Oh man, that's terrific. The phrasing on the vocal lines is particularly good.
― Øystein, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 22:52 (thirteen years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/268214_580517115302463_1665803640_n.jpg
this popped up in my feed, which made me aware of the page Marijuana MAKES You Violent which is so amazing to me right now
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 13:49 (thirteen years ago)
that seems more like a parody
― iatee, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 13:50 (thirteen years ago)
Marijuana MAKES You Violent16 hours agoIt is reported that even after an addict dies of either an overdose, suicide, heart attack or murder, they still can kill from the grave. In fact, one out of every four embalmers die just a few days after attempting to prepare a cannabis riddled corpse for their funeral. The dormant ganja sludge in the toker's body gets on the innocent mortician's hands and infects them, even through their sterile equipment. The same goes for crematorium technicians. As soon as they light up an addict's remains in the incinerator, a vile and noxious THC gas emanates from the charred carcass, plagues the room and penetrates even the most powerful of gas masks. It only takes one milligram of marijuana corpse dust to choke a person to death. These poor people are just attempting to do their jobs and show respect for the dead, but they themselves fall victims to the violence of marijuana fiends. When will this THC treachery stop?
The same goes for crematorium technicians. As soon as they light up an addict's remains in the incinerator, a vile and noxious THC gas emanates from the charred carcass, plagues the room and penetrates even the most powerful of gas masks. It only takes one milligram of marijuana corpse dust to choke a person to death. These poor people are just attempting to do their jobs and show respect for the dead, but they themselves fall victims to the violence of marijuana fiends. When will this THC treachery stop?
― Mordy , Wednesday, 5 June 2013 13:50 (thirteen years ago)
thanks iatee
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 13:54 (thirteen years ago)
good looking out
stomach boilslooool
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 14:07 (thirteen years ago)
bones snap in half
― Neil S, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 14:11 (thirteen years ago)
does it give u an erection tho like when bros get hanged
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 15:16 (thirteen years ago)
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, June 5, 2013 8:54 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ya I guess you posted it in the wrong thread
― iatee, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 15:17 (thirteen years ago)
sorry officer, won't happen again
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 16:15 (thirteen years ago)
jfc
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 16:16 (thirteen years ago)
guys lets all spark one and chill
― steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 16:19 (thirteen years ago)
*brain dies*
― waterface, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 16:20 (thirteen years ago)
"Heart Gets Attacked (By Snoop Lion)"
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 16:26 (thirteen years ago)
my skeleton just broke
― Moodles, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 16:43 (thirteen years ago)
"plagues the room"
― nickn, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 17:43 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/bHL9F9D.gif
― ☉.☉☂ (unregistered), Saturday, 8 June 2013 13:46 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/uisbvZB.gif
― ☉.☉☂ (unregistered), Saturday, 8 June 2013 13:47 (thirteen years ago)
Thought that said "Paris Hitler" for a second.
Dolliecrave.com is my new hero btw.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 8 June 2013 14:00 (thirteen years ago)
"life"
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 8 June 2013 16:10 (thirteen years ago)
that 'bark grows on trees' thing went around my primary school in the '80s, almost word for word
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 8 June 2013 21:38 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seqWiHLCmcY
― balls, Saturday, 8 June 2013 21:42 (thirteen years ago)
xpthe variation i heard when i was a kid was in reply to someone calling you a jerk"well, a jerk is a tug and a tug is a boat and a boat's on water and water is nature..." etc
― one if by lamp, two if by deeznuts (m bison), Saturday, 8 June 2013 22:40 (thirteen years ago)
friends;;
― cardamon, Saturday, 8 June 2013 22:59 (thirteen years ago)
Not a macro, but lately whenever someone posts a picture of someone walking in a park, someone else rushes in to quote fucking Walden in the comments.
― emilys., Sunday, 9 June 2013 22:19 (thirteen years ago)
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/960045_542217955814115_1784780964_n.jpg
the only person tagged was david letterman
― congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 9 June 2013 23:00 (thirteen years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/485616_10151698590796410_1805761152_n.jpg"Naw you're not. You're a fat greasy bawbag..."
― Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Sunday, 9 June 2013 23:00 (thirteen years ago)
is the reaper next to jon stewart obama?
― Mordy , Sunday, 9 June 2013 23:07 (thirteen years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/p480x480/995724_501756616562729_874079899_n.jpg
― Je55e, Sunday, 9 June 2013 23:51 (thirteen years ago)
This woman was the salutatorian of my high school and wicked sharp, funny, and fun and also goth/punk, but I just looked at her FB page and it's nothing but these images + pics of her new husband.
That last has some bearing on this one, I think
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/394514_10200976694482144_532217996_n.jpg
― Je55e, Sunday, 9 June 2013 23:59 (thirteen years ago)
Good band name!
― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 10 June 2013 09:19 (thirteen years ago)
The live album could be called "Hitler in Paris"
or not.
― Mark G, Monday, 10 June 2013 09:22 (thirteen years ago)
oh there is a Paris Hitler on myspace:
Genre: Comedy / Electro / GlamLocation BERLIN, FRProfile Views: 74559Last Login: 28/10/2010Member Since 28/11/2006
― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 10 June 2013 09:22 (thirteen years ago)
All of my best examples on this thread are also from a too-young grandmother.
― Three Word Username, Monday, 10 June 2013 09:25 (thirteen years ago)
Nice when this happens organically:
http://i43.tinypic.com/24ee5nl.jpg
― ... (Eazy), Monday, 10 June 2013 14:14 (thirteen years ago)
ok this one is actually really funny
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/999737_617989038213712_1135643553_n.png
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 02:59 (thirteen years ago)
It's the NSA, not the CIA, tbf.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 03:00 (thirteen years ago)
PRISM a whole new dawn for passive-aggressive GIFs:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/988654_469325179821495_2144595896_n.png
― Neil S, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 12:43 (thirteen years ago)
3% of facebookers will repost that? That's a lot of people!
― Mark G, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 12:48 (thirteen years ago)
To be fair, presumably Snowden had access to enough private Facebook meme data to make at least a ballpark estimate.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 12:53 (thirteen years ago)
when lolcats take a community service break
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 13:48 (thirteen years ago)
icanhassomethingserioustosay dot com
"I can has extradition?"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 13:49 (thirteen years ago)
xpost TIMING!
― Aimless, Monday, June 10, 2013 11:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
true. otoh, everyone is sharing with everyone we can assume.
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 18:42 (thirteen years ago)
it's just like Facebook in fact!
― Neil S, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 18:43 (thirteen years ago)
CIA still killin it in brand recognition
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 18:49 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/jP44Yqf.jpg
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 02:46 (thirteen years ago)
damn you, Will Smith
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 02:52 (thirteen years ago)