen, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 18:07 (sixteen years ago) link
i don't get the 'cheetoh' meme, but i approve
― gff, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 18:22 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.dickdestiny.com/cheetoh.jpg
― Gorge, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:09 (sixteen years ago) link
I liked "Ghost writer quit when I tried to pay him in funyuns"
― kingfish, Thursday, 10 January 2008 04:59 (sixteen years ago) link
standard "fat loser in parents' basement subsisting on cheet-ohs and smug self-satisfaction" stuff. except -star trek +movement "conservatism."
― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Thursday, 10 January 2008 09:04 (sixteen years ago) link
pretty hilarious daily show interview tonight
― clotpoll, Thursday, 17 January 2008 07:44 (sixteen years ago) link
i hope the full, unedited 18 minute version gets posted somewhere. it was interesting seeing doughboy actually being confronted in person about how woefully stupid this book is. since he's pretty much chosen to ignore every valid written criticism as somehow not worth his time.
― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Thursday, 17 January 2008 07:58 (sixteen years ago) link
Evolution of religious bigotry
The cowardice and intolerance of slapping a Darwin fish on your car bumper.
― kingfish, Thursday, 3 April 2008 00:51 (sixteen years ago) link
what a tool
― latebloomer, Thursday, 3 April 2008 00:53 (sixteen years ago) link
So basically
1) We are right to hate muslims 2) Liberals don't hate them enough 3) But they hate christians (who I don't actually like either but who are relatively harmless and help my team) 4) So we are also right to hate liberals
― Hurting 2, Thursday, 3 April 2008 02:36 (sixteen years ago) link
5) We are right to be suspicious of fish
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 3 April 2008 02:40 (sixteen years ago) link
I am offended by this smug bumper sticker! http://www.michaelbrazellmurray.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/GodAtheists.JPG
― Hurting 2, Thursday, 3 April 2008 02:41 (sixteen years ago) link
lol @ me for composing a thoughtful response to send to jgoldberg @ latimescolumnists.com
e-mail bounced
― Hurting 2, Thursday, 3 April 2008 03:35 (sixteen years ago) link
A plaque with 'Shalom' written inside a Star of David would hardly attract notice; a plaque with 'Usury' written inside the same symbol would be an outrage.
yes, this is exactly the same thing and completely destroys the blood libel of the darwin fish.
But the most annoying aspect of the Darwin fish is the false bravado it represents. It's a courageous pose without consequence.
thank god nobody on the right has ever bought a bumper sticker, flag ribbon or magnetic american flag and just slapped it on their car.
Like so much other Christian-baiting in American popular culture, sporting your Darwin fish is a way to speak truth to power on the cheap.
speaking truth to power is just awful.
― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Thursday, 3 April 2008 07:43 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/la-oe-goldberg8-2008jul08,0,368008.column
ftw
― and what, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 23:53 (sixteen years ago) link
oh my god. i don't know why i continue to be surprised by this dude.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 23:55 (sixteen years ago) link
(xp) wait waht
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 23:56 (sixteen years ago) link
i counted 13 paragraphs before he says
No, national service isn't slavery.
― and what, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 23:56 (sixteen years ago) link
But it isn't a cakewalk, either!
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 23:57 (sixteen years ago) link
Haha oh Jonah you so dumb you make Bill Kristol seem smart.
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 23:59 (sixteen years ago) link
loving that hes considered a prominent intellectual conservative these days
― deej, Thursday, 10 July 2008 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link
i consider him a prominent http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n12lnaaMVLc
― and what, Thursday, 10 July 2008 00:03 (sixteen years ago) link
He so proud!
If you want a sense of how popular I am with the LA Times community, check out the (354 and counting) comments to my Obama national service column.
One small point in response (I know, I know: Why bother?). The 13th amendment lists involuntary servitude and slavery as different things. If they were the same, the founders wouldn't have wasted the ink repeating themselves.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 10 July 2008 00:06 (sixteen years ago) link
A couple of days ago re a certain dead former Senator:
Am I saying that Helms became colorblind simply by virtue of being baptized into the Republican Party? Of course not. But he was pretty well constrained to the limits of what the GOP would allow. Nonetheless, conservatives have a heavier burden to speak clearly on these issues. But in response too Helms' death, we chose kindness over a more honest accounting.
I...I am moved.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 10 July 2008 00:07 (sixteen years ago) link
did Jessie like Jews?
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 10 July 2008 00:09 (sixteen years ago) link
didn't he invite a physical fight at some point in the last couple years?
― mookieproof, Thursday, 10 July 2008 00:13 (sixteen years ago) link
"The 13th amendment lists involuntary servitude and slavery as different things. If they were the same, the founders wouldn't have wasted the ink repeating themselves."
Um, "the founders"?
― Martin Van Burne, Thursday, 10 July 2008 00:54 (sixteen years ago) link
The Annex of Rights
― HI DERE, Thursday, 10 July 2008 00:55 (sixteen years ago) link
lol i didnt even catch that
― and what, Thursday, 10 July 2008 00:58 (sixteen years ago) link
bah no comments on The Corner?
― HI DERE, Thursday, 10 July 2008 00:59 (sixteen years ago) link
That would be too easy, Dan.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 10 July 2008 01:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Annnnnnd....he flaunts his intellectual cred with Peter Beinart.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 10 July 2008 01:06 (sixteen years ago) link
And apologizes:
Just to stop the flow of e-mail, let me say it up here as well. Last night, writing in haste I referred to the authors of the 13th amendment as the "founders." Obviously, this was an error — the founders had moved on to better things by then. Not that the angry e-mailers will believe me, but it was merely a typing error. I did actually know that the amendment that ended slavery was written around the time, you know, slavery ended.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 10 July 2008 12:37 (sixteen years ago) link
LOL@"noted black british journalist dast00r" above
― czn, Thursday, 10 July 2008 12:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Obviously, this was an error — the founders had moved on to better things by then.
Long dead = better things
― Pancakes Hackman, Thursday, 10 July 2008 13:11 (sixteen years ago) link
http://a923.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/54/l_63a65bb36c7a63116ef55aa3bc25733a.gif ^^^^nick straker looks an awful lot like jg ... coincidence?
― deej, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 12:00 (sixteen years ago) link
Obama the postmodernist
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 13:07 (sixteen years ago) link
oh fuckin fuck shitballs arschkrumeln that fucking clueless take on "postmodernism" drives me fucking insane
I know that's the point but when these fucking guys construct this massive strawman and call it postmodernism it really pisses me off
I say this as a guy who has no particular love for actual postmodernism
― J0hn D., Tuesday, 5 August 2008 13:36 (sixteen years ago) link
His smugness is the worst sin. "You guys don't GET postmodernism's `hidden agenda.' Lemme explain it for you nice and slow..."
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 13:44 (sixteen years ago) link
it makes me so fucking crazy
"they're interested in how meaning is generated...what they're saying is that nothing has any meaning!" GAAAAAHHHHH YOU FUCK THEY CARE ABOUT MEANING MORE THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE, IT'S LIKE THE ONLY THING THEY EVER THINK ABOUT
― J0hn D., Tuesday, 5 August 2008 13:50 (sixteen years ago) link
which is what makes them so fucking boring, which would be a valid critique, if you were actually interested in forming a valid critique instead of fleecing dumbshits for their twenty bucks
eat shit jonah goldberg you are bloated with fail
― J0hn D., Tuesday, 5 August 2008 13:51 (sixteen years ago) link
reading that was infuriating
― deej, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 14:09 (sixteen years ago) link
what a dense motherfucker
"he only does it to annoy, because he knows it teases"
― J0hn D., Tuesday, 5 August 2008 14:10 (sixteen years ago) link
Just watched this today for the first time. It's really o_O.
http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=147884&title=jonah-goldberg
― Mordy, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 16:03 (sixteen years ago) link
ass chair in applied cargo shorts http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sW65ilskOC8/SnDSeirAm7I/AAAAAAAAY9k/FEqUPL1gHjs/s400/JonahGoldberginCar.jpg
― albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 23:28 (six years ago) link
never gets old
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 23:33 (six years ago) link
You're the clown, Jonah...you have pissed your away all of your credibility as one of the most thoughtful of our generation. Do you think that man deserved to be pushed like that?— Thurman Tiler (@ThurmanTiler) February 25, 2023
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 26 February 2023 15:38 (one year ago) link
ONE OF THE MOST THOUGHTFUL OF OUR GENERATION
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 26 February 2023 15:39 (one year ago) link
I'd forgotten I'd forgotten this choad.
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 26 February 2023 15:42 (one year ago) link
employed by tradcaths, starving hysterical naked
― difficult listening hour, Sunday, 26 February 2023 16:15 (one year ago) link
lol dlh A+
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 26 February 2023 16:26 (one year ago) link