"It appears DHL has screwed up our shipments to Tokyo once again."
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Monday, 3 June 2013 14:15 (thirteen years ago)
"Do you ever have the feeling you're being watched?"
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Monday, 3 June 2013 14:17 (thirteen years ago)
"Gentlemen, it's time to talk about that 8,000 lb gorilla we keep ignoring."
― Poliopolice, Monday, 3 June 2013 14:19 (thirteen years ago)
"We wanted to get Eddie Izzard to present the award, but there was a typo..."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Monday, 3 June 2013 14:20 (thirteen years ago)
"They say he's got to go go go."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 3 June 2013 14:21 (thirteen years ago)
"You don't understand - an urgent review of current support staff contracts with a view to making real efficiency savings and thus securing our market position in this current tough economic climate is the name of my cat"
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Monday, 3 June 2013 14:45 (thirteen years ago)
"I've just been informed that Carl Icahn has arrived."
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 June 2013 14:47 (thirteen years ago)
"Now Tiddles Inc. is working with Monsanto, we're very much the little guy here"
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Monday, 3 June 2013 14:56 (thirteen years ago)
"This edgy reboot of 'The Goodies' isn't really working out."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Monday, 3 June 2013 15:04 (thirteen years ago)
"There's been a vote"
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 06:57 (thirteen years ago)
"We're about to discover whether being swallowed by a conglomerate really is as bad as it sounds."
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 07:09 (thirteen years ago)
Simple economies of scales
― bob_sleigher (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 08:42 (thirteen years ago)
"We really don't need to worry about the competition. They're prehistoric."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 09:20 (thirteen years ago)
Same pic, you guys (must be a vacation on, it's a 2weeker)
― Mark G, Monday, 10 June 2013 13:08 (thirteen years ago)
"I know you'll all have been wondering about the noise from upstairs: Kong's out, this guy's in."
― posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Monday, 10 June 2013 13:22 (thirteen years ago)
"Downside movement will be minimal."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 June 2013 13:41 (thirteen years ago)
Swap 'rumblings' in for noise, submit, allow that one guy to take credit, no profit.
― posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Monday, 10 June 2013 13:45 (thirteen years ago)
"the good news is that our time machine office appears to be a success"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 June 2013 13:57 (thirteen years ago)
Terry Gilliam's 'Michael Clayton'
― posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Monday, 10 June 2013 14:01 (thirteen years ago)
recap;http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/06/03/g290/130603_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 09:27 (twelve years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/06/24/p465/130624_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 09:28 (twelve years ago)
"Try paying attention to the speed limit. It's not like it's rocket science."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 09:48 (twelve years ago)
Driver: "So what? My dick is harder than Chinese arithmetic."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 09:49 (twelve years ago)
"You can't miss it."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 09:51 (twelve years ago)
Stephen Hawking hired to write 'CHiPs' reboot.
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 09:52 (twelve years ago)
"The cartoonist can't tell The Simpsons from Simpson's Rule."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 09:54 (twelve years ago)
"You can reduce pollution if you get a tailpipe shaped like Gabriel's Trumpet."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 09:56 (twelve years ago)
"Welcome to Yellowstone National Park, but remember, only YOU can prevent dividing by zero!"
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:00 (twelve years ago)
"Yeah, we used to get people to walk in a straight line to test if they were drunk, but we switched it up to Intermediate Calculus."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:02 (twelve years ago)
"If you want signs showing the speed limit in Arabic numerals, then why don't you just go and live in the Middle East?"
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:05 (twelve years ago)
"Welcome to the Blackboard Jungle. Drive carefully."
Cop: "Who do you think you are, Einstein?"
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:06 (twelve years ago)
"We tried having roadsigns labelled in binary, but this way is less confusing."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:09 (twelve years ago)
"The government decided that the driving test was too easy, so they added the requirement that candidates have to solve the n-body problem."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:11 (twelve years ago)
"Is that the new model Ford you're driving?"
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:12 (twelve years ago)
"Hey! I didn't make the laws of Thermodynamic Fusion, Buddy!"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:13 (twelve years ago)
"Turns out that I should just think of you as a number instead of a person."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:15 (twelve years ago)
"Well if you had a Google self driving car, you wouldn't have problems with roadsigns."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:16 (twelve years ago)
"Don't try and be smart with me."
"...and once you've figured out this equation, I've got a real test for you. Try figuring out the cartoonist's name from their signature."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:19 (twelve years ago)
"OK, now do you know how fast you were going?"
― Plasmon, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:31 (twelve years ago)
a+
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 12:28 (twelve years ago)
Policing by numbers
― should we bin tapping? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 12:38 (twelve years ago)
"Do you know how fast you were going?"
― Poliopolice, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 14:50 (twelve years ago)
oops, that was already done
capt obv: "Can't you read the sign?"
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:14 (twelve years ago)
"Before you go, I have just one more question"
― should we bin tapping? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:18 (twelve years ago)
"Don't play dumb with me!"
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:21 (twelve years ago)
"You're not from around here, are you?"
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:22 (twelve years ago)
"We figured education was the answer to our graffiti problem, but...."
― should we bin tapping? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:26 (twelve years ago)