why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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stomach boils
looool

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 14:07 (thirteen years ago)

bones snap in half

Neil S, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 14:11 (thirteen years ago)

does it give u an erection tho like when bros get hanged

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 15:16 (thirteen years ago)


thanks iatee

― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, June 5, 2013 8:54 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

good looking out

― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, June 5, 2013 8:54 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ya I guess you posted it in the wrong thread

iatee, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 15:17 (thirteen years ago)

sorry officer, won't happen again

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 16:15 (thirteen years ago)

jfc

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 16:16 (thirteen years ago)

guys lets all spark one and chill

steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 16:19 (thirteen years ago)

*brain dies*

waterface, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

"Heart Gets Attacked (By Snoop Lion)"

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 16:26 (thirteen years ago)

my skeleton just broke

Moodles, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 16:43 (thirteen years ago)

"plagues the room"

nickn, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 17:43 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/bHL9F9D.gif

☉.☉☂ (unregistered), Saturday, 8 June 2013 13:46 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/uisbvZB.gif

☉.☉☂ (unregistered), Saturday, 8 June 2013 13:47 (thirteen years ago)

Thought that said "Paris Hitler" for a second.

Dolliecrave.com is my new hero btw.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 8 June 2013 14:00 (thirteen years ago)

"life"

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 8 June 2013 16:10 (thirteen years ago)

that 'bark grows on trees' thing went around my primary school in the '80s, almost word for word

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 8 June 2013 21:38 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seqWiHLCmcY

balls, Saturday, 8 June 2013 21:42 (thirteen years ago)

xp
the variation i heard when i was a kid was in reply to someone calling you a jerk
"well, a jerk is a tug and a tug is a boat and a boat's on water and water is nature..." etc

one if by lamp, two if by deeznuts (m bison), Saturday, 8 June 2013 22:40 (thirteen years ago)

friends;;

cardamon, Saturday, 8 June 2013 22:59 (thirteen years ago)

Not a macro, but lately whenever someone posts a picture of someone walking in a park, someone else rushes in to quote fucking Walden in the comments.

emilys., Sunday, 9 June 2013 22:19 (thirteen years ago)

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/960045_542217955814115_1784780964_n.jpg

the only person tagged was david letterman

congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 9 June 2013 23:00 (thirteen years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/485616_10151698590796410_1805761152_n.jpg
"Naw you're not. You're a fat greasy bawbag..."

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Sunday, 9 June 2013 23:00 (thirteen years ago)

is the reaper next to jon stewart obama?

Mordy , Sunday, 9 June 2013 23:07 (thirteen years ago)

This woman was the salutatorian of my high school and wicked sharp, funny, and fun and also goth/punk, but I just looked at her FB page and it's nothing but these images + pics of her new husband.

That last has some bearing on this one, I think

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/394514_10200976694482144_532217996_n.jpg

Je55e, Sunday, 9 June 2013 23:59 (thirteen years ago)

Thought that said "Paris Hitler" for a second.

Good band name!

Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 10 June 2013 09:19 (thirteen years ago)

The live album could be called "Hitler in Paris"

or not.

Mark G, Monday, 10 June 2013 09:22 (thirteen years ago)

oh there is a Paris Hitler on myspace:

Genre: Comedy / Electro / Glam
Location BERLIN, FR
Profile Views: 74559
Last Login: 28/10/2010
Member Since 28/11/2006

Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 10 June 2013 09:22 (thirteen years ago)

All of my best examples on this thread are also from a too-young grandmother.

Three Word Username, Monday, 10 June 2013 09:25 (thirteen years ago)

Nice when this happens organically:

http://i43.tinypic.com/24ee5nl.jpg

... (Eazy), Monday, 10 June 2013 14:14 (thirteen years ago)

ok this one is actually really funny

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/999737_617989038213712_1135643553_n.png

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 02:59 (thirteen years ago)

It's the NSA, not the CIA, tbf.

Aimless, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 03:00 (thirteen years ago)

PRISM a whole new dawn for passive-aggressive GIFs:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/988654_469325179821495_2144595896_n.png

Neil S, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 12:43 (thirteen years ago)

3% of facebookers will repost that? That's a lot of people!

Mark G, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 12:48 (thirteen years ago)

To be fair, presumably Snowden had access to enough private Facebook meme data to make at least a ballpark estimate.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 12:53 (thirteen years ago)

when lolcats take a community service break

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 13:48 (thirteen years ago)

icanhassomethingserioustosay dot com

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 13:48 (thirteen years ago)

"I can has extradition?"

Mark G, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 13:49 (thirteen years ago)

xpost TIMING!

Mark G, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 13:49 (thirteen years ago)

It's the NSA, not the CIA, tbf.

― Aimless, Monday, June 10, 2013 11:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

true. otoh, everyone is sharing with everyone we can assume.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 18:42 (thirteen years ago)

it's just like Facebook in fact!

Neil S, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 18:43 (thirteen years ago)

CIA still killin it in brand recognition

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/jP44Yqf.jpg

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 02:46 (thirteen years ago)

damn you, Will Smith

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 02:52 (thirteen years ago)

why didn't they just make the font smaller and put it all at the bottom of the photo ffs

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 02:53 (thirteen years ago)

yeah that was really hard to follow for some reason

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 02:58 (thirteen years ago)

BOYS LAUGH AT WHAT THEY
PUT GIRLS THROUGH BUT THEY
WON'T BE LAUGHING WHEN

[picture of Arya Stark]

ONE OF THOSE GIRL PLUNGES A
DAGGER INTO THEIR NECKS AGAIN
AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 03:00 (thirteen years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltowd9gs6G1qzo3vco1_500.png

Treeship, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 03:01 (thirteen years ago)

i actually like that one DJP quoted as a commentary on the will smith macro

Treeship, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 03:02 (thirteen years ago)

which it is. i thought it was a standalone thing at first -- why my reaction was 'jesus'

Treeship, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 03:02 (thirteen years ago)


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