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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andouillette

stronger in scent when the colon is used

...think I'll be skipping that one. Colon on my pizza is going too far.

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Friday, 24 May 2013 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

All have a strong, distinctive odor related to their intestinal origins and components. Although sometimes repellant to the uninitiated, this aspect of andouillette is prized by its devotees.

lolololol

"hooray, my sausage smells like shit!"

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Friday, 24 May 2013 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

The French parliamentarian Edouard Herriot and Mayor of Lyon once said talking about the "Andouillette de Troyes"; "Politics is like an andouillette – it should smell a little like shit, but not too much."

OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, 24 May 2013 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

I looooooooooooove andouillette.

"La Politique, c'est comme l'andouillette. Ça doit sentir la merde mais pas trop."

Euler, Friday, 24 May 2013 19:54 (eleven years ago) link

it doesn't smell that much usually. just enough that you know what you're eating.

I mean, if you eat hot dogs...

Euler, Friday, 24 May 2013 19:57 (eleven years ago) link

I do not eat a lot of hot dogs tbh

and, when I do, they have been processed so much that they don't smell like shit

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Friday, 24 May 2013 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

Andouillete is one of the three sort of meat that I miss since I became a vegetarian, along with foie gras and merguez.

Tbs, it doesn't make much sense on pizza.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 24 May 2013 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

andouillette on pizza would be hilar

was gonna link to photos of examples but it reminded me of why one is best off avoiding pizza in France

Euler, Friday, 24 May 2013 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

I would try a foie gras pizza, mostly because lol

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Friday, 24 May 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

Am I going to have to tell you all about the greatest pizza in Europe? It won a continent-wide award, and I ate it, for 7 euro and 50 cents. It was every bit the hype.

Its primary topping was cured pork fat.

OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, 24 May 2013 20:12 (eleven years ago) link

crossposting this to an actual active pizza thread
http://www.theverge.com/2013/5/21/4350948/nasa-funding-3d-food-printer-pizza

ciderpress, Friday, 24 May 2013 20:13 (eleven years ago) link

i'm picturing the press conference:
reporter: "will there be pineapple on the pizza"
scientist: ... confused look... "absolutely not."

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 24 May 2013 21:08 (eleven years ago) link

i wanna see french pizza, when i image search pizza on google.fr it looks just like the american pizza.

j., Friday, 24 May 2013 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

OOO LA LA

http://www.womansday.com/cm/womansday/images/XV/02-France-fried-eggs.jpg

waterface, Friday, 24 May 2013 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

okay no

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Friday, 24 May 2013 21:26 (eleven years ago) link

is that spring onion? cunts

OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, 24 May 2013 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

only thing that can help that pizza is some rocket

乒乓, Friday, 24 May 2013 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

red rocket

乒乓, Friday, 24 May 2013 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

omg you dick

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Friday, 24 May 2013 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

rocket is crisp, leafy and excellent with pizza

spring onion is greasy, slimy and abominable when cooked

dog dick pizza is about to be googled

OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, 24 May 2013 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

no it's not. i'm a chicken. sorry.

OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, 24 May 2013 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

Every pizza thread on every chat board i've been on (and folks, i've been on them all ;) ) there's always the moment when the pizzafuckers arrive. Welcome sir!

waterface, Friday, 24 May 2013 21:35 (eleven years ago) link

Those balls of corruption got no place on pizzas, that is horrible. Pineapple is fine !

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Friday, 24 May 2013 21:36 (eleven years ago) link

in my experience green onions are not slimy, etc. on pizza - they're not cooked before hand, just tossed on raw, so they dry out, get a little singed maybe - very flavorful

is there meat somewhere on that egg pizza?

j., Friday, 24 May 2013 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

i love leeks on pizza -- just the white part, finely chopped

leno dunham (get bent), Friday, 24 May 2013 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

the greenish-white part, not the white-white part.

leno dunham (get bent), Friday, 24 May 2013 21:48 (eleven years ago) link

oh damn i'd so love a florentine pizza right now

r|t|c, Friday, 24 May 2013 22:15 (eleven years ago) link

I had an awesome pizza with leeks on it too. Need to start cooking more with leeks. leeks leeks leeks

kinder, Friday, 24 May 2013 22:16 (eleven years ago) link

whoever made that egg pizza should have a drone sent to their house and a photograph of their respective head of state grinning, thumbs aloft, next to the charred remains of their house printed on their tombstone.

random access maladies (hypehat), Friday, 24 May 2013 22:22 (eleven years ago) link

forget pineapple on pizza, whatabout pineapple on a burger?

brimstead, Friday, 24 May 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

That's what I was talking about upthread, the runny egg on top of the pizza! I had this in Bordeaux and it's great, I swear to God.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 24 May 2013 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

what about pineapple on a disgusting runny egg

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 24 May 2013 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

what about pineapple on a big smelly butt

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 24 May 2013 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

that french pizza looks good you are all really weird

lag∞n, Saturday, 25 May 2013 00:44 (eleven years ago) link

japanese pizza on the other hand

http://www.blogissues.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/pizza-hut-double-roll.jpg

lag∞n, Saturday, 25 May 2013 00:45 (eleven years ago) link

aw thats just unpleasant

my name is louis and i'm an acoleuthic (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 May 2013 00:46 (eleven years ago) link

bitter earth

the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Saturday, 25 May 2013 01:58 (eleven years ago) link

pineapple pizza is not my favorite, i mean it's ok. actively gross the morning after though. congealed cheese skin shrinking away from semi-solid yellow lump holes.

the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Saturday, 25 May 2013 02:05 (eleven years ago) link

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the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 25 May 2013 03:18 (eleven years ago) link

lagoon why really man why.

do you guys think it's settled in a puddle of urine or that its stained the water with its runoff?

dylannn, Saturday, 25 May 2013 05:28 (eleven years ago) link

i've had lots of solid japanese pizza.

there was this place i used to go... looked sort of like a toned down olive garden, red white checked tablecloths under plexiglass. the pizza was over the top pizza hut japan innovations dignified by an east asian ideal of authentic italian. my go-to was, blistered crust light on cheese, mayo + tuna + potato. i think mayonnaise on pizzas is tremendous.

dylannn, Saturday, 25 May 2013 05:37 (eleven years ago) link

I had rly awesome pizza in Brussels once

siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 25 May 2013 05:42 (eleven years ago) link

also I wd totally fuck w/ some leek pizza

siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 25 May 2013 05:42 (eleven years ago) link

actually now that I think of it I have made that before (crimini mushrooms, leeks, garlic sauteed in butter and evoo)

siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 25 May 2013 05:43 (eleven years ago) link

which ninja turtle are you dylannn

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 25 May 2013 06:28 (eleven years ago) link

raphael.

dylannn, Saturday, 25 May 2013 06:36 (eleven years ago) link


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