i'm picturing the press conference:reporter: "will there be pineapple on the pizza"scientist: ... confused look... "absolutely not."
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 24 May 2013 21:08 (thirteen years ago)
i wanna see french pizza, when i image search pizza on google.fr it looks just like the american pizza.
― j., Friday, 24 May 2013 21:23 (thirteen years ago)
OOO LA LA
http://www.womansday.com/cm/womansday/images/XV/02-France-fried-eggs.jpg
― waterface, Friday, 24 May 2013 21:25 (thirteen years ago)
okay no
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Friday, 24 May 2013 21:26 (thirteen years ago)
is that spring onion? cunts
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, 24 May 2013 21:30 (thirteen years ago)
only thing that can help that pizza is some rocket
― 乒乓, Friday, 24 May 2013 21:33 (thirteen years ago)
red rocket
omg you dick
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Friday, 24 May 2013 21:34 (thirteen years ago)
rocket is crisp, leafy and excellent with pizza
spring onion is greasy, slimy and abominable when cooked
dog dick pizza is about to be googled
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, 24 May 2013 21:34 (thirteen years ago)
no it's not. i'm a chicken. sorry.
Every pizza thread on every chat board i've been on (and folks, i've been on them all ;) ) there's always the moment when the pizzafuckers arrive. Welcome sir!
― waterface, Friday, 24 May 2013 21:35 (thirteen years ago)
Those balls of corruption got no place on pizzas, that is horrible. Pineapple is fine !
― Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Friday, 24 May 2013 21:36 (thirteen years ago)
in my experience green onions are not slimy, etc. on pizza - they're not cooked before hand, just tossed on raw, so they dry out, get a little singed maybe - very flavorful
is there meat somewhere on that egg pizza?
― j., Friday, 24 May 2013 21:40 (thirteen years ago)
i love leeks on pizza -- just the white part, finely chopped
― leno dunham (get bent), Friday, 24 May 2013 21:47 (thirteen years ago)
the greenish-white part, not the white-white part.
― leno dunham (get bent), Friday, 24 May 2013 21:48 (thirteen years ago)
oh damn i'd so love a florentine pizza right now
― r|t|c, Friday, 24 May 2013 22:15 (thirteen years ago)
I had an awesome pizza with leeks on it too. Need to start cooking more with leeks. leeks leeks leeks
― kinder, Friday, 24 May 2013 22:16 (thirteen years ago)
whoever made that egg pizza should have a drone sent to their house and a photograph of their respective head of state grinning, thumbs aloft, next to the charred remains of their house printed on their tombstone.
― random access maladies (hypehat), Friday, 24 May 2013 22:22 (thirteen years ago)
forget pineapple on pizza, whatabout pineapple on a burger?
― brimstead, Friday, 24 May 2013 22:25 (thirteen years ago)
That's what I was talking about upthread, the runny egg on top of the pizza! I had this in Bordeaux and it's great, I swear to God.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 24 May 2013 22:29 (thirteen years ago)
what about pineapple on a disgusting runny egg
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 24 May 2013 22:36 (thirteen years ago)
what about pineapple on a big smelly butt
that french pizza looks good you are all really weird
― lag∞n, Saturday, 25 May 2013 00:44 (thirteen years ago)
japanese pizza on the other hand
http://www.blogissues.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/pizza-hut-double-roll.jpg
― lag∞n, Saturday, 25 May 2013 00:45 (thirteen years ago)
aw thats just unpleasant
― my name is louis and i'm an acoleuthic (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 May 2013 00:46 (thirteen years ago)
bitter earth
― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Saturday, 25 May 2013 01:58 (thirteen years ago)
pineapple pizza is not my favorite, i mean it's ok. actively gross the morning after though. congealed cheese skin shrinking away from semi-solid yellow lump holes.
― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Saturday, 25 May 2013 02:05 (thirteen years ago)
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― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Saturday, 25 May 2013 02:26 (thirteen years ago)
a lot is riding on the outcome
― j., Saturday, 25 May 2013 03:01 (thirteen years ago)
what did you expect from this thread
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 25 May 2013 03:18 (thirteen years ago)
lagoon why really man why.
― Oral Sex in Sharp’s Ridge Park (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 25 May 2013 03:53 (thirteen years ago)
do you guys think it's settled in a puddle of urine or that its stained the water with its runoff?
― dylannn, Saturday, 25 May 2013 05:28 (thirteen years ago)
i've had lots of solid japanese pizza.
there was this place i used to go... looked sort of like a toned down olive garden, red white checked tablecloths under plexiglass. the pizza was over the top pizza hut japan innovations dignified by an east asian ideal of authentic italian. my go-to was, blistered crust light on cheese, mayo + tuna + potato. i think mayonnaise on pizzas is tremendous.
― dylannn, Saturday, 25 May 2013 05:37 (thirteen years ago)
I had rly awesome pizza in Brussels once
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 25 May 2013 05:42 (thirteen years ago)
also I wd totally fuck w/ some leek pizza
actually now that I think of it I have made that before (crimini mushrooms, leeks, garlic sauteed in butter and evoo)
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 25 May 2013 05:43 (thirteen years ago)
which ninja turtle are you dylannn
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 25 May 2013 06:28 (thirteen years ago)
raphael.
― dylannn, Saturday, 25 May 2013 06:36 (thirteen years ago)
Cool but rude
― a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 25 May 2013 14:14 (thirteen years ago)
the moist patch of dough that you find under the pineapple on a pizza is the gastronomic equivalent of lying down on the damp patch after sex
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Saturday, 25 May 2013 15:29 (thirteen years ago)
That's why pineapple goes on top.
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Saturday, 25 May 2013 15:31 (thirteen years ago)
(in a manner of speaking)
Or comes last, if you prefer.
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Saturday, 25 May 2013 15:36 (thirteen years ago)
i think mayonnaise on pizzas is tremendous.
Never in my lifetime did I ever think I would read this sentence.
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Saturday, 25 May 2013 15:39 (thirteen years ago)
Mayonnaise makes sense on flammekueches but not on pizzas, no.
― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 25 May 2013 16:10 (thirteen years ago)
was gonna write "disgusting savages," but it's already a poll choice and therefore accurate of anyone who likes this abomination.
― عليك ارتداء ماكياج من مهرج مثلي الجنس المتداول مائة عميق في سيارة مصغر (Eisbaer), Saturday, 25 May 2013 16:12 (thirteen years ago)
kewpie mayo on everything
― 乒乓, Saturday, 25 May 2013 16:38 (thirteen years ago)
is this some british thing where the pineapple goes under the tomato sauce or something?
― how's life, Saturday, 25 May 2013 16:57 (thirteen years ago)
a friend of mine has a genuine hatred of mixing fruit in with anything (the sweet and sour world).raisins in curries, pineapples on pizza etc.i never thought about the whole concept of this until he ranted at me for an hour re the sheer evilness of such a thing.personally, ham + pineapple pizza = perfection ...
― mark e, Saturday, 25 May 2013 17:00 (thirteen years ago)