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explosions are cool

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:27 (thirteen years ago)

"Who put these needlepoint designs on my page?" *BOOM* "RAWR"

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:28 (thirteen years ago)

haha

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:29 (thirteen years ago)

also this for you mantaneering board

http://thesweethome.com/

caek, Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:39 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/oJlfXV0.png
http://i.imgur.com/CnVBmLw.png

ʎqןıs (gr8080), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

could we all get manteresting accounts and troll their user base by posting girly things?

ʎqןıs (gr8080), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:09 (thirteen years ago)

i have a stash of vintage men's 'physique' magazines i could scan, maybe their users would be manspired to reach their fitness goals by the smooth muscular buttocks pictured therein

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

i 100% encourage you to do this

Salt Mama Celeste (donna rouge), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

oh dude you need to do that.

they need some tom of finland

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:34 (thirteen years ago)

haha

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:52 (thirteen years ago)

plz can anyone tell me how to enhance my manhood to look like this cartoon hercules' dong, help??? mods???

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:53 (thirteen years ago)

why is every pinning Dyson vacuums- OHHHHHHHHHHH

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/06/images/070618-manta-ray.jpg
mantaresting

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:58 (thirteen years ago)

djp i think the preferred term is 'nailing' as in 'why is everyone nailing dyson vacuums'

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:00 (thirteen years ago)

post some body queen pics and reaaaaally confuse them

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:01 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.artofmanliness.com/2013/06/19/37-conversation-rules-for-gentleman-from-1875/

Mordy , Friday, 12 July 2013 22:34 (twelve years ago)

pretty interesting! someone in the comments posted a link to the source

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Saturday, 13 July 2013 01:18 (twelve years ago)

http://www.gutenberg.org/files/39293/39293-h/39293-h.htm

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Saturday, 13 July 2013 01:18 (twelve years ago)

generally good advice there

how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 13 July 2013 01:24 (twelve years ago)

You lay yourself open to both censure and ridicule, and you may feel sure that, for every person who laughs with you, two are laughing at you, and for one who admires you, two will watch your antics with secret contempt.

Tragedy of all stand up comedians imo

MILLIONAIRE KING OF RAPPERS! (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 13 July 2013 02:28 (twelve years ago)

'Tragedy of' narrowly beating out 'lol @' there

MILLIONAIRE KING OF RAPPERS! (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 13 July 2013 02:30 (twelve years ago)

anyone want to meet up at http://www.minnesotamensconference.com/ ?

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:45 (twelve years ago)

minnesotaagingboomermensconference.com

antoine fuckwant (goole), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:00 (twelve years ago)

omg if this didn't cost money, the overwhelming urge to show up and be all "YEAH! BLACK MAN WITH PURPOSE!" would likely get me killed in the woods

My Buddy® of sexting (DJP), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:42 (twelve years ago)

go as BLACK MAN WITH PORPOISE

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:43 (twelve years ago)

that is a wholly disappointing GIS

My Buddy® of sexting (DJP), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:47 (twelve years ago)

i really thought all that robert bly type shit had been mocked into oblivion

antoine fuckwant (goole), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:49 (twelve years ago)

i will stan for robert bly

Mordy , Friday, 26 July 2013 18:50 (twelve years ago)

It looks from the bio pics like half of the teachers were playing in bands at the musical festival at Grumpy's the day Austerity Ponies got married

My Buddy® of sexting (DJP), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:51 (twelve years ago)

bly's poetry is ok tbh!

antoine fuckwant (goole), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:57 (twelve years ago)

i really liked iron john too

Mordy , Friday, 26 July 2013 18:58 (twelve years ago)

in general i think mythopoetic movement gets a bad rap bc of men's right activists etc

Mordy , Friday, 26 July 2013 19:00 (twelve years ago)

why can't these guys just join a church like normal people

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:54 (twelve years ago)

i think you'd even get more tail that way

antoine fuckwant (goole), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:55 (twelve years ago)

i mean, if you're into that kind of thing

antoine fuckwant (goole), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:55 (twelve years ago)

i think that's a legit critique - what is this ancient mythological past that they're appealing to? it reeks a bit of vargism to me.

Mordy , Friday, 26 July 2013 19:57 (twelve years ago)

gis for "black man porpoise" yields
http://i.qkme.me/3prpyh.jpg

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 27 July 2013 18:18 (twelve years ago)

thanks forks.

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Saturday, 27 July 2013 18:25 (twelve years ago)

helping

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 27 July 2013 19:38 (twelve years ago)

http://www.urinalman.com/

Lectures of Pelé (Michael White), Thursday, 1 August 2013 16:37 (twelve years ago)

i was enjoying that until i got to the end and told me all my choices were WRONG

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 1 August 2013 16:51 (twelve years ago)

You're not so much wrong as rogue.

Lectures of Pelé (Michael White), Thursday, 1 August 2013 16:53 (twelve years ago)

i got one right. i don't think i understand what the point is.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:13 (twelve years ago)

A+

IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:31 (twelve years ago)

the point is, proximity to other dicks makes u gay (????)

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:41 (twelve years ago)

D-

I clearly know nothing about masculinity

emilys., Saturday, 3 August 2013 18:10 (twelve years ago)

for the best, masculinity is bullshit

i too went to college (silby), Saturday, 3 August 2013 19:01 (twelve years ago)

A.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Saturday, 3 August 2013 19:04 (twelve years ago)

Although I found it p hard to even imagine peeing where strangers can see you, women as a rule just never do this.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Saturday, 3 August 2013 19:04 (twelve years ago)

correct answer to each is "whichever urinal has the least urine on the floor in front of it"

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 3 August 2013 19:58 (twelve years ago)


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