"They say he's got to go go go."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 3 June 2013 14:21 (thirteen years ago)
"You don't understand - an urgent review of current support staff contracts with a view to making real efficiency savings and thus securing our market position in this current tough economic climate is the name of my cat"
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Monday, 3 June 2013 14:45 (thirteen years ago)
"I've just been informed that Carl Icahn has arrived."
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 June 2013 14:47 (thirteen years ago)
"Now Tiddles Inc. is working with Monsanto, we're very much the little guy here"
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Monday, 3 June 2013 14:56 (thirteen years ago)
"This edgy reboot of 'The Goodies' isn't really working out."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Monday, 3 June 2013 15:04 (thirteen years ago)
"There's been a vote"
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 06:57 (thirteen years ago)
"We're about to discover whether being swallowed by a conglomerate really is as bad as it sounds."
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 07:09 (thirteen years ago)
Simple economies of scales
― bob_sleigher (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 08:42 (thirteen years ago)
"We really don't need to worry about the competition. They're prehistoric."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 09:20 (thirteen years ago)
Same pic, you guys (must be a vacation on, it's a 2weeker)
― Mark G, Monday, 10 June 2013 13:08 (thirteen years ago)
"I know you'll all have been wondering about the noise from upstairs: Kong's out, this guy's in."
― posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Monday, 10 June 2013 13:22 (thirteen years ago)
"Downside movement will be minimal."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 June 2013 13:41 (thirteen years ago)
Swap 'rumblings' in for noise, submit, allow that one guy to take credit, no profit.
― posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Monday, 10 June 2013 13:45 (thirteen years ago)
"the good news is that our time machine office appears to be a success"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 June 2013 13:57 (thirteen years ago)
Terry Gilliam's 'Michael Clayton'
― posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Monday, 10 June 2013 14:01 (thirteen years ago)
recap;http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/06/03/g290/130603_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 09:27 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/06/24/p465/130624_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 09:28 (thirteen years ago)
"Try paying attention to the speed limit. It's not like it's rocket science."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 09:48 (thirteen years ago)
Driver: "So what? My dick is harder than Chinese arithmetic."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 09:49 (thirteen years ago)
"You can't miss it."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 09:51 (thirteen years ago)
Stephen Hawking hired to write 'CHiPs' reboot.
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 09:52 (thirteen years ago)
"The cartoonist can't tell The Simpsons from Simpson's Rule."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 09:54 (thirteen years ago)
"You can reduce pollution if you get a tailpipe shaped like Gabriel's Trumpet."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 09:56 (thirteen years ago)
"Welcome to Yellowstone National Park, but remember, only YOU can prevent dividing by zero!"
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:00 (thirteen years ago)
"Yeah, we used to get people to walk in a straight line to test if they were drunk, but we switched it up to Intermediate Calculus."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:02 (thirteen years ago)
"If you want signs showing the speed limit in Arabic numerals, then why don't you just go and live in the Middle East?"
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:05 (thirteen years ago)
"Welcome to the Blackboard Jungle. Drive carefully."
Cop: "Who do you think you are, Einstein?"
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:06 (thirteen years ago)
"We tried having roadsigns labelled in binary, but this way is less confusing."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:09 (thirteen years ago)
"The government decided that the driving test was too easy, so they added the requirement that candidates have to solve the n-body problem."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:11 (thirteen years ago)
"Is that the new model Ford you're driving?"
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:12 (thirteen years ago)
"Hey! I didn't make the laws of Thermodynamic Fusion, Buddy!"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:13 (thirteen years ago)
"Turns out that I should just think of you as a number instead of a person."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:15 (thirteen years ago)
"Well if you had a Google self driving car, you wouldn't have problems with roadsigns."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:16 (thirteen years ago)
"Don't try and be smart with me."
"...and once you've figured out this equation, I've got a real test for you. Try figuring out the cartoonist's name from their signature."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:19 (thirteen years ago)
"OK, now do you know how fast you were going?"
― Plasmon, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:31 (thirteen years ago)
a+
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 12:28 (thirteen years ago)
Policing by numbers
― should we bin tapping? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 12:38 (thirteen years ago)
"Do you know how fast you were going?"
― Poliopolice, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 14:50 (thirteen years ago)
oops, that was already done
capt obv: "Can't you read the sign?"
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:14 (thirteen years ago)
"Before you go, I have just one more question"
― should we bin tapping? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:18 (thirteen years ago)
"Don't play dumb with me!"
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:21 (thirteen years ago)
"You're not from around here, are you?"
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:22 (thirteen years ago)
"We figured education was the answer to our graffiti problem, but...."
― should we bin tapping? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:26 (thirteen years ago)
"Look buddy, we can work this out right here or we can go back to the station where the blackboard is bigger and the teachers aren't so nice..."
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:28 (thirteen years ago)
Nice, esp "don't play dumb".
― Plasmon, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:49 (thirteen years ago)
― Mark G, Monday, 24 June 2013 14:31 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/01/p465/130701_contest_p465.jpg