plz can anyone tell me how to enhance my manhood to look like this cartoon hercules' dong, help??? mods???
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:53 (thirteen years ago)
why is every pinning Dyson vacuums- OHHHHHHHHHHH
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:55 (thirteen years ago)
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/06/images/070618-manta-ray.jpgmantaresting
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:58 (thirteen years ago)
djp i think the preferred term is 'nailing' as in 'why is everyone nailing dyson vacuums'
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:00 (thirteen years ago)
post some body queen pics and reaaaaally confuse them
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:01 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.artofmanliness.com/2013/06/19/37-conversation-rules-for-gentleman-from-1875/
― Mordy , Friday, 12 July 2013 22:34 (twelve years ago)
pretty interesting! someone in the comments posted a link to the source
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Saturday, 13 July 2013 01:18 (twelve years ago)
http://www.gutenberg.org/files/39293/39293-h/39293-h.htm
generally good advice there
― how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 13 July 2013 01:24 (twelve years ago)
You lay yourself open to both censure and ridicule, and you may feel sure that, for every person who laughs with you, two are laughing at you, and for one who admires you, two will watch your antics with secret contempt.
Tragedy of all stand up comedians imo
― MILLIONAIRE KING OF RAPPERS! (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 13 July 2013 02:28 (twelve years ago)
'Tragedy of' narrowly beating out 'lol @' there
― MILLIONAIRE KING OF RAPPERS! (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 13 July 2013 02:30 (twelve years ago)
anyone want to meet up at http://www.minnesotamensconference.com/ ?
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:45 (twelve years ago)
minnesotaagingboomermensconference.com
― antoine fuckwant (goole), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:00 (twelve years ago)
omg if this didn't cost money, the overwhelming urge to show up and be all "YEAH! BLACK MAN WITH PURPOSE!" would likely get me killed in the woods
― My Buddy® of sexting (DJP), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:42 (twelve years ago)
go as BLACK MAN WITH PORPOISE
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:43 (twelve years ago)
that is a wholly disappointing GIS
― My Buddy® of sexting (DJP), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:47 (twelve years ago)
i really thought all that robert bly type shit had been mocked into oblivion
― antoine fuckwant (goole), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:49 (twelve years ago)
i will stan for robert bly
― Mordy , Friday, 26 July 2013 18:50 (twelve years ago)
It looks from the bio pics like half of the teachers were playing in bands at the musical festival at Grumpy's the day Austerity Ponies got married
― My Buddy® of sexting (DJP), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:51 (twelve years ago)
bly's poetry is ok tbh!
― antoine fuckwant (goole), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:57 (twelve years ago)
i really liked iron john too
― Mordy , Friday, 26 July 2013 18:58 (twelve years ago)
in general i think mythopoetic movement gets a bad rap bc of men's right activists etc
― Mordy , Friday, 26 July 2013 19:00 (twelve years ago)
why can't these guys just join a church like normal people
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:54 (twelve years ago)
i think you'd even get more tail that way
― antoine fuckwant (goole), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:55 (twelve years ago)
i mean, if you're into that kind of thing
i think that's a legit critique - what is this ancient mythological past that they're appealing to? it reeks a bit of vargism to me.
― Mordy , Friday, 26 July 2013 19:57 (twelve years ago)
gis for "black man porpoise" yieldshttp://i.qkme.me/3prpyh.jpg
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 27 July 2013 18:18 (twelve years ago)
thanks forks.
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Saturday, 27 July 2013 18:25 (twelve years ago)
helping
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 27 July 2013 19:38 (twelve years ago)
http://www.urinalman.com/
― Lectures of Pelé (Michael White), Thursday, 1 August 2013 16:37 (twelve years ago)
i was enjoying that until i got to the end and told me all my choices were WRONG
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 1 August 2013 16:51 (twelve years ago)
You're not so much wrong as rogue.
― Lectures of Pelé (Michael White), Thursday, 1 August 2013 16:53 (twelve years ago)
i got one right. i don't think i understand what the point is.
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:13 (twelve years ago)
A+
― IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:31 (twelve years ago)
the point is, proximity to other dicks makes u gay (????)
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:41 (twelve years ago)
D-
I clearly know nothing about masculinity
― emilys., Saturday, 3 August 2013 18:10 (twelve years ago)
for the best, masculinity is bullshit
― i too went to college (silby), Saturday, 3 August 2013 19:01 (twelve years ago)
A.
― Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Saturday, 3 August 2013 19:04 (twelve years ago)
Although I found it p hard to even imagine peeing where strangers can see you, women as a rule just never do this.
correct answer to each is "whichever urinal has the least urine on the floor in front of it"
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 3 August 2013 19:58 (twelve years ago)
or "this is literally the thing that matters least in all of existence."
― maven with rockabilly glasses (Matt P), Saturday, 3 August 2013 20:05 (twelve years ago)
"this decision-making process confirms that we are all basically cattle"
― maven with rockabilly glasses (Matt P), Saturday, 3 August 2013 20:09 (twelve years ago)
I don't think that's the point; I mean, if someone decided to pee right next to me in a line of empty urinals it would make me uncomfortable because I don't like strangers watching me pee if I'm not consenting to it; it feels like a violation of sorts.
― Tamar Bibimbraxton (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 4 August 2013 14:23 (twelve years ago)
has that happened to you?
― maven with rockabilly glasses (Matt P), Sunday, 4 August 2013 16:50 (twelve years ago)
i guess the CONCEPT of "personal space" is pretty understandable / universal but i mean that's just basic courtesy and had nothing to do with HAHA RULES OF PEEING FOR MENS
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Monday, 5 August 2013 13:36 (twelve years ago)
I don't think space gets any more personal than when peeing
― THE WORINÐLVE (DJP), Monday, 5 August 2013 13:41 (twelve years ago)
haha yea i got an A+. tbh i get stage fright sometimes and need some personal space when peeing. i'm also the type of person that sometimes needs to hear some water flowing (someone else peeing, a faucet, or a toilet flushing) to get started.
agreed that it's totally more of a personal space thing than "proximity to other dicks makes you gay"
― marcos, Monday, 5 August 2013 13:48 (twelve years ago)
i strongly feel that "one person per stall" trumps this piss etiquette
― ogmor, Monday, 5 August 2013 13:49 (twelve years ago)
i have serious pee fright
― max, Monday, 5 August 2013 13:50 (twelve years ago)
If I am at a public urinal and someone comes in and starts talking to me, I have to use every ounce of willpower I have to not murder them
― THE WORINÐLVE (DJP), Monday, 5 August 2013 13:52 (twelve years ago)