pineapple on pizza

that's like saying "parmesan cheese is inexplicable to me - isn't it kinda redundant?"

I don't always want pineapple on a pizza, but sometimes I do and I don't feel like a savage.

people put regular non-sun-dried tomatoes on pizza and it's not weird, sun-dried is always a good idea tho

sun-dried is better for pizza than regular tomatoes b/c of lack of water content. no one wants a waterlogged pizza. otoh, a little thinly sliced heirloom tomato can be lovely on a pizza.

I just think that tomato & tomato sauce flavours are too alike - they cancel each other out. Parm & mozz aren't and don't. (And I don't use parmesan on pizza anyways). But y'know, ymmv.

"they cancel each other out"

wait, so when you eat a pizza with tomato sauce and sun-dried tomatoes, you can't taste either of them?

Pineapple on pizza is brilliant. The other week I had a RHUBARB CRUMBLE pizza. It wasn't that great actually

well you're wrong

uh xxp

absolutely in no way whatsoever

recall some great pizza fights of yesteryear where the thought of rocket lettuce or shellfish on pizza was riot-clowned. well here's yr latest update: they're still great toppings. pineapple is one of the few things I find genuinely disgusting to sink my teeth into alongside the crisp crunch and cheesy give of a pizza. but then america is a nation of deep-pan grossness, not pizza

Pizza aint all that, pineapple > pizza

do you think pizza threads give the best clusterfucks

idk id like to see a pineapple thread go balls out just once, to compare

well the whole perpetua thing was basically a pineapple clusterfuck tbf

Pineapple, but only if it's also got ham with it.

I'm wholly against fruit in non-dessert contexts -- i.e. in salads, with cheese, all GROSS. Tomatoes excepted, of course.

― llama del rey (Leee), Friday, 24 May 2013 05:23 (5 hours ago) Bookmark

Sweet does not belong with salty!!!

― llama del rey (Leee), Friday, 24 May 2013 05:34 (5 hours ago) Bookmark

this is one of the finest things in life you gibbering fool

Tomatoes on pizza make the slice super heavy and kinda awkward

pineapple fulfils every need iirc

in orbit, it's been closed for eight years!

I love pineapple, but I hate any sort of hot or cooked fruit, so no pineapple on pizza for me.

pineapple on pizza is nasty.

and anchovies are the best topping, obviously.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic)
Posted: May 24, 2013, 4:20:34 AM
There's a pizza chain up here (oh well I guess down there too, Boston Pizza?)

ha I've only ever seen these in Canada and the name always makes me laugh cause pizza in Boston is usually p turrible

(north end excepted)

people who can't dig the sweet+salty combo have arrested tastebud development i reckon

yeah but this isn't a sweet/salty issue, it's a textural issue

I am so making a pineapple/onion/pepper/black olive pizza tonight.

best pizza topping fyi is mashed potato + bacon + garlic

No no no no, best pizza topping is another pizza.

mostly pizza toppings don't matter, the base is the important bit

Best pizza topping is mozzarella sticks.

I once saw a man dip cheese pizza into ranch dressing

fuck yeah

like tears in the ranch

I once saw a clusterfuck about dipping cheese pizza into ranch dressing

Baked beans on top of plain cheese pizza

If you own a pizzeria and you put a salad bar in that pizzeria, people will steal everything in that salad bar and dip their pizza in it when god isn't looking

my go-to pizzas:

pepperoni, mushroom, black olive
sausage, mushroom, garlic
pepperoni, mushroom, sausage, garlic, black olive

one day I will recreate the amazing taco pizza they had at the pizza place where I worked in high school that remains to this day the only taco pizza variant I've liked

does the pizza place still exist?

feel like one of those LHC naysayers, except the resulting event horizon will be only too real. don't risk it, dan

the only pizza pp and I eat is canadian bacon and pineapple, unless the kids have insisted on pepperoni

the pizza place has been gone for I'm not saying how many years, but a long time

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/09/Deep_Fried_Pizza.jpg/250px-Deep_Fried_Pizza.jpg
Deep-fried pizza

bazrf

who put out their cigarettes on that pizza

US pizza vs Australian pizza offerings are two completely different things. Australia is all specialty pizzas and US just goes by number of toppings and is obsessed with how many different cheeses are on there and how many different places they can find to stuff that cheese into. Its so weird.

I can see how people would not enjoy pineapple on a pizza. The sweet with the savory just doesn't work sometimes. For me Maple syrup on bacon and eggs is something I will never understand.

why not just top it off with gummi bears you visigoths

got you pineapple ppl something to take yr pizzas to the next level

http://www.grocerycouponnetwork.com/images/food-products/Geisha_Mandarin_Oranges.jpg

Or go from the opposite direction, and add bacon to an Oreo pizza.

or just go totally hardcore and get a durian pizza

Or get a salt shaker and a sugar dispenser and pour them both into your mouth at the same time.