why are you looking under the toppings
― Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Saturday, 25 May 2013 22:00 (thirteen years ago)
"let's see what we find under here"*does the gastronomic equiv of lying down*"ewww, moist"
― Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Saturday, 25 May 2013 22:01 (thirteen years ago)
i think mayonnaise on pizzas is tremendous.
this is what happens when otherwise right-thinking societies fail to ban mayonnaise and make the manufacture or use thereof a capital offense
― Oral Sex in Sharp’s Ridge Park (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 26 May 2013 01:18 (thirteen years ago)
The 441st Stormed The Beaches Of Iwo Jima So That You Could Put Mayonnaise On Your Pizza, Never Forget
― 乒乓, Sunday, 26 May 2013 01:23 (thirteen years ago)
mayonaise can get fucked
― brimstead, Sunday, 26 May 2013 01:25 (thirteen years ago)
mayonnaise can get the gastronomical equivalent of fucked
― mookieproof, Sunday, 26 May 2013 01:27 (thirteen years ago)
mayonnaise on french fries is awesome.
― عليك ارتداء ماكياج من مهرج مثلي الجنس المتداول مائة عميق في سيارة مصغر (Eisbaer), Sunday, 26 May 2013 02:03 (thirteen years ago)
you know what would be really gross on a pizza? canned beets
― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Sunday, 26 May 2013 02:53 (thirteen years ago)
baby corn
a pizza topped w the toppings they have at the golden corral salad bar + kraft thousand island
― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Sunday, 26 May 2013 02:54 (thirteen years ago)
any baby corn which finds its way onto a pizza has been subjected to child abuse
― parodic pastry (Aimless), Sunday, 26 May 2013 02:56 (thirteen years ago)
Gotta be some nutter who puts ketchup on pizza, right?
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 26 May 2013 03:08 (thirteen years ago)
― Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Saturday, May 25, 2013 6:00 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
haha
― lag∞n, Sunday, 26 May 2013 03:23 (thirteen years ago)
this may have been meant as a joke, but i'm sure that i've seen this.
― عليك ارتداء ماكياج من مهرج مثلي الجنس المتداول مائة عميق في سيارة مصغر (Eisbaer), Sunday, 26 May 2013 04:17 (thirteen years ago)
as Strongo's Neuvo Cuisine as it may be, admittedly.
removing the frigging pineapple is why
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Sunday, 26 May 2013 06:58 (thirteen years ago)
you know when someone prises apart a custard cream or similar biscuit and then they lick all the filling off that one half and then you see this damp, shiny and somewhat tongue-smoothed cookie-half? this is what you are confronted with once you've pulled that nasty bastard off
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Sunday, 26 May 2013 07:06 (thirteen years ago)
the pineapple i mean
you know who pulls their food apart instead of eating it, is 4-year olds
― j., Sunday, 26 May 2013 07:17 (thirteen years ago)
4-year olds pulling off nasty bastards
― Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Sunday, 26 May 2013 09:52 (thirteen years ago)
I just ruined my morning
― Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Sunday, 26 May 2013 09:53 (thirteen years ago)
and mine
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Sunday, 26 May 2013 09:57 (thirteen years ago)
what happened, guys?
― dylannn, Sunday, 26 May 2013 09:58 (thirteen years ago)
http://static.canalblog.com/storagev1/amesheures.canalblog.com/images/pizza_ananas_ma_s_1.jpg
― Euler, Sunday, 26 May 2013 10:14 (thirteen years ago)
i've ordered a veggie pizza and gotten french fries appear on it as one of the vegs, i was taken aback
but pineapple is great topping
― H in Addis, Sunday, 26 May 2013 19:31 (thirteen years ago)
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 00:01 (thirteen years ago)
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 26 May 2013 04:08 (2 days ago) Bookmark
i have a vivid memory of visiting still-commie poland as a kid and getting "pizza" off a street stall that literally was just bread with ketchup on top
later on in life i would have a gf that liked to dip her slices in a bit of ketchup on the side. found the vinegar boost hard to resist myself after a while tbh
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 00:32 (thirteen years ago)
― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Sunday, 26 May 2013 03:53 (2 days ago) Bookmark
idk if this was a joek but this is eminently workable and i'm surprised i don't see it more often than i already do... anchovies, capers, thyme, garlic, mozzarella/feta, rocket are v fine with beetroot
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 00:41 (thirteen years ago)
http://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/a6268039a644484c5c3d13d8a64705b2/tumblr_mnhldvhaC51qzniimo1_500.jpg
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 04:39 (thirteen years ago)
That slice is nearly a quarter of the entire pizza
― a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 04:44 (thirteen years ago)
Pretty greedy, Jose
Hot sauce on pizza, particularly greasy greek-style pizza, is a thing of wonder. Vinegar boosts otm.
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 05:24 (thirteen years ago)
Was there something about the enzymes in pineapple making th emeat even more tender? Pineapple on pizza is just so right it should be near requisite.
Yeah, majorly in favour of fruit in savoury dishes also some types of flower are quite useful in culinary endeavours. Just knowing what to use when would be the art.
― Stevolende, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 05:57 (thirteen years ago)
I could do roasted beets on pizza. Probably with pineapple even.
― how's life, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 11:05 (thirteen years ago)
Is that a side of mayo or ranch dressing that Pizza Pizza offers?
― tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 12:36 (thirteen years ago)
Ranch, garlic, jalapeño cheddar, dill, PP offers many dips. Jose appears to be holding two slices.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 15:28 (thirteen years ago)
You have already voted in this poll and cannot vote again.
fucker
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 17:36 (thirteen years ago)
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 00:01 (thirteen years ago)
Vindicated!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 00:27 (thirteen years ago)
thunderdome!
― j., Wednesday, 29 May 2013 00:29 (thirteen years ago)
^Actual name of a ucsb athletic facility
― a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 00:35 (thirteen years ago)
can you get pineapple there too
― j., Wednesday, 29 May 2013 00:41 (thirteen years ago)
94 disgusting savages
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 00:43 (thirteen years ago)
enjoy rolling in the wet patch after sex
xpost pineapples and pizzas litter our campus like acorns in a squirreless forest
― a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 00:47 (thirteen years ago)
not true. Shameless Jose Bautista bait, really
― a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 00:50 (thirteen years ago)
FUCK U URBAN SOPHISTICATES
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 00:51 (thirteen years ago)
christ...
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 00:54 (thirteen years ago)
Pineapple on pizza is a favorite palate cleanser between sips of varied Faygo available at the juggalos' tasting tent
― a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 01:04 (thirteen years ago)
surely our majority is even greater, assuming a contingent of pineapple-lovers unwilling to vote themselves disgusting savages.
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 01:07 (thirteen years ago)