forget pineapple on pizza, whatabout pineapple on a burger?
― brimstead, Friday, 24 May 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
That's what I was talking about upthread, the runny egg on top of the pizza! I had this in Bordeaux and it's great, I swear to God.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 24 May 2013 22:29 (eleven years ago) link
what about pineapple on a disgusting runny egg
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 24 May 2013 22:36 (eleven years ago) link
what about pineapple on a big smelly butt
that french pizza looks good you are all really weird
― lag∞n, Saturday, 25 May 2013 00:44 (eleven years ago) link
japanese pizza on the other hand
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― lag∞n, Saturday, 25 May 2013 00:45 (eleven years ago) link
aw thats just unpleasant
― my name is louis and i'm an acoleuthic (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 May 2013 00:46 (eleven years ago) link
bitter earth
― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Saturday, 25 May 2013 01:58 (eleven years ago) link
pineapple pizza is not my favorite, i mean it's ok. actively gross the morning after though. congealed cheese skin shrinking away from semi-solid yellow lump holes.
― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Saturday, 25 May 2013 02:05 (eleven years ago) link
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― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Saturday, 25 May 2013 02:26 (eleven years ago) link
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― j., Saturday, 25 May 2013 03:01 (eleven years ago) link
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― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 25 May 2013 03:18 (eleven years ago) link
lagoon why really man why.
― Oral Sex in Sharp’s Ridge Park (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 25 May 2013 03:53 (eleven years ago) link
do you guys think it's settled in a puddle of urine or that its stained the water with its runoff?
― dylannn, Saturday, 25 May 2013 05:28 (eleven years ago) link
i've had lots of solid japanese pizza.
there was this place i used to go... looked sort of like a toned down olive garden, red white checked tablecloths under plexiglass. the pizza was over the top pizza hut japan innovations dignified by an east asian ideal of authentic italian. my go-to was, blistered crust light on cheese, mayo + tuna + potato. i think mayonnaise on pizzas is tremendous.
― dylannn, Saturday, 25 May 2013 05:37 (eleven years ago) link
I had rly awesome pizza in Brussels once
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 25 May 2013 05:42 (eleven years ago) link
also I wd totally fuck w/ some leek pizza
actually now that I think of it I have made that before (crimini mushrooms, leeks, garlic sauteed in butter and evoo)
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 25 May 2013 05:43 (eleven years ago) link
which ninja turtle are you dylannn
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 25 May 2013 06:28 (eleven years ago) link
raphael.
― dylannn, Saturday, 25 May 2013 06:36 (eleven years ago) link
Cool but rude
― a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 25 May 2013 14:14 (eleven years ago) link
the moist patch of dough that you find under the pineapple on a pizza is the gastronomic equivalent of lying down on the damp patch after sex
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Saturday, 25 May 2013 15:29 (eleven years ago) link
That's why pineapple goes on top.
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Saturday, 25 May 2013 15:31 (eleven years ago) link
(in a manner of speaking)
Or comes last, if you prefer.
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Saturday, 25 May 2013 15:36 (eleven years ago) link
i think mayonnaise on pizzas is tremendous.
Never in my lifetime did I ever think I would read this sentence.
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Saturday, 25 May 2013 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
Mayonnaise makes sense on flammekueches but not on pizzas, no.
― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 25 May 2013 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
was gonna write "disgusting savages," but it's already a poll choice and therefore accurate of anyone who likes this abomination.
― عليك ارتداء ماكياج من مهرج مثلي الجنس المتداول مائة عميق في سيارة مصغر (Eisbaer), Saturday, 25 May 2013 16:12 (eleven years ago) link
kewpie mayo on everything
― 乒乓, Saturday, 25 May 2013 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
is this some british thing where the pineapple goes under the tomato sauce or something?
― how's life, Saturday, 25 May 2013 16:57 (eleven years ago) link
a friend of mine has a genuine hatred of mixing fruit in with anything (the sweet and sour world).raisins in curries, pineapples on pizza etc.i never thought about the whole concept of this until he ranted at me for an hour re the sheer evilness of such a thing.personally, ham + pineapple pizza = perfection ...
― mark e, Saturday, 25 May 2013 17:00 (eleven years ago) link
xp no - every pizza with pineapple I've seen in the UK has had the pineapple added on top as the last ingredient
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Saturday, 25 May 2013 17:04 (eleven years ago) link
pineapple does tend to displace everything beaneath it though ime
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Saturday, 25 May 2013 17:10 (eleven years ago) link
If the pineapple slices are as thin (or thinner) than the canadian bacon next to it, almost edible. Dole chunks = blow chunks.
Other disgusting-savage ingredients on pizza: sweetcorn, barbecued chicken.
― on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Saturday, 25 May 2013 17:11 (eleven years ago) link
I like big chunks on my pizza.
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Saturday, 25 May 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
...and Chinese style chicken on a pizza is really good.
i'm a disgusting savage in that i do like chicken on pizza. almost anything else that isn't "traditional," though, is a non-starter.
― عليك ارتداء ماكياج من مهرج مثلي الجنس المتداول مائة عميق في سيارة مصغر (Eisbaer), Saturday, 25 May 2013 17:16 (eleven years ago) link
i mean -- once i tried a ham-pizza, which i thought would be OK (since other types of swine meat on pizza is OK). maybe the pizzeria just sucked, or they used Oscar Meyer ham or something, but that ham-pizza was one of the most vile things i've ever eaten.
― عليك ارتداء ماكياج من مهرج مثلي الجنس المتداول مائة عميق في سيارة مصغر (Eisbaer), Saturday, 25 May 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
xxp general tso's chicken pizza
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 25 May 2013 17:19 (eleven years ago) link
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Sunday, 26 May 2013 01:29 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yes yes yes yes absolutely a billion times yes
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 25 May 2013 21:44 (eleven years ago) link
guess that makes eating the pineapple off a pizza the gastronomic equivalent of having sex, a+
― mookieproof, Saturday, 25 May 2013 21:51 (eleven years ago) link
xp: what the fuck is this moist patch of dough bullshit? that never happens. stop lying about life!
― how's life, Saturday, 25 May 2013 21:54 (eleven years ago) link
why are you looking under the toppings
― Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Saturday, 25 May 2013 22:00 (eleven years ago) link
"let's see what we find under here"*does the gastronomic equiv of lying down*"ewww, moist"
― Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Saturday, 25 May 2013 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
this is what happens when otherwise right-thinking societies fail to ban mayonnaise and make the manufacture or use thereof a capital offense
― Oral Sex in Sharp’s Ridge Park (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 26 May 2013 01:18 (eleven years ago) link
The 441st Stormed The Beaches Of Iwo Jima So That You Could Put Mayonnaise On Your Pizza, Never Forget
― 乒乓, Sunday, 26 May 2013 01:23 (eleven years ago) link
mayonaise can get fucked
― brimstead, Sunday, 26 May 2013 01:25 (eleven years ago) link
mayonnaise can get the gastronomical equivalent of fucked
― mookieproof, Sunday, 26 May 2013 01:27 (eleven years ago) link
mayonnaise on french fries is awesome.
― عليك ارتداء ماكياج من مهرج مثلي الجنس المتداول مائة عميق في سيارة مصغر (Eisbaer), Sunday, 26 May 2013 02:03 (eleven years ago) link