Can someone explain what this one is satirising? idgi
http://www.theonion.com/articles/asian-guy-has-separate-group-of-just-asian-friends,32681/
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 09:14 (thirteen years ago)
tbf you only need to read the headline anyway
This has been increasingly not the case recently, which is what's led to me paying up.
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 09:25 (thirteen years ago)
You can bypass the Onion paywall by using incognito mode (in Chrome, or its equivalent in other browsers).
― Eyeball Kicks, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 11:24 (thirteen years ago)
xp I suppose 1 page view a week puts me over what the onion thinks they should be giving away for free. It just seems weird to pay for obvious, mediocre satire when I've got ILX for that.
― Random .mdb Memories (NotEnough), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 11:34 (thirteen years ago)
Ah ha, cheers Eyeball.
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Wednesday, June 5, 2013 5:14 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Its satirizing clueless ppl who see everything in racially tinged terms and also white ppl thinking that if they aren't invited to everything ever thats racism.
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 14:13 (thirteen years ago)
My Korean girlfriend kinda does this, though. Different circles of relationships are a thing. It's just not really that funny :/
― Millsner, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 15:38 (thirteen years ago)
Couldn't tell you how often I notice myself hanging out with only white people.
― pplains, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 15:39 (thirteen years ago)
― Millsner, Wednesday, June 5, 2013 11:38 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
right, its people being bothered by them thats funny
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 18:07 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-on-cusp-of-having-fun-remembers-every-single-o,32632/
― Evan, Friday, May 31, 2013 10:15 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
That made me want to cry for the rest of my life
― kinder, Friday, May 31, 2013 11:59 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ugh yeah pretty much
― some dude, Friday, May 31, 2013 12:04 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
had a real life version of this yesterday hanging out at a deck party when my dad called to talk about my money problems
― treeship journey to stars hollow (some dude), Monday, 10 June 2013 00:22 (thirteen years ago)
Really want to share this one on FB just to see the shitstorm it would start with my family.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nelson-mandela-admits-thoughts-prayers-of-millions,32853/
― This amigurumi Jamaican octopus is ready to chill with you (Phil D.), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 17:05 (thirteen years ago)
‘Whitey Bulger Ordered The Murder Of 19 People,’ Reports Anonymous Rat Bastard
― goole, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 18:00 (thirteen years ago)
every headline on the site is killing me
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 20 June 2013 03:51 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/fully-leveledup-video-game-character-marvels-at-ho,32883/
― Neil S, Thursday, 20 June 2013 10:28 (thirteen years ago)
Rupert Murdoch, Donald Trump, Idi Amin, Joseph Stalin Celebrate Heat Victory
― mookieproof, Friday, 21 June 2013 04:03 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/video/usa-renews-burn-notice-royal-pains-burn-collar-cov,32954/
I love hating these kind of shows.
― Evan, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 20:22 (thirteen years ago)
omg these slideshows lately...
http://www.theonion.com/articles/13-adorable-photos-of-baby-farm-animals-but-with-e,32988/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:2:Default#1
― Darin, Thursday, 27 June 2013 21:26 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/dying-kid-in-houston-holding-on-until-astros-devel,33022/
― Mr. Mojo Readin' (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 20:11 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/video/new-wearable-computer-also-sucks-your-dick,33017/
― molly ratchet (crüt), Saturday, 6 July 2013 16:46 (twelve years ago)
Would beta-test.
― nickn, Saturday, 6 July 2013 17:33 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/kids-tired-of-hearing-boring-stories-about-how-fat,33025/
― even the beatles had a coinstar machine in their living room (Crabbits), Saturday, 6 July 2013 17:41 (twelve years ago)
haha noooo
― goole, Monday, 8 July 2013 05:18 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/george-zimmerman-wins-florida-state-lottery,33139/
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 22:45 (twelve years ago)
it's total lolcollege, but i love this onehttp://www.theonion.com/articles/rock-apparently-factors-into-girlfriends-shower-ro,33138/
― how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 19:11 (twelve years ago)
I had a cackle at this headline: http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-who-couldnt-defeat-george-w-bush-attempting-to,33149/
― Gukbe, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 19:13 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/deepak-chopras-epic-twitter-meltdown,33170/
― Cap'n Conserv-a-pedia (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 July 2013 20:37 (twelve years ago)
uh oh
http://www.theonion.com/articles/everyone-in-improv-troupe-balding,29492/http://www.theonion.com/articles/generous-improv-troupe-performing-for-free,33204/
― goole, Monday, 22 July 2013 16:25 (twelve years ago)
whoops
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 22 July 2013 16:28 (twelve years ago)
what
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 22 July 2013 16:37 (twelve years ago)
hola, amigos, maybe it's a running gag?
― pplains, Monday, 22 July 2013 16:44 (twelve years ago)
yah otm, the group has the same pic and same name, so it's just two stories about the same group, nbd
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 22 July 2013 16:46 (twelve years ago)
I guess I'd have noticed that if I'd read the stories. Jeez, goole!
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 22 July 2013 16:47 (twelve years ago)
yes, as in, uh oh, a running gag
― goole, Monday, 22 July 2013 17:34 (twelve years ago)
http://runninggagimprov.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Running-Gag-Man-Logo-094-299x300.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 22 July 2013 17:38 (twelve years ago)
running keep on truckin' hobo improv
― goole, Monday, 22 July 2013 17:43 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/royal-baby-born,33171/
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 22 July 2013 19:50 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/royal-baby-already-crawling,33174/
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 22 July 2013 20:19 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/royal-baby-eats-first-meal,33191/
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 22 July 2013 20:23 (twelve years ago)
Looking forward to the baby's first public appearance.These articles must be really confusing for people browsing with images turned off.
― Øystein, Monday, 22 July 2013 20:40 (twelve years ago)
I think it's reasonable to assume that, any time one of the Onion writers makes a series of decisions which ends with them watching improv, we'll see that picture again.
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 07:08 (twelve years ago)
i think they realized they missed this and just had to do one more
http://www.theonion.com/articles/royal-baby-has-fathers-eyes,33216/
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 02:22 (twelve years ago)
literally could not breathe
http://www.theonion.com/video/judge-rules-white-girl-will-be-tried-as-black-adul,18896/
― surm, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 02:28 (twelve years ago)
wooooow
― some dude, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 11:14 (twelve years ago)
I woke up all anxious in the middle of the night, and thinking of those baby royal stories really creeped me out, in the same way ghost stories did at age 10. !!!
― even the beatles had a coinstar machine in their living room (Crabbits), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 15:47 (twelve years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/frustrated-novelist-no-good-at-describing-hands,33239/
― Number None, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 20:01 (twelve years ago)
didn't realize how long they'd been doing the baby thing http://www.theonion.com/articles/royal-family-releases-kate-middleton-ultrasound-im,30613/
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 20:13 (twelve years ago)
yeah this was the first I believe, still my fave - http://www.theonion.com/articles/cut-this-monster-out-of-me,30602/
― balls, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 20:15 (twelve years ago)
― Number None, Wednesday, July 24, 2013 3:01 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
omg im dying at this. those terrible hand descriptions should be a poll thread.
― neil degrasse (m bison), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 20:18 (twelve years ago)
“Sometimes I hide the hands by saying characters had really long sleeves or having them stand behind tables, but that starts to feel awkward,” said Milligan, adding that no matter how much he practices writing about hands, “they always come out weird.” “I’ve also tried to avoid doing hand descriptions altogether, but you can only put a few amputees in your stories before people start to notice.”
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 22:24 (twelve years ago)
So I read this one today - http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-at-salad-bar-has-to-say-every-item-aloud-as-he,33238/ - then I actually caught myself doing this while putting condiments on a burger at a cookout. ;_;
― it itches like a porky pine sitting on your dick (Phil D.), Thursday, 25 July 2013 00:48 (twelve years ago)