why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

"i'll have a hope, cash, and jobs"
"we only have bob marley, is that ok"

"your terrible ideas"

did bob marley ever actually say as much about anything as even the 'real' bob marley infographics represent him as saying??

before teh tumblrnet i kind of assumed he mostly just sang and was super high a lot.

googling "ital pizza" has some significant barriers. what was "bob marley pizza"?

bob marley did in fact write a book of inspirational epigraphs called jah feelings which is i assume where all of these are from, the genuine ones anyway

How can you stare at a red light if you have ping pong ball halves taped to your eyes?

place red lights inside the ping pong ball halves

Tape the broken halves of red light bulbs over your eyes. Don't worry about the shards, you'll hallucinate those away.

i can lol about it a little bit, but sometimes these indoctrination-oriented slogan posters get me down! real question: who is behind this shit?
who is operating these stupid websites where people apparently stockpile these? teenagers? sad old rural people? people in bangladesh? examples? just curious because this is the shit i see recycled in student papers constantly, and it drives me bananas. note the usage of the word amazing -- this is clearly for youngs. all i want to know is who is spoonfeeding them this horseshit?

Ziggy Marley iirc

that would be a good story

How can you stare at a red light if you have ping pong ball halves taped to your eyes?

― carl agatha, Thursday, May 23, 2013 1:23 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I know this is a joke but ping-pong balls do allow light to penetrate, they are somewhat translucent. So if you keep your eyes open inside the ping-pong glasses while a red light is shone at you, and focus at the brightest point you can perceive, you can be said to be 'staring at' the red light.

Ganzfeld tester as fancy dress costume comes in useful yet again...

Well what do you know.

how's life
Posted: May 23, 2013, 8:28:02 AM
googling "ital pizza" has some significant barriers. what was "bob marley pizza"?

"Jamaican jerk chicken, pineapple, red onion, black olives, red sauce, and mozzarella"

- Bob Marley

pineapple is a dealbreaker

Yeah, I kinda wanted to keep my ordering of this pizza quiet after I took such a strong stance in the mango salsa thread

I did not enjoy the pizza while drunk, so that says something

"yeah, can i get umm, a large deep-dish with pineapple and why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk chicken?"

pineapple is a dealbreaker

this is otm and needs to be on a motivational poster

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4517/robot20dinosaur20sex.jpg

Feeling this one.

oh shit i know the perfect thread for that one

well it's not going to help anyone learn Mandarin any quicker

pity the fool who doesnt like pineapple on their pizza

i wonder what figurative astonishment would apply to?

pity the fool who doesnt like pineapple on their pizza

sadly this is a matter of fact, not opinion

there are people who like pineapple on pizza; those people are wrong

Pineapple is the best fruit. But the ham is integral I've found. Jerk chicken is great, but to replace the ham on a Hawaiian pizza? You've served me jerk-store chicken my friend

bacon-pineapple is the best pizza

Bacon is an acceptable substitute for ham because it's just better ham

i feel like the crunchiness of chopped up bacon is better than the big piece of flabby ham lying there, also the flavor, everyone do yrself a favor

no, floppy ham is better on pizza than bacon, bacon always ends up tough and burnt

but everything is worse with pineapple

burnt bacon? get a new pizza store ffs

Pineapple on pizza is the wrongest thing.

theres no reason for the bacon to be burnt, it should be all diced up into v small pieces, if you have whole pieces it can be not the best pizza biting experience

and pineapple is the best topping obvs

pineapple on pizza <-- poll

nah i've never had a good experience with bacon on pizza, it just doesn't belong there. too salty anyway

Tell that to the anchovies!

no this is how robots and dinosaurs interact

http://users.rcn.com/rschrade/fite.jpg

back to the bumper stickers

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s480x480/426467_10151264716545933_706095903_n.jpg

(as in, people sharing them via fb)

http://i.imgur.com/21xuCBX.jpg

shd've been J Kyle instead of P Moron shurely

http://i.imgur.com/hMlkraV.jpg

I love this macro

Give the stick.
...DON'T GIVE HER THE STICK

i don't know how i feel about that whole thing, but "ride in on yr beautiful leather canine" is one for the ages

original draft of lyrics to billy joel's "tell her about it"

"love her balls and die"

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/p480x480/942080_591786550852606_1922769611_n.jpg