Real England

Spain gets a ridiculous number, as do most of the Catholic countries, i think. Russia always seems to have lots too (today, for example).

9 plus the odd day or two at xmas iirc, also lol amounts of annual leave

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Idk if a gang war started by a petty criminal's mum throwing a bottle of blue WKD at another petty criminal's head is Real England or whether it goes all the way through Real England and comes out the other side.

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photo reminds me - p much all of the Gene Vincent UK Tour documentary, tho this bit (up to 32.00) was the specific bit that just occurred to me:

http://youtu.be/IuYfqJMIiyk?t=31m9s

That photo is p much the sperm donor team that resulted in project milner

love the foppish guy on the left and the preponderance of bottled beer and half pint glasses

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shouldb heiriess 2 25million says...

northwood ruislip ect has become a dangerous rough place to "live" only last sunday my 5 year old daughter was served up a large piece of glass from santa at the orchard beefeater ruislip the manager tanya thought nothing of it,a serious threat by staff To a 5 year old of the beefeater. WHAT NEXT!!!

"live"

(xxp)

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o/t but it looks like it would be fun to hang w those guys

fight is good but Argos catalogue guy is definitely the realest thing here.

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Jeans, shoe, Metro 'Police errors le Rachel kill', rainy bus window = Realest picture so far in thread.

lol i have one of those

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what lovely feet you have NV

shaving them is quite difficult

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here's some photos I took years ago during my first summer holiday home from london...pretty 'real' I think
http://autumningothenburg.blogspot.co.uk/2009/08/home-sweet-home.html

You Real England smalltowns which actually have railway stations, you don't know how good you have it. Or maybe the areas which got thoroughly Beechinged are insufficiently Real for this thread.

(Enjoyed the photos btw.)

it would be nice to think pointy men's shoes were a dispiriting vulgarity contained only to england

The street with 18 betting shops

THE MUSIC ROOM CREW

Then: You ever sit down and wonder who actually likes Muse? Or Biffy Clyro? Or John Frusciante? Well, consider that every school in the country has at least three guys who wear Fender T-shirts and spend their lunch breaks arguing about the correct way to play the "Under The Bridge" intro. And that there's, well – I dunno – a lot of schools in the UK, and you begin to understand these bands' popularity. At first, I wasn't sure they were still a "thing", but then I looked at the line-up for Reading this year and instantly realised that these young men were still ploughing their own furrow. Still got love for Flea, still not loving electronic beats.

Now: Unsurprisingly, in this troublesome economic climate, it seems most of them are still refusing to give up the snuggly world of education; still enrolled in various obscure universities (Buckinghamshire New, Anglia Ruskin, Glyndŵr) doing studies in obscure technical bullshit (RPG Design, Turf Technology, Josh Homme studies). They all grew wavy ponytails, started Reddit accounts and became the "rock" guys you see in every Wetherspoons; studded wristbands, 3/4 length pleather jackets, talking about UKIP and dragons.

They resent fashion in all its forms; every T-shirt has to refer to something else, be it a band or a Red Dwarf character. The strange thing about this particular subculture is that it doesn't seem to be something that people grow out of. We've all had our stages with different scenes, but mostly they're just fleeting obsessions with a rebel ideal. For guys like this, it seems to be more of a long-term lifestyle choice – a monastic vow of uncool.

that is c&ped from a mostly not very good article on vice.com but anyway

one night recently after missing the last train back from a suburban London town of debatable realness I ended up at the only place where drinking could be prolonged, a night at the local rock club. It was remarkable, exactly the same as it would have been in 2001 except everybody's a bit fatter and a bit balder and a lot more empty inside.

rock club people always seem reasonably affable to me except odd one with genuine booze/drugs/mental health issues

Saturday
Reading
24th August

EMINEM
Chase and Status
Foals
White Lies
Brand New
Twin Atlantic
The Blackout
Lower Than Atlantis
Mallory Knox

i only know three of those and one of them is from an ilx thread clowning a bbc sound of 201x thread

and one of the others is eminem

i think i know the same 3 as you and i only know what 1 and a half of them sound like

Mallory Knox sounds like a short lived US detective show from the 90s

rock club people always seem reasonably affable to me except odd one with genuine booze/drugs/mental health issues

the rock dudes in my old market town (7,000 people) were good guys who would seek out and stand up for the other youngish oddballs and misfits in town - as a mere badly dressed indie geek I felt honoured to tag along with this ragtag bunch of metallers + eastern Europeans + about half of the very few non-white people in town

then you go to the rock pub in the nearest 100k town (except you don't in the one I'm thinking of / living in now, because it's closed down) and the bar staff all completely blank anyone not in the exact same regulation leathers, band shirt and haircut as everyone else there. and everyone there would be white, since I brought up race in the first paragraph.

speaking of white I think I first heard of White Lies in the same month as another White Something band and now I can't remember if I used to like them or if I'm thinking of someone else

Yes. ^

http://www.nickelinthemachine.com/2009/07/petticoat-lane-market-and-ras-prince-monolulu/

After hearing the religious revivalist Gypsy Daniels attracting crowds with his shout of ‘I've got heaven’, Monolulu adopted his own slogan ‘I've gotta horse’, sometimes alternating with ‘Black man for luck’.

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[Jeffrey] Bernard had brought with him a box of Black Magic chocolates and offered the famous tipster a ‘strawberry cream’. Unfortunately, Monolulu started to fatally choke on the chocolate. Bernard backed out of the ward bidding farewell.

xp if I express my disappointment at that not being a website dedicated to Oxford drum'n'bass I won't be veering off topic right

There were some great photos on that link earlier, particularly the one where it looks like Hendrix has stepped out of the tardis at the 1923 Epsom Derby. They're gone now, must have been some copyright issue.

ignore I clicked on the wrong link.

I once saw a guy do the whole of "Star Trekkin'" by the Firm pitch-perfectly in a karaoke bar in Ilfracombe, Devonshire.

― Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Thursday, 27 June 2013 13:02 (1 hour ago)

Accidental Partridge is thataway

How Rupert Grint became a £13million property wizard: Harry Potter star, 24, magics up a huge portfolio of houses
    Harry Potter star sets up new company Eevil Plan Properties
    Rupert Grint, 24, has a £12.9million property portfolio in Herfordshire
    Includes his own £5.4million mansion and his parents' boutique hotel

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is this real or

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/robbie-williams-concert-fight-sickening-2021035

it's amazing anybody can have anger in their bones after an evening of support act Olly Murs and great pop songs from the 90s and 00s done badly

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haha yes