another maniacal Armond White review, this time "Fahrenheit 9/11"

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that might be his dumbest "opinion" yet

data halls and oate (stevie), Monday, 10 June 2013 22:22 (thirteen years ago)

Would love to see his britpop "better than" list

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 10 June 2013 22:41 (thirteen years ago)

That whole practice of acting like your personal canon is everybody's...Armond's still got it

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MV, Monday, 10 June 2013 22:52 (thirteen years ago)

Liking Echobelly his dumbest opinion yet???

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Monday, 10 June 2013 23:28 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/v/tU1I9I0xM2s

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 10 June 2013 23:49 (thirteen years ago)

five months pass...

Tweeted by Armond, natch:

http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20131204-how-to-buy-a-win-at-the-oscars

That night (Steve McQueen) also had by all accounts a difficult encounter with veteran New York film critic Armond White who can be a bit of a contrarian. According to White the director was rude and, in his view, was trying to pick an argument with him because of his negative review of 12 Years a Slave.

“A more experienced filmmaker understands what the event was about – and it is not about arguing with a journalist,” White told me later.

But listening to White you get the impression that he is incorruptible and takes a very focused and principled approach to voting. Any personal interactions with filmmakers or stars which result from wining and dining aren’t a factor in his decision making. “I’m always voting as a critic,” he says. “It’s up to individual critics to maintain integrity.”

Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Thursday, 5 December 2013 17:50 (twelve years ago)

crosslisted with Chris Ott thread

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 5 December 2013 17:59 (twelve years ago)

That's one cluster I'm steering waaaaay clear of.

Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Thursday, 5 December 2013 18:09 (twelve years ago)

not sure I knew he hates Billy Wilder

But Payne’s strange process of mockery-—presenting personality quirks as character flaws (there’s a difference)-—is reprehensibly cynical. It recalls Billy Wilder’s method of turning everyone except his heroes into rubes, rogues or suckers. As Wilder proved, this can lead to a successful career by confusing audience’s own nervousness and insecurity and letting them turn on their peers.

http://cityarts.info/2013/12/11/bleak-cheek/

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 December 2013 20:34 (twelve years ago)

whos chris ott

Hungry4Ass, Thursday, 12 December 2013 20:55 (twelve years ago)

apparently some shithead music "writer"

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 December 2013 21:00 (twelve years ago)

"fake and hateful"

*applause*

Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Thursday, 12 December 2013 21:29 (twelve years ago)

where's the "better than" list?

Number None, Friday, 13 December 2013 03:27 (twelve years ago)

The one time a year I'll read him anymore, as it provides consistent LOLs alongside the very occasional legitimately provocative juxtaposition.

a fifth of misty beethoven (cryptosicko), Friday, 13 December 2013 04:23 (twelve years ago)

next issue i'm sure

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 December 2013 12:22 (twelve years ago)

Nebraska no more hateful than Fargo btw

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 December 2013 12:23 (twelve years ago)

You're mellowing in your dotage.

Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Friday, 13 December 2013 13:33 (twelve years ago)

bcz I'm increasingly forgiving of showing most Americans as greedy nitwits?

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 December 2013 14:44 (twelve years ago)

Payne should adapt James Michener novels.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 December 2013 14:46 (twelve years ago)

South Pacific w/ Luther Billis as the hero

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 December 2013 14:49 (twelve years ago)

So Twitter's aflame today for Armond calling Llewyn Davis a Jew pretending to be Welsh.

Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Friday, 13 December 2013 14:56 (twelve years ago)

he's half Italian, right? That's why they cast a Marisa Tomei lookalike as his sister.

AW is famous for getting details wrong.

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 December 2013 14:59 (twelve years ago)

He's famous for getting EVERYTHING wrong.

Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Friday, 13 December 2013 15:43 (twelve years ago)

excited that screening of Nebraska tomorrow is at 9:45 a.m.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 December 2013 15:43 (twelve years ago)

have an eye-opener

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 December 2013 15:48 (twelve years ago)

In the midst of his raving rave for American Hustle, he makes it too easy:

When Irving describes Sydney’s awesomeness, he says “Like me she had to reinvent herself” but “reinvent” is a 90s word, Stephen Holden coined it in a New York Times article describing and institutionalizing a Madonna tour.

http://cityarts.info/2013/12/18/david-o-russells-stock-company/

from Merriam-Webster:

First Known Use of REINVENT

1686

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 December 2013 20:49 (twelve years ago)

Do his editors not even bother because "aw, fuck it, its Armond?"

a fifth of misty beethoven (cryptosicko), Thursday, 19 December 2013 20:51 (twelve years ago)

he IS the editor!

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 December 2013 20:52 (twelve years ago)

Explains a lot.

a fifth of misty beethoven (cryptosicko), Thursday, 19 December 2013 20:53 (twelve years ago)

So he looks it up himself and says, "Fuck it! I'm Armond!"

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 19 December 2013 21:00 (twelve years ago)

The title of his upcoming autobiography right there.

a fifth of misty beethoven (cryptosicko), Thursday, 19 December 2013 21:08 (twelve years ago)

Great bump but I'm disappointed it's not his better than list

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Friday, 20 December 2013 02:37 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://variety.com/2014/film/news/12-years-a-slave-director-steve-mcqueen-heckled-at-new-york-critics-circle-awards-1201032911/

The 79th annual New York Film Critics Circle Awards turned awkward on Monday night when CityArts editor Armond White started to heckle director Steve McQueen.

McQueen had just accepted his prize for “12 Years a Slave,” presented by Harry Belafonte, when the interruption broke out.

As soon as McQueen took the stage, White started shouting from his table at the back of the room. “You’re an embarrassing doorman and garbage man,” White boomed. “F—you. Kiss my ass.”

caek, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 07:02 (twelve years ago)

lol what does that insult even mean

Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 07:44 (twelve years ago)

White is a vile embarrassment.

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 07:45 (twelve years ago)

wrong

adam, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 14:59 (twelve years ago)

elaborate

Emilia Fabbo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:02 (twelve years ago)

hes cool as hell

Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:48 (twelve years ago)

awards dinners at their best are vile embarrassments

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:54 (twelve years ago)

lol

An embarrassing doorman and garbageman (dog latin), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:58 (twelve years ago)

Especially when they serve paella.

Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:58 (twelve years ago)

kinda love heckling 'you're an embarrassing doorman!'

balls, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:58 (twelve years ago)

Especially when your table is practically next to the doorman.

Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 16:06 (twelve years ago)

MAYBE HE WAS YELLING AT THE DOORMAN!

Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 16:07 (twelve years ago)

You waste, you little doorman!

An embarrassing doorman and garbage man (dog latin), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 16:07 (twelve years ago)

It's cool to yell at people in public and say whatever is on your mind, even if what is on your mind is insulting.

you are kind, I am (waterface), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 16:10 (twelve years ago)

doesn't he do this every year?

Number None, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 16:11 (twelve years ago)

I kind of hope every year White calls someone an embarrassing doorman

SHAUN (DJP), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 16:12 (twelve years ago)

iirc he was the roastmaster of the NYFCC when he was chairman, and now he's like the apollo sandman

Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 16:14 (twelve years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-07MtbQjYWaI/UUksVK7ID-I/AAAAAAAAH1M/l-AQUQFgP-I/s1600/rhoda+carltondoorman.png

"Hello, this is Carlton, your embarrassing doorman . . ."

Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 16:19 (twelve years ago)


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