I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

the cartoon is obviously anti-semitic but what's the significance of the pitchfork? googling "jews pitchfork" just gets me david berman

― k3vin k., Thursday, May 30, 2013 3:27 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg

lolz

Don't open this at work
http://mypenisismadeofdogshit.bandcamp.com/album/get-satan-my-penis-is-made-of-dogshit-remix

― sword of (seandalai), Thursday, May 30, 2013 8:55 PM

Kanye works with Mike Dean who despite recording some of my fav hip hop ever (Geto boys, scarf ace, UGK) isn't the guy id go to for a nice sounding records these days. He's of the LOL stick an ultramaximizer on everything to make it pop school of production. Everything this record isn't.

― Crackle Box, Friday, May 31, 2013 6:35 AM (1 hour ago)

lol at "scarf ace"

― give life back to usic (The Reverend), Friday, May 31, 2013 7:03 AM (51 minutes ago)

http://k.7w7.us/li/mpr/mpr/shrink_80_80/p/2/000/060/2d9/03c1a55.jpg

― ttyih boi (crüt), Friday, May 31, 2013 7:44 AM (10 minutes ago)

*drops mic*

― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Friday, May 31, 2013 7:53 AM (1 minute ago)

haaaaaaa

lol

Pic of former ilxor posted for lols, nice. Mods?

they can't ban him again darragh

hahaha

haaaaa

Really uneasy about this

:[

Liev Schreiber used to post here?!

*drops mic* as played out context free 'punchline' is perhaps the greater offense imo

Q: If Dom were a Cuban gangster, what would his nickname be?
A: Scarf Ace (Scarface)!

― max, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 16:46 (4 years ago)

This town's like a great big perpetua...

. . . filled with big guts and no mouths

Mmm-mm.
*farts*

I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

From the past:

I have distinct memories of LOTS of people around me going to bat for these when they first came out (particularly I, but also III) but 10 minutes into Phantom Menace I basically became a completely unforgiving asshole about Lucas and his general horribleness and had a lot of arguments with various apologists.

― Bizarro Morbius (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, July 15, 2009

^^this, except instead of having lots of arguments, I just quietly ended lifelong friendships and eventually moved out of the state completely.

― she is writing about love (Jenny), Wednesday, July 15, 2009 3:02 PM (3 years ago)

That's...extreme.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, July 15, 2009 3:07 PM (3 years ago)

it was a pretty bad fuckin movie

― "he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Wednesday, July 15, 2009 3:08 PM (3 years ago)

Aren't you splitting hairs, iatee? From the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame bio:

The origins of the group date back to 1959, when guitarist Fogerty, bassist Stu Cook and drummer Doug “Cosmo” Clifford formed the Blue Velvets, an instrumental cover band, while attending junior high in the San Francisco suburb of El Cerrito.

If three-quarters of the band, including Fogerty, first met as junior high students in a San Francisco suburb, that seems more San Francisco to me than some of these bands where the personnel came from other parts of the country altogether.

― clemenza, Saturday, June 1, 2013 10:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's not really a san francisco suburb. it's a small town in the east bay that's, if anything, a suburb of oakland. someone growing up in el cerrito at that time is fairly isolated from the city of san francisco.

― iatee, Saturday, June 1, 2013 10:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh sweet the thread is about suburbs now

― wk, Saturday, June 1, 2013 10:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111013084409/peel/images/thumb/9/9e/John_Peel%27s_Sounds_Of_The_Suburbs.png/250px-John_Peel%27s_Sounds_Of_The_Suburbs.png

iat iatee goes ham on suburbs

takkin his ba wi him

New Thread: People who masturbate to gifs

― waterface, Tuesday, June 4, 2013 9:21 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

She looks pretty. . .

Pretty Vacant

― waterface, Tuesday, June 4, 2013 9:21 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

do you have a reason to think grimes masturbates to gifs?

― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, June 4, 2013 9:22 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think Markers does

― waterface, Tuesday, June 4, 2013 9:22 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he has some kind of proof? maybe she blogged about it

― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, June 4, 2013 9:23 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No I think Markers masturbates to gifs

― waterface, Tuesday, June 4, 2013 9:24 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Congratulations to waterface, you made it!

he deeed it

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/836606/west.gif

Not that kind of gif, Hey Man

wow Treeship is showing waterface the ropes now

it's the cycle of life

Treeship hasn't shown me Treeshit

http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/graphics/news3/SbtB_TheNewClass_S4.jpg

lol

kinda reminds me of the bare naked ladies cover

slight non-sequitur in context, but I liked it anyway:

---

it's like when you are in a heated and interesting discussion about a film at a party that goes on for fifteen minutes and then when you both get a drink at the bar the guy says "i like you, you're not like the others" and you wonder if you gave him your last name

― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, May 31, 2013 6:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

true story, i was briefly in a (not very good) band called Cannon.

― tylerw, Wednesday, June 5, 2013 2:55 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

booming post tylerw

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, June 5, 2013 2:55 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

disproportionately dying

Shades of estela

hahaha totally

is recloose good at DJ-ing?

― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Wednesday, June 5, 2013 8:47 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ime he's not going to blow the top of your head off and have you weeping wondrous tears of joy and release on the dancefloor, but he will keep a good mid-tempo boogie happening

― ¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Wednesday, June 5, 2013 2:33 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"going to blow the top of your head off and have you weeping wondrous tears of joy and release on the dancefloor" - this needs to be in a DJ bio. Love it.

― mmmm, Wednesday, June 5, 2013 2:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

who's the dj that's going to blow the top of your head off and have you weeping wondrous tears of joy and release on the dancefloor?

― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Thursday, June 6, 2013 12:34 AM (19 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

shut your mouth

― ¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Thursday, June 6, 2013 12:39 AM (19 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

damn right

Talkin' 'bout DJ

I was at the vet yesterday and this guy brought in a cat who had the most on point meow I have ever heard. It sounded like a broadcaster saying 'Meow. Meow. Meow.'

― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Thursday, June 6, 2013 3:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Just cos a cat sounds like a broadcaster doesn't mean it's on point. Wake up, sheeple.

lol. h8 sheeple

http://m.pitchfork.com/news/51069-adrian-belew-quits-nine-inch-nails-it-didnt-work/

:(

― Davey D, Friday, June 7, 2013 12:22 PM (1 hour ago)

saw the other day that he wasn't gonna be touring with them so this isn't too surprising right?

― thot police (fadanuf4erybody), Friday, June 7, 2013 1:29 PM (48 minutes ago)

reposting my conception of the break:

Trent: Welcome to the team, Adrian.
Adrian: Yeah, this is exciting.

[Trent hands Adrian a box]

Adrian: What's this? A present?!
Trent: No, it's your wardrobe.
Adrian: My wardrobe.
Trent: Yeah.
Adrian: Like, the clothes you want me to wear? On stage?
Trent: Well, not just on stage. Also, in photos and pretty much any time you're out with us in public.
Adrian: So, like, suits?
Trent: Well, more like ... costumes.
Adrian: Costumes?
Trent: Yeah. And make-up.
Adrian: Make-up?
Trent: Yeah. Also, we're going to need to shave off your eyebrows.
Adrian: My ... eyebrows?
Trent: Yeah.
Adrian: You haven't shaved off your eyebrows, Trent.
Trent: It's my band. Don't you want to open up the box?

[Adrian opens the box]

Adrian: This looks like black fishnets and shiny plastic shirts.
Trent: That's right.
Adrian: And you want me to wear this?
Trent: Yep.
Adrian: See you later, sucker.

[Adrian walks out]

Trent (calling after him): Wait, Adrian, don't go!

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, June 7, 2013 2:05 PM (13 minutes ago)

That's the opening scene. Most of the rest is told in flashback, then it suddenly jumps to the present, with Belew debuting his new project FLUX while NIN plays to half-empty theaters. It ends with Trent celebrating his birthday alone, blowing out the candles of his cake. CUT TO BLACK.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, June 7, 2013 2:07 PM (11 minutes ago)

New NIN song plays over the credits.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, June 7, 2013 2:07 PM (11 minutes ago)

that made me look up old Custos posts

― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Friday, June 7, 2013 2:09 PM (8 minutes ago)

A+