In every old British movie ever

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strangely unfinished ending

Ste, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 14:05 (eleven years ago) link

Inept, flustered and finger-wagging figures of authority.

― Matt DC, Wednesday, June 12, 2013 1:57 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...said the ilx mod

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 14:05 (eleven years ago) link

Police cars with a friggin' bell instead of a siren

^ On point

ding ding ding, you mean

nagl dude dude dude (ledge), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 14:07 (eleven years ago) link

Fire engine with one of those ladders with the big wheels on the back.

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 14:07 (eleven years ago) link

community 'spirit'

Ste, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 14:07 (eleven years ago) link

Impossible to have sex without resulting in pregnancy.

The word 'off' rhyming with 'wharf'

'Hallo, Madia Vale 231 please'

MaresNest, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

Paterfamilias (damping down tobacco in pipe): "Now look here, young John, you're 21 now, it's time for you to settle down and start thinking about your career. I mean are you serious about this Rosemary gel?"
John (also damping down tobacco in pipe): "I'm most frightfully fond of her, Papa."
Paterfamilias: "Well there's only one thing to be done, I'll put the wedding announcement in Times tomorrow."

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 14:09 (eleven years ago) link

'get me the ministry!'

MaresNest, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 14:10 (eleven years ago) link

Tea

Lectures of Pelé (Michael White), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 14:10 (eleven years ago) link

Aside from Gracie Fields, absolutely no working class actresses under the age of 40

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 14:13 (eleven years ago) link

"I ain't never seen the likes!"

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 14:59 (eleven years ago) link

Aristocrat prefacing a vague threat with, "I want to make myself quite clear..."

clouds, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 15:07 (eleven years ago) link

old men in rustic wool sweaters

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 15:09 (eleven years ago) link

Oliver Reed

clouds, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 15:10 (eleven years ago) link

The concept of an afterlife that is entirely administrated and populated with white folks.

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 15:11 (eleven years ago) link

Sorry. By white folks.

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 15:12 (eleven years ago) link

The concept of an afterlife that is entirely administrated and populated by white folks.

Probably a bit more otm!

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

I love the way in A Matter of Life and Death that there are British and Americans that seem to be spending eternity bogged down with bitchiness and mutual xenophobia.

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

68 year old police constables

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 15:31 (eleven years ago) link

Wilfrid Hyde-White

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

Peasants with poor teeth

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

Bicycle related humour.

MaresNest, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

this is my new favorite thread

Bathory Tub Blues (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 16:02 (eleven years ago) link

"It's queer I tell you, downright queer, the goings on up at the old manor."

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

ending credits screen somehow too large to fit into the tv screen

this applies to almost all films made after 1953, whether from the UK or elsewhere, and also to the opening credits, and the rest of the film

(actually I think Academy ratio was far more prevalent in the UK than the US for a decade or so afterwards?)

pink, fleshy, and gleeful (sic), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

Just get a bigger TV.

Evan, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

Francis L Sullivan's jowls

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 17:49 (eleven years ago) link

villagers only nominally christian

folsom country prism (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

a certain low, country cunning

folsom country prism (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 18:08 (eleven years ago) link

straight men calling each other "dear"

clouds, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

closeup of rita tushingham staring into space with her huge eyes

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

Women named Rosemary, Beryl, Shirley, Lesley, Vivian

Men named Beverly, Wilberforce, Ian, Leslie, Vivian

Mr. Mojo Readin' (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

"'ere, let's all go down to the local 'n sort this out!"

Mr. Mojo Readin' (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

xp I love that in A Hard Day's Night, the TV executive's assistant is a man named "Adrian."

hashtag sizzler (Phil D.), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

I know a guy named Adrian.

Evan, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

..............?

pink, fleshy, and gleeful (sic), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

Wrought-iron fences

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

Fox hunting, both for sport and keeping 'em out me 'en'ouses.

Mr. Mojo Readin' (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 21:44 (eleven years ago) link

Central and West London only

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

Establishing shot of a dock along the Thames w/horse-drawn wagon noise in the background and a foghorn.

hashtag sizzler (Phil D.), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

fog

Mr. Mojo Readin' (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 21:59 (eleven years ago) link

In panoramic scenes, lots of factories, mills and old school power stations that are currently 'urban living spaces' in the background.

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:09 (eleven years ago) link

Jack 'awkins lighting his pipe and saying "mmmm, yes...."

Home Despot (WilliamC), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

I can't believe no one has put "steady on old chap" or "how dare you" or "good show" or "spiffing" etc...

not_goodwin, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

double-decker buses

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

a chance encounter with a stranger in the compartment of a corridor coach train

felicity, Thursday, 9 May 2024 22:26 (six months ago) link

housekeeper shaking her head and tut-tutting: "If I may be so bold, sire.. nothing good can come of this, mind you... nothing good at all"

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 9 May 2024 22:56 (six months ago) link

In a similar style: Angry, slightly crazy landlady reprimanding the lead character for coming in after midnight

your mom goes to limgrave (dog latin), Thursday, 9 May 2024 23:58 (six months ago) link


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