"Fuckin' hipsters."
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Friday, 31 May 2013 15:00 (eleven years ago) link
"This is exactly the kind of shit you'd see in a crappy New Yorker caption contest cartoon."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Friday, 31 May 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago) link
"Ah, there's a taxi"
― Mark G, Friday, May 31, 2013 8:43 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this one is great
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 31 May 2013 17:49 (eleven years ago) link
"As I said, that's why the manholes all smoke."
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 31 May 2013 18:01 (eleven years ago) link
"Looks like Travis was right, more or less."
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Friday, 31 May 2013 18:09 (eleven years ago) link
"I see they got the A train stop up again"
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 1 June 2013 18:02 (eleven years ago) link
"Wow! Finally a way out of this cesspool!"
― Poliopolice, Saturday, 1 June 2013 18:04 (eleven years ago) link
"On the plus side it's nice to have a portal to hell right in the city, but there's not a subway stop within five blocks."
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Saturday, 1 June 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
"Told ya the end times were near!"
― Øystein, Saturday, 1 June 2013 19:08 (eleven years ago) link
"It's hot in the city, hot in the city tonight!"
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Saturday, 1 June 2013 20:55 (eleven years ago) link
"these new york city smoking restrictions have gotten out of control."
― the strange and important sound of the synthesizer (Treeship), Saturday, 1 June 2013 22:14 (eleven years ago) link
"Wow, the service at Eleven Madison has really gone downhill."
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Sunday, 2 June 2013 00:41 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/06/10/p465/130610_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 3 June 2013 13:57 (eleven years ago) link
"this new triptych is entirely unsuitable for the office environment"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 3 June 2013 14:01 (eleven years ago) link
"It appears DHL has screwed up our shipments to Tokyo once again."
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Monday, 3 June 2013 14:15 (eleven years ago) link
"Do you ever have the feeling you're being watched?"
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Monday, 3 June 2013 14:17 (eleven years ago) link
"Gentlemen, it's time to talk about that 8,000 lb gorilla we keep ignoring."
― Poliopolice, Monday, 3 June 2013 14:19 (eleven years ago) link
"We wanted to get Eddie Izzard to present the award, but there was a typo..."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Monday, 3 June 2013 14:20 (eleven years ago) link
"They say he's got to go go go."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 3 June 2013 14:21 (eleven years ago) link
"You don't understand - an urgent review of current support staff contracts with a view to making real efficiency savings and thus securing our market position in this current tough economic climate is the name of my cat"
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Monday, 3 June 2013 14:45 (eleven years ago) link
"I've just been informed that Carl Icahn has arrived."
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 June 2013 14:47 (eleven years ago) link
"Now Tiddles Inc. is working with Monsanto, we're very much the little guy here"
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Monday, 3 June 2013 14:56 (eleven years ago) link
"This edgy reboot of 'The Goodies' isn't really working out."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Monday, 3 June 2013 15:04 (eleven years ago) link
"There's been a vote"
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 06:57 (eleven years ago) link
"We're about to discover whether being swallowed by a conglomerate really is as bad as it sounds."
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 07:09 (eleven years ago) link
Simple economies of scales
― bob_sleigher (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 08:42 (eleven years ago) link
"We really don't need to worry about the competition. They're prehistoric."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 09:20 (eleven years ago) link
Same pic, you guys (must be a vacation on, it's a 2weeker)
― Mark G, Monday, 10 June 2013 13:08 (eleven years ago) link
"I know you'll all have been wondering about the noise from upstairs: Kong's out, this guy's in."
― posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Monday, 10 June 2013 13:22 (eleven years ago) link
"Downside movement will be minimal."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 June 2013 13:41 (eleven years ago) link
Swap 'rumblings' in for noise, submit, allow that one guy to take credit, no profit.
― posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Monday, 10 June 2013 13:45 (eleven years ago) link
"the good news is that our time machine office appears to be a success"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 June 2013 13:57 (eleven years ago) link
Terry Gilliam's 'Michael Clayton'
― posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Monday, 10 June 2013 14:01 (eleven years ago) link
recap;http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/06/03/g290/130603_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 09:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/06/24/p465/130624_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 09:28 (eleven years ago) link
"Try paying attention to the speed limit. It's not like it's rocket science."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 09:48 (eleven years ago) link
Driver: "So what? My dick is harder than Chinese arithmetic."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 09:49 (eleven years ago) link
"You can't miss it."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 09:51 (eleven years ago) link
Stephen Hawking hired to write 'CHiPs' reboot.
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 09:52 (eleven years ago) link
"The cartoonist can't tell The Simpsons from Simpson's Rule."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 09:54 (eleven years ago) link
"You can reduce pollution if you get a tailpipe shaped like Gabriel's Trumpet."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 09:56 (eleven years ago) link
"Welcome to Yellowstone National Park, but remember, only YOU can prevent dividing by zero!"
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:00 (eleven years ago) link
"Yeah, we used to get people to walk in a straight line to test if they were drunk, but we switched it up to Intermediate Calculus."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:02 (eleven years ago) link
"If you want signs showing the speed limit in Arabic numerals, then why don't you just go and live in the Middle East?"
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:05 (eleven years ago) link
"Welcome to the Blackboard Jungle. Drive carefully."
Cop: "Who do you think you are, Einstein?"
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:06 (eleven years ago) link
"We tried having roadsigns labelled in binary, but this way is less confusing."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:09 (eleven years ago) link
"The government decided that the driving test was too easy, so they added the requirement that candidates have to solve the n-body problem."
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:11 (eleven years ago) link
"Is that the new model Ford you're driving?"
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:12 (eleven years ago) link
"Hey! I didn't make the laws of Thermodynamic Fusion, Buddy!"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:13 (eleven years ago) link