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Louis Jagger: Krush Kill Destroy

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 26 March 2007 13:11 (nineteen years ago)

My crushlife restarted this week when I watched thursday night's Cold Case. Mmmmmmm...Lily Rush. Crushes are GRATE (except when you meet one for real. Cue splutteriness).

― peteR, Monday, 26 March 2007 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

Jesus, that's harsh. Poor Louis.

― Anna, Monday, 26 March 2007 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

crushes are okay as long as they don't affect your ability to intercourse with other people with whom you have a lesser crush.

oh man.

― ken c, Monday, 26 March 2007 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

Dear black fatigue jacket and shaved head who got on my train and works in the building next to me,

Let's take the subway together sometime.

Best regards,

― Laurel, Monday, 26 March 2007 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

"intercourse" and "crushes" are oxymorons.

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 26 March 2007 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

Dear Girlie who is the older sister of someone I used to work with but probably doesn't remember me and who I saw shopping in Sainsburys with her parents and has somehow blossomed into something absolutely adorable since the last time I saw her - Yes I was making eyes at you, and yes if you did smile back then the only reason I gulped and ran out the shop was because I didn't know what else to do.

― the next grozart, Monday, 26 March 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

i am crush-free and bored of it... pls to find me a new crush. doesn't matter if it's irl or sleb.

― emsk, Monday, 26 March 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

it is a confusing time of year for crushes; they are everywhere, and some make little sense

rrrobyn on Monday, 26 March 2007 13:05 (3 hours ago)

^^^^ REAL TALK

― and what, Monday, 26 March 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

i am crush-free and bored of it... pls to find me a new crush. doesn't matter if it's irl or sleb.

emsk on Monday, 26 March 2007 17:40 (3 minutes ago)

There's a thread here where we try and find one for CJ. Perhaps you could take some inspiration from that (though it's a bit full of rugby players)?

― ailsa, Monday, 26 March 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

hmm. there are some nice looking men on there but no one crushworthy. accentmonkey reminded me of viggo mortensen being aragorn though, hmm...

― emsk, Monday, 26 March 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

I nominate Clive Owen! My crush was reawakened after seeing him in two movies this weekend. What a nice break from heartachy real-life crushes.

Dare I ask about this Louis post? I somehow missed it, but it's been the talk of the thread!

― Maria, Monday, 26 March 2007 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...
bumped for nu-LJ era.

― g®▲Ðұ, Friday, 18 May 2007 03:39 (nineteen years ago)

Can we simply lest the dust settle on the past?

― Abbott, Friday, 18 May 2007 05:26 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah come on ffs, let it go.

― Trayce, Friday, 18 May 2007 05:37 (nineteen years ago)

The salacious, libidinous past; the past that checks out shit erotica like Fanny Hill with your library card and then never returns it...

― Abbott, Friday, 18 May 2007 05:39 (nineteen years ago)

My crush of upthread has waned. Time for a new one methinks.

― Hard like armour, Friday, 18 May 2007 05:45 (nineteen years ago)

I wonder who "umm whats her face" ever was anyway?

― Trayce, Friday, 18 May 2007 06:30 (nineteen years ago)

Phantom good thread starter

― Hard like armour, Friday, 18 May 2007 06:37 (nineteen years ago)

there are three crushes in the greater metro are i wz pressing bt they all know mandarin chinese and think i'm ignorant-- it's not a good match :C

― luriqua, Friday, 18 May 2007 07:03 (nineteen years ago)

none of them are asian though

― luriqua, Friday, 18 May 2007 07:04 (nineteen years ago)

damn i need t shut the fuck up :C

― luriqua, Friday, 18 May 2007 07:04 (nineteen years ago)

i like asian girls though

― luriqua, Friday, 18 May 2007 07:05 (nineteen years ago)

there are a lot of them on youtube

― luriqua, Friday, 18 May 2007 07:05 (nineteen years ago)

washing themselves

― luriqua, Friday, 18 May 2007 07:05 (nineteen years ago)

with soap and water

― luriqua, Friday, 18 May 2007 07:05 (nineteen years ago)

some of them have breast implants

― luriqua, Friday, 18 May 2007 07:05 (nineteen years ago)

Oh god, crushes are awesome.

I've got a crush on a boy's guitar. I wanna marry his Gretsch and have its baby Gibsons. Or, failing that, hook all of our effects pedals up together and make sweet wub and burn our fingers on the sun.

It is spring and I am just bursting with crush. Crushes are the most fun thing in the world ever.

― Masonic Boom, Friday, 18 May 2007 09:51 (nineteen years ago)

oh god i'd forgotten it was THIS thread.

no crushes for me anyway though i'd quite like one right now, i would like to reassure myself that i am still capable of human emotion

― lex pretend, Friday, 18 May 2007 09:55 (nineteen years ago)

leaning on 'not' as mine has no chance of going anywhere :(

― Tape Store, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 05:12 (nineteen years ago)

Unfortunately, that's mostly what crushes tend to be made of.

― Ste, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 09:10 (nineteen years ago)

Once you accept that and deal with it, then it's OK.

But until that point, it's awful sickening nausea.

― Masonic Boom, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 09:16 (nineteen years ago)

I dunno, I seem to have had some luck in this area recently.

― Trayce, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 11:30 (nineteen years ago)

my bus crush looked like hell today and still looked so fucking awesome. kudos to you lady!

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

seven months pass...

See here's the thing

We have to take our clothes off
We have to party all night
And we have to take our clothes off
To have a good time
Oh no

Excuse me miss
I couldn't help but to notice how alone you are
I dig the attitude and how you're acting like you own the bar
Got me flashing keys and I don't even own a car
Like you ain't feeling my charm, because I know you are
I'm trying to see how your lips feel
Oh I'm sorry, my name is Travie and I'm pretty much a big deal
Oh, you've never heard of me
That sounds absurd to me
The way you stole my attention was flat out burglary
What do you say let's exit stage left so me and you can
Possibly reconvene and play some naked peekaboo
Cause after all the blouse you're wearing is kinda see through
And it's obvious I'm heading wherever you're leading me too
Such an angel with a devilish angle
And quite the certified sweet talker
And you're buying every line of it girl
And I don't really blame you
If I was in your shoes I'd probably do the same too

We have to take our clothes off
We have to party all night
And we have to take our clothes off
To have a good time
Oh no

Now here's another barn burner for the slow learners
Put your helmets on and take a seat on the short bus
Next stop, right around the corner from your momma live
No turning back so you better buckle up
Shit, don't be concerned with mine
I feel like a Speak and Spell way I got you learning my lines
Fine, pull the string, replay that shit
I change my name to "did he really just say that shit?"
Yep
I'll take a mile if you let me
Six-five, two hundred plus and so sexy
My legs going numb for keeping my phone on vibrate
To hide the fact your girlfriend keeps textin' me
And I've been trying to never mind it man
But every time I get a new number, she finds it damn
And you thought you had it sewn up
Until right around amazing o'clock when I showed up

We have to take our clothes off
We have to party all night
And we have to take our clothes off
To have a good time
Oh no

Got chicks, all hot chicks
Indie-rock chicks, and hip-hop chicks
Slim chicks, round chicks
Black, white, yellow, and brown chicks
Got chicks, all hot chicks
Indie-rock chicks, and hip-hop chicks
Slim chicks, round chicks
Black, white, yellow, and brown chicks

Good grief girl, you're giving me goosebumps
Standing there in your underwear and new pumps
It's like the more time we waste and less time I get to taste you
Honestly I could easily replace you
It's not a scam girl
That's how I am girl
Peter Pan, I'm a sucker for Smucker's jam girl
It's clear I'm only here for good clean fun
Shut up and kiss me like the antidotes under my tongue
Whoa

We have to take our clothes off
And we have to party all night
And we have to take our clothes off
To have a good time
Oh no
We have to take our clothes off
And we have to party all night
And we have to take our clothes off
To have a good time
Oh no

Got chicks, all hot chicks
Indie-rock chicks, and hip-hop chicks
Slim chicks, round chicks
Black, white, yellow, and brown chicks
Got chicks, all hot chicks
Indie-rock chicks, and hip-hop chicks
Slim chicks, round chicks
Black, white, yellow, and brown chicks

― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 29 December 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

crushes are crap. because all they are ARE crushes.

― veryloggedout, Saturday, 29 December 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

crushes are great...

― I see what this is (Local Garda), Saturday, 29 May 2010 10:13 (sixteen years ago)

true

― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Saturday, 29 May 2010 13:29 (sixteen years ago)

great thread

― some men enjoy the feeling of being owned (acoleuthic), Saturday, 29 May 2010 13:33 (sixteen years ago)

i didn't read past the revive, but i can only imagine what stale horrors it brings 4u

― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Saturday, 29 May 2010 13:37 (sixteen years ago)

you haven't read this thread?

― some men enjoy the feeling of being owned (acoleuthic), Saturday, 29 May 2010 13:41 (sixteen years ago)

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nah, i haven't read this thread.

― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Saturday, 29 May 2010 13:43 (sixteen years ago)

good lord. well, I don't know how to prepare you for it. perhaps the best thing would be simply to let unshown messages lie.

― some men enjoy the feeling of being owned (acoleuthic), Saturday, 29 May 2010 13:43 (sixteen years ago)

of course, i'm aware of that post and everything.

― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Saturday, 29 May 2010 13:44 (sixteen years ago)

e v e r y t h i n g

― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Saturday, 29 May 2010 13:44 (sixteen years ago)

sadly that post really isn't the end of it

― some men enjoy the feeling of being owned (acoleuthic), Saturday, 29 May 2010 13:45 (sixteen years ago)

crushes suck.

― tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 29 May 2010 13:46 (sixteen years ago)

I'm actually WAY more embarrassed by my contributions to a different crush thread ('Intellectual Flirting') these days; this has a certain tragic nobility at least, a certain springtime dementia

― some men enjoy the feeling of being owned (acoleuthic), Saturday, 29 May 2010 13:47 (sixteen years ago)

so embarrassed that you namedropped it

smh

― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Saturday, 29 May 2010 13:48 (sixteen years ago)

some men enjoy the feeling of being pwned

― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Saturday, 29 May 2010 13:48 (sixteen years ago)

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