In every old British movie ever

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go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Thursday, 13 June 2013 08:59 (ten years ago) link

Gang of boys in shorts playing with a stick - or something equally joyless - on the street, then stopping to pause suspiciously as a smartly dressed stranger approaches them.
"I say boys, could you tell me where I might find Mrs Brown's Boarding House."
(Silence)
"There's a farthing for the likely lad who can tell me!"

If you tolerate Bis, then Kenickie will be next (ithappens), Thursday, 13 June 2013 18:33 (ten years ago) link

Guineas and A4 sized banknotes

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Saturday, 15 June 2013 07:56 (ten years ago) link

Supercilious civil servants/ foreign office types - played by e.g. Richard Wattis or Colin Gordon.

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Saturday, 15 June 2013 08:23 (ten years ago) link

A lot of harrumphing... by Cecil Parker et al

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Saturday, 15 June 2013 11:09 (ten years ago) link

urchins

Oh maintenance (doo dah), Saturday, 15 June 2013 13:23 (ten years ago) link

A still image later found on a Smiths release.

Mr. Mojo Readin' (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 15 June 2013 16:20 (ten years ago) link

^ nice one

this applies to almost all films made after 1953, whether from the UK or elsewhere, and also to the opening credits, and the rest of the film

(actually I think Academy ratio was far more prevalent in the UK than the US for a decade or so afterwards?)

saw the BFI print of Never Let Go (1960) at SFF yesterday - they pulled the curtains across to close off the frame, but imdb says 1.66:1 -- however the closing titles have a big thick margin on either side. /toomuchtimeonilx

pink, fleshy, and gleeful (sic), Sunday, 16 June 2013 00:29 (ten years ago) link

four years pass...

"Why how perfectly beastly of them, darling."

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 13:08 (six years ago) link

four months pass...

"Perishing cold, it is".

Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Sunday, 22 July 2018 12:53 (five years ago) link

two years pass...

Future cast members of the Carry On franchise turning up in peripheral roles

remind me not to read the comments on that one (Matt #2), Monday, 17 May 2021 17:58 (three years ago) link

Empty London streets save for a lorry with Smith & Sons Lincoln 347 written on side.

Dan Worsley, Monday, 17 May 2021 18:20 (three years ago) link

Backfiring Morris Minors or Ford Anglia/Cortinas.

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 17 May 2021 21:33 (three years ago) link

Awkwardly shoehorned-in appearances by Trad Jazz combos and/or beat groups.

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 17 May 2021 21:38 (three years ago) link

Mona Washbourne

blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 17 May 2021 21:42 (three years ago) link

"It's queer I tell you, downright queer, the goings on up at the old manor."

There were a lot of 'queers' in the Ralph Richardson film that was on today.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Monday, 17 May 2021 21:48 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

Music Composed by WILLIAM ALWYN
Played by THE ROYAL PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA
Conducted by MUIR MATHIESON

Shifty Henry’s Swing Club (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 13 November 2023 17:30 (six months ago) link

three months pass...

"'En it marvellous?"

The British Boy of Film Classification (Tom D.), Friday, 1 March 2024 23:21 (two months ago) link

Bucolic countryside with a vicar cycling down a country lane.

Dan Worsley, Saturday, 2 March 2024 00:13 (two months ago) link

Terry-Thomas

henry s, Saturday, 2 March 2024 01:11 (two months ago) link

Xp
Also "bleedin' marvellous innit"

glumdalclitch, Saturday, 2 March 2024 02:28 (two months ago) link

"Hard cheese old man"

Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Saturday, 2 March 2024 09:11 (two months ago) link

“Coming soon on Talking Pictures TV…”

Dan Worsley, Saturday, 2 March 2024 10:36 (two months ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Maddern#Partial_filmography

I was reading this list of roles played by Victor Maddern and more or less every one is distinctly 'old British movie', eitherf just job titles like 'British N.C.O.', 'First Tram Conductor', 'Shop Steward', or people named stuff like 'Joe Biggs'. My choice for the two most evocative of old British movies - 'Grouchy Soldier Clearing Rocks' and 'Sailor fishing for bike'

soref, Saturday, 2 March 2024 12:22 (two months ago) link

Always looked about 55, even in his 20s.

The British Boy of Film Classification (Tom D.), Saturday, 2 March 2024 12:27 (two months ago) link

but simultaneously always looked somehow boyish even when he was in his 50s

https://downstairslounge.files.wordpress.com/2021/09/maddern.jpg

soref, Saturday, 2 March 2024 12:35 (two months ago) link

always handy to be good friends with a pianist

Morris O’Shea Salazar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 March 2024 12:37 (two months ago) link

Xp D&B bloke DJ Voltage would look like that without the beard imo

Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Saturday, 2 March 2024 12:42 (two months ago) link

Groups of grubby kids playing on crater scarred wasteland and bombed out buildings.

Dan Worsley, Saturday, 2 March 2024 13:39 (two months ago) link

xps improved childhood treatment of adenoids?

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 2 March 2024 13:42 (two months ago) link

Drawing rooms

airport convention (Matt #2), Saturday, 2 March 2024 14:17 (two months ago) link

Cigarettes in a cigarette case

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Saturday, 2 March 2024 14:25 (two months ago) link

This sound perfectly heard from inside a house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtkXC6R20vY

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 2 March 2024 14:30 (two months ago) link

Groups of grubby kids playing on crater scarred wasteland and bombed out buildings.

Including my mother, who was an extra in The Blue Lamp. She was supposed to have the only line ("ere, look what Queenie's found!"), but because she turned out to be a) too quiet and b) too posh, they gave it to one of her classmates instead.

mike t-diva, Saturday, 2 March 2024 14:37 (two months ago) link

I watched The Uncle on Talking Pictures TV the other day and it reminded me of something I associate with old British movies which is a particular way that adults talk to children, this mixture of kindly, amused and ironic. I feel like you don't see adults talk to kids this way often in modern movies or tv (or possibly real life? idk, I don't encounter children very often these days) - there seem to be fewer conversations between adults and children in movies generally (maybe there are fewer child actors these days, or at least more restrictions involved in using them?), but when they do appear the adults are more likely to be either trying to address the kid 'on their level', or in a polite but disinterested way, either way it lacks this slightly elliptical, mocking quality. I feel like I remember from my own childhood that adults would talk to you in this way that you see in old movies, this sense that they were all in on some private joke that seemed obscure to you?

soref, Saturday, 2 March 2024 17:56 (two months ago) link

Now picturing various scenes in Great Expectations.

The Ginger Bakersfield Sound (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 2 March 2024 18:05 (two months ago) link

(xp) Good one

The British Boy of Film Classification (Tom D.), Saturday, 2 March 2024 18:59 (two months ago) link

“run along now”

TWELVE Michelob stars?!? (seandalai), Sunday, 3 March 2024 01:37 (two months ago) link

🖼

I feel like you don't get guys with faces like this anymore


John C. Reilly maybe

from a prominent family of bassoon players (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 3 March 2024 01:44 (two months ago) link

two months pass...

a chance encounter with a stranger in the compartment of a corridor coach train

felicity, Thursday, 9 May 2024 22:26 (two weeks ago) link

housekeeper shaking her head and tut-tutting: "If I may be so bold, sire.. nothing good can come of this, mind you... nothing good at all"

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 9 May 2024 22:56 (two weeks ago) link

In a similar style: Angry, slightly crazy landlady reprimanding the lead character for coming in after midnight

your mom goes to limgrave (dog latin), Thursday, 9 May 2024 23:58 (two weeks ago) link


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