Everything about this story makes me so fucking angry I can barely see straight.
― butvi wouls (Phil D.), Monday, March 19, 2012 12:23 PM (1 year ago)
still OTM
― sleeve, Friday, 14 June 2013 21:36 (thirteen years ago)
Like can we just line this entire family up against a wall now, please?
― hashtag sizzler (Phil D.), Friday, 14 June 2013 21:38 (thirteen years ago)
Everything about this story makes me so fucking angry I can barely see straight.― butvi wouls (Phil D.), Monday, March 19, 2012 12:23 PM (1 year ago)still OTM― sleeve, Friday, June 14, 2013 10:36 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― sleeve, Friday, June 14, 2013 10:36 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
qft
― data halls and oate (stevie), Friday, 14 June 2013 22:23 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.cnn.com/2013/06/20/justice/florida-zimmerman-trial/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
― DJP, Thursday, 20 June 2013 19:51 (thirteen years ago)
Please tell me that says someone shot him on the way into court.
― This amigurumi Jamaican octopus is ready to chill with you (Phil D.), Thursday, 20 June 2013 20:01 (thirteen years ago)
No such luck. It says all six jurors are women and five are white. It doesn't say a whole lot more than that.
― Aimless, Thursday, 20 June 2013 20:05 (thirteen years ago)
He's gonna walk.
― This amigurumi Jamaican octopus is ready to chill with you (Phil D.), Thursday, 20 June 2013 20:11 (thirteen years ago)
It's Florida.
― Aimless, Thursday, 20 June 2013 20:14 (thirteen years ago)
Police not investigating in the first week doomed any chance of a conviction.
― oxygenating our wombspace (abanana), Thursday, 20 June 2013 20:16 (thirteen years ago)
good god the "civil unrest" that will inevitably follow him walking
― now is not the time for motorboating (dandydonweiner), Thursday, 20 June 2013 20:22 (thirteen years ago)
Damn. Good news just oozing out of Florida today!
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 June 2013 20:27 (thirteen years ago)
I've never had faith with him being convicted due to the time they spent prior to arresting him. In regards to civil unrest, Central Florida is likely to have mixed reactions, and then within a month will forget all about it like they did Casey Anthony (other than making 'topical humor' jokes about it).
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 June 2013 20:32 (thirteen years ago)
With that being said, I would totally accept a plea deal in which the entire Zimmermann family were deported to a previously uninhabited island for the remainder of their lives.
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 June 2013 20:33 (thirteen years ago)
deported to a gated community in North Dakota, you mean?
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 June 2013 20:33 (thirteen years ago)
that would be cruel to the cows in North Dakota
― DJP, Thursday, 20 June 2013 20:40 (thirteen years ago)
It's got to be a pretty amazingly horrible household in which the guy who shot an unarmed 17-year old youth comes across as the sympathetic character in the family.
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 June 2013 20:41 (thirteen years ago)
http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2013/06/24/2202081/george-zimmermans-lawyer-opens-trial-with-a-knock-knock-joe/
wtf
― DJP, Monday, 24 June 2013 16:09 (thirteen years ago)
wooooooow
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 24 June 2013 16:11 (thirteen years ago)
"i have your assurance you won't"dude, you didn't get any response from anyone!
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 24 June 2013 16:12 (thirteen years ago)
I mean, is Zimmerman's legal strategy here to go for a mistrial due to gross incompetence from his representation?
― DJP, Monday, 24 June 2013 16:13 (thirteen years ago)
its just a murder trial, lighten up everybody!
― the Spanish Porky's (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 24 June 2013 16:13 (thirteen years ago)
xp i immediately thought of that Law and Order episode with Fisher Stevens where that was the very gimmick
― Nhex, Monday, 24 June 2013 16:35 (thirteen years ago)
a fucking knock knock joke.
who the FUCK is that turd representing Zimmerman.
― now is not the time for motorboating (dandydonweiner), Monday, 24 June 2013 16:38 (thirteen years ago)
It should be noted that Casey Anthony had an attorney who thought a sidebar was a place you could go to get mid-trial cocktails during recess, and she was acquitted. It may not take great (or even good) lawyering to get Zimmermann off, given the initial bungling of this case and the amount of time that passed prior to his arrest.
Despite how important this case is to me, I'm having to force myself not to watch. I live about 20-25 miles from where it happened, and tensions have run high in Central Florida about this for the last year, and I've practically exhausted myself with it. Plus, I have a strong suspicion (and I hope I am wrong) that George will walk, and watching Trayvon's parents, who've already been through the ringer, breaking down would be too much.
I'm hoping for a conviction, but really hoping Trayvon's parents can find peace, given how they've had to watch their son get dragged through the mud for a year and some change.
― Neanderthal, Monday, 24 June 2013 16:48 (thirteen years ago)
okay lol, here is what Fox News has to say about the opening arguments of the trial:
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/06/24/prosecutors-defense-set-to-make-opening-statements-in-george-zimmerman-trial/
― DJP, Monday, 24 June 2013 16:52 (thirteen years ago)
at this point, i think the realistic hope is that when there's an acquittal, at least some things burn
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 24 June 2013 16:56 (thirteen years ago)
Plus, I have a strong suspicion (and I hope I am wrong) that George will walk
― Nhex, Monday, 24 June 2013 16:58 (thirteen years ago)
Seems to me that the law is unfortunately pretty favorable to him, and that the evidence is not as strong as it could be, not to mention the likely jury pool you're dealing with, so he'll probably walk.
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 24 June 2013 16:59 (thirteen years ago)
Because the law says you can pretty much shoot anyone you want to shoot as long as you're the only witness and you make the right statements to the police afterward, then it will be pretty damned hard to convict him.
― Aimless, Monday, 24 June 2013 17:05 (thirteen years ago)
I very much recommend this article: http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/florida-stand-your-ground-law-yields-some-shocking-outcomes-depending-on/1233133.
For instance, take a look at this example:
Compare that case to Deounce Harden's. In 2006, he showed up at Steven Deon Mitchell's Jacksonville carwash business and started arguing over a woman. When the fight escalated, Harden shot and killed Mitchell, who was unarmed.
Now, in many cases like this, the "Stand Your Ground" defense has not worked, but in this case, it did, and he went free. These inconsistencies are what make it maddening. The bill's initial author tried to play dumb and claim that examples like this were not how he intended the law to work, but come the fuck on that nobody saw this coming. When this bill was signed into law, there was an uproar from angry residents who predicted EXACTLY THIS.
essentially, if I hated someone enough, I could go to their job, provoke them into an argument, then keep saying "What are ya gonna do? What are ya gonna do, bitch?" until they say something remotely threatening or attack me, then pull out a gun and shoot him!
― Neanderthal, Monday, 24 June 2013 18:29 (thirteen years ago)
guys Trayvon was ARMED!
"Trayvon Martin armed himself with a concrete sidewalk and used it to smash George Zimmerman's head," West said.
― the Spanish Porky's (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 24 June 2013 19:48 (thirteen years ago)
dear lord
― DJP, Monday, 24 June 2013 19:49 (thirteen years ago)
things lawyers say
― the Spanish Porky's (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 24 June 2013 19:58 (thirteen years ago)
When you outlaw sidewalks, only outlaws will have sidewalks.
― Esperanto, why don't you come to your senses? (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 24 June 2013 19:59 (thirteen years ago)
I should be allowed to carry a concealed sidewalk if I have a permit
― DJP, Monday, 24 June 2013 20:01 (thirteen years ago)
but officer I have a concealed carry permit for this sidewalk
oh ffs
― the Spanish Porky's (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 24 June 2013 20:01 (thirteen years ago)
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3573699/alito-not-true-o.gif
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 June 2013 20:06 (thirteen years ago)
wow
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Monday, 24 June 2013 20:15 (thirteen years ago)
what is he saying?
― data halls and oate (stevie), Monday, 24 June 2013 21:59 (thirteen years ago)
"bitches ain't shit"
― the Spanish Porky's (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 24 June 2013 22:03 (thirteen years ago)
#teamzimmerman are outfighting #teamtrayvon early doors
― Šite New Answers (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 24 June 2013 22:06 (thirteen years ago)
police fucked this up so badly, I don't see how the prosecution has a lot to work with
― the Spanish Porky's (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 24 June 2013 22:07 (thirteen years ago)
that makes it sound like the police did so accidentally
― 乒乓, Monday, 24 June 2013 22:14 (thirteen years ago)
xxpost Yeah, the law doesn't help either, with its vagueries. People can't even agree on whether going on the offensive invalidates the claim of standing your ground (which is p amazing to me, considering it goes against the entire concept), but the law only removes the duty to retreat in such a situation.
― Neanderthal, Monday, 24 June 2013 22:17 (thirteen years ago)
nothing was more disgusting than the defense's smear campaign either. I know character assassination is obviously what the defense does in court cases, but if a high-school aged guy who gets into some trouble and smokes a little weed every now and then is deserving of homicide, I know of a lot of ex-classmates who fit that description.
― Neanderthal, Monday, 24 June 2013 22:19 (thirteen years ago)
wait have I missed something, I thought Zimmerman was not invoking the "stand-your-ground" law as a defense
― the Spanish Porky's (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 24 June 2013 22:24 (thirteen years ago)
Hmm, you appear to be right. I knew he didn't attempt to have a "stand your ground" hearing, didn't realize he was outright abandoning that as a defense. This is why I'm not a lawyer. can someone who is more inclined in those areas explain how that works? I assume he can't use that as the crux of his defense, just has to use "self-defense" only?
Self-defense, gtfo tubby. fuck this guy forever.
― Neanderthal, Monday, 24 June 2013 22:31 (thirteen years ago)
but the other guy had a whole sidewalk! all Zimmerman had was an itty bitty gun.
― the Spanish Porky's (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 24 June 2013 22:33 (thirteen years ago)
in FL, these attorneys could have just showed up and said "but your honor, my client is white" and have already done 50% of the work they needed to in order to convince the jury.
― Neanderthal, Monday, 24 June 2013 22:35 (thirteen years ago)
I'm gonna go way out on a limb challops here: I think that Zimmerman probably should walk, just from a legal standponit. I think that Zimmerman is a racist and a douchebag and i think there's a decent chance that he's guilty, but a decent chance isn't enough to convict someone. The crux of the case is whether Zimmerman was the aggressor or not. It's pretty clear Zimmerman was following Martin and probably without any good reason, and I can see why Martin would feel threatened in that situation, but there's basically no evidence that Zimmerman actually started the fight. If Zimmerman really started a physical fight with Martin then I don't think he can claim self-defense, but we don't have much to go on as to how the fight actually started. Maybe Zimmerman grabbed Martin or tried to tackle him, maybe Martin flipped out that this guy kept following him and turned around and started swinging. Either seem equally possible to me, it's just that where you're left guessing about something like that, conviction doesn't seem appropriate. Concepts like "innocent until proven guilty" and "beyond a reasonable doubt" aren't suspended just because the defendant is a racist douchebag with a cop fantasy.
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 24 June 2013 22:44 (thirteen years ago)