I'd like to reiterate my support for "mouse porn", Dan, and keep up the good work!
― slacki (libcrypt), Sunday, 15 February 2009 18:07 (seventeen years ago)
I've only just taken a good look at the wall street one and it is fabulous. I hop when Obama is setting up his presidential library he engages Mr Lacey to do the frescos.
― Ed, Sunday, 15 February 2009 19:21 (seventeen years ago)
Allow me to celebrate the one year anniversary of this thread by previewing an oil painting of a man having sex with a mouse.
NSFW
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 01:21 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.faithmouse.com/masturbating_bear.jpg
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 22 February 2009 04:26 (seventeen years ago)
Don't get it...?
― I feel twitterers around me (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 February 2009 04:28 (seventeen years ago)
Character from the late night US Conan O'Brien program.
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 22 February 2009 06:07 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.faithmouse.com/the_final_battle_censored.jpg
Click to view uncensored version (NSFW)
― Dan Lacey, Monday, 23 February 2009 21:20 (seventeen years ago)
Truly a picture worthy of a dream.
― ----> (libcrypt), Monday, 23 February 2009 21:41 (seventeen years ago)
guernico_O
― Throwing Puffy under the gay bus, whatever that means (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 February 2009 21:49 (seventeen years ago)
Bobby Jindal Volcano painting NSFW
Obama: The Raging Sea-http://www.faithmouse.com/raging_sea_obama.jpg
Socks the Cat memorial portrait-http://www.faithmouse.com/socks_the_cat.jpg
http://www.faithmouse.com/padre_pio_light.jpg
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 1 March 2009 06:59 (seventeen years ago)
Hmm, not bad.
The logo nipples are a bit much, and I get the idea our President ain't the type to wear briefs, but I dig the Socks and Fidel portraits. I only wish Volcano Jindal had some sort of monitoring device on him.
― kingfish, Sunday, 1 March 2009 09:44 (seventeen years ago)
that's Pio of Pietrelcina
― s1ocki kong country (cankles), Sunday, 1 March 2009 12:21 (seventeen years ago)
Anyone with a beard is Fidel to Kingfish.
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 1 March 2009 16:24 (seventeen years ago)
its true
― kingfish, Sunday, 1 March 2009 16:29 (seventeen years ago)
Michelle Obama, La Pancake Baker
― Dan Lacey, Thursday, 5 March 2009 21:59 (seventeen years ago)
whoa
― We are all from Northampton now (caek), Friday, 6 March 2009 12:27 (seventeen years ago)
lol at pink dolphin ref.
― i got 51 sbs on my profile (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 March 2009 14:23 (seventeen years ago)
Gawker contest-Bring Your Crazy Pancake Painting Idea to Life!
― Dan Lacey, Friday, 6 March 2009 21:46 (seventeen years ago)
I want the Socks painting.
― Event Horizon (Nicole), Friday, 6 March 2009 21:48 (seventeen years ago)
Socks has been sold, but I would be happy to paint another.
Self-portrait, with pancake NSFW
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 8 March 2009 04:54 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.faithmouse.com/rush_the_hut.jpg
Obama Emanuel Unicorn NSFW
Brand New Day, original art NSFW
The last one is the original art for a cartoon I started a few months ago.
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 28 March 2009 17:27 (seventeen years ago)
Where The Wild Obama Are NSFW
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 29 March 2009 07:07 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.myspace.com/myfimalpas
Lyrics, with (notes) by Myfi
TAINT
Why don't we liaiseMy nets will partRevealing a window that's only for you
Why can't we relaxDon't mind the mess dearI toyed with Obama for something to do (Toyed...sex toy... a terrible joke!)
Even my redeemer is resting (Redeemer = Obama)I carryThe weight of the world (Reference to Taint cartoon where she carries a limp Obama over her shoulder)
Expectations, frustrationsNo conference, no gloryJust dark rooms and juicesResentment and stories
Seems their armies will march for the mice (Soldiers = penises)It's time to raise my price (Ref to 'Catholic Harlot' cartoon)
Why don't you confessI hear repentanceArouses, asphyxiation for the soul
Why do I digressMy work's not overTil green faces smile from beneath soiled springs
Surely what's left hear is mine (foetuses)To dispose of as I likeTrue no treaty abidesFor that little sacrifice (Disposal of aborted foetuses)But you know battlegroundsLie wherever killing's found (I'm a feminist :P )
― Dan Lacey, Friday, 3 April 2009 22:08 (seventeen years ago)
An oil portrait of Warren Ellis.
http://www.faithmouse.com/a_portrait_of_warren_ellis.jpg
The Cougar
http://www.faithmouse.com/the_cougar_tvland.jpg
http://www.faithmouse.com/dont_run_with_scissors.jpg
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 11 April 2009 07:00 (seventeen years ago)
Scissors and eyeballs is an homage?
― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 April 2009 13:04 (seventeen years ago)
It is a warning. A warning not to run with scissors.
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 11 April 2009 17:06 (seventeen years ago)
Heeded.
― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 April 2009 17:13 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.faithmouse.com/matt_drudge_face_mask_pancake.jpg
A painting of Eight Belles, requested by Peta
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 2 May 2009 01:17 (seventeen years ago)
your client list must be a thing to behold dan.
― Long, helmet-defying hair (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 May 2009 03:14 (seventeen years ago)
Belated congrats to Dan appearing on the front page of the motherfucking new york times on Sunday!http://www.faithmouse.com/new_york_times_dan_lacey.jpgInterviewed, even: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/31/arts/design/31pain.html?_r=1
― Feugh! (since somebody always asks: rhymes with "Peugh!") (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 02:56 (seventeen years ago)
I saw that - congrats!
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 03:43 (seventeen years ago)
Hey, thanks. They specifically asked for Obama unicorn print files for the article, but didn't use any of them. A big Obama Nude On A Unicorn painting on the front cover of the Times would have sold more paper.
http://www.faithmouse.com/abu_ghraib_obama.jpg
CBS News Sunday morning used one of my recent Susan Boyle paintings in a Mo Rocca segment. Once I transfer it from VHS to disc I'll post it online.
http://www.faithmouse.com/susan_boyle_cat_duet.jpg
I'm famous now, so you all owe me five dollars for merely looking at this thread. But, because you are my friends, I will only ask half-price for additional looks. You can pay me via Paypal.
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 04:00 (seventeen years ago)
Dan, can we get a portrait of this guy?
http://www.courierpress.com/news/2009/jun/18/man-arrested-dealing-cocaine-mid-haircut/?partner=yahoo_headlines
http://media.courierpress.com/media/img/photos/2009/06/18/bailey_t607.JPG
― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 June 2009 16:34 (seventeen years ago)
It looks like he purposefully did that to his hair so you could snort lines of coke directly off of the top of his head.
http://www.faithmouse.com/perez_hilton_black_eyed_peas.jpg
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 04:45 (seventeen years ago)
Faithmouse appears in print starting on Monday in a paper in the UK-
http://thechristiantimes.org
http://www.faithmouse.com/tct_christania.jpg
The first cartoon is a line drawing, but most of them will be full paintings.
― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 19:03 (seventeen years ago)
Are you gonna have to tone it down?
― nickn, Thursday, 25 June 2009 02:42 (seventeen years ago)
congrats dan!
― Mindless Thugs Mixtape Volume One (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 June 2009 02:55 (seventeen years ago)
this guy's terrible. do people actually like him or is it some kind of ironic wesley willis shit?
― my asian girlfriend (bug), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:26 (seventeen years ago)
i actually like him
― Mindless Thugs Mixtape Volume One (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:30 (seventeen years ago)
ok
― my asian girlfriend (bug), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:30 (seventeen years ago)
I like outsider art, and while Dan isn't really an outsider artist, his stuff has the flavor of that stuff. Plus, he's demented in a very original and fun way.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 25 June 2009 03:57 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.faithmouse.com/american_idol_obama_unicorn.jpg
A painting of Jesus and Michael Jackson, still in progress-
http://www.faithmouse.com/mj_not_alone_inpro2.jpg
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 28 June 2009 06:12 (seventeen years ago)
when will we see an MJ tribute
― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Sunday, 28 June 2009 15:05 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.faithmouse.com/michael_jackson_you_are_not_alone.jpg
http://www.faithmouse.com/michael-jackson-you-are-not-alone.jpg
― Dan Lacey, Monday, 29 June 2009 06:29 (seventeen years ago)
Comedy Central
They commissioned a painting for this Thursday's Tosh.0.
― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 05:50 (sixteen years ago)
Dan are you gonna be on? Should I Tivo?
― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 05:57 (sixteen years ago)
I won't be on, but they'll be showing about four paintings in a segment.
― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 06:08 (sixteen years ago)
just saw this! sweet
― Kerm, Friday, 31 July 2009 02:13 (sixteen years ago)
They were very nice.
Tosh.0
― Dan Lacey, Friday, 31 July 2009 02:22 (sixteen years ago)
http://faithmouse.blogspot.com/2009/10/nobel-prize-obama-unicorn-art.html
― StanM, Saturday, 10 October 2009 07:42 (sixteen years ago)