You Want Superman Revamp? [Also the Man of Steel (2013) thread]

have a glass of apple Snyder

personally I can't wait for Zach Snyder's "The Yellow Wallpaper"

shakey relax

Hey guys just got back from finishing my SNYDE OR DIE tattoo what's up

i have a pair of google glasses that play nothing but snyder movies 24-7 it's the best u guys

snyde or die loooooooooooool

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I was supposed to go get lunch 14 minutes ago and instead I am listening to the audio of this video Ned posted while clicking over to its tab every now and then to see if the visuals have changed

this movie looks cool as heck

Yes, we're all huge Snyder fans here (we call ourselves the the Ruff Snyders)

― lego maniac cop (latebloomer), Wednesday, May 22, 2013 1:22 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol

Shakey Morbz Collier

this is the first trailer to make this look possibly good

http://www.spscriptorium.com/Season12/bodysnatchers.jpg

They got to you too. :(

How many people can be pissed off in how many different ways by one quote? Let's find out!

And producer Christopher Nolan acknowledges the irony that Snyder is making a movie about the original superhero after making a movie adaptation of the ultimate superhero deconstruction in Watchmen:

"It’s ironic but it’s a very productive irony. You’re dealing with a filmmaker who has deconstructed this mythology and now has to reconstruct it. That’s a fascinating challenge for him... [Zack has an] innate aptitude for dealing with superheroes as real characters. That was what a new approach to Superman required. He understands the power of iconic images, but he also understands the people behind them."

hey wait, are we going to get slomo shots of young angsty Superman pulling limbs off of people, because I fully endorse that

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THIS... IS... SMALLVILLE! *tears mugger in half*

hey dan does your ILX mail work

(if you are just ignoring me nbd)

sorry it does, it's just an account I rarely check

http://rhetoricsuperhero.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/quitely4.jpg

Superman needs to be more like Black Adam imo

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/12/123659/2423284-crisis6p3.gif

yo sic

Boston -- Classic or Dirty Water?

innate aptitude

just gonna assume he meant ineptitude here

It's only Nolan, he thought that last Batman film actually made sense

Sad we're not going to get that movie with Batman and Superman chilling together, but I wouldn't want to see these guys hang out anyway

First review by Glenn Kenny is a good one:

http://movies.msn.com/movies/movie-critic-reviews/man-of-steel.2/

Shakey-bait: directed by admittedly somewhat audacious blockbuster engineer Zack Snyder

at least he doesn't make the mistake of calling him a filmmaker

http://manofsteelresources.com/

lol touché

The thing that bothers me most about this movie is the color palette, to be honest. Not nearly bold and comic-y enough.

i feel like that font is intended to remind us that nolan is involved. also, you have to have eagle vision to read the title.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-o4ZmF_PjQxE/UalCGYQXLDI/AAAAAAABGXU/5TR8hxk986U/s800/man+steel+billboard.jpg

it's like an eye test

Halls Cough Drops: The Movie

do we get special glasses in the mail so we can read the fucking thing or

by we I mean you because obv I am not in the greater LA area

at local screening last night, critics were horrified, if their FB posts this morning are any indication.

how so?

5 minutes in, the print they were watching jumpcut to "A Serbian Film"

It's a risky move, the implications of which are fully realized in the movie's tense climax, in which Superman is compelled to act in a way that none of the other prior screen incarnations of the hero would ever have even considered.

gonna go out on a limb here and guess that Superman kills some innocent people

FINALLY the grim and gritty superman movie that no one was asking for

cool, we're getting pre-Crisis Superman

in bone-snapping 360-degree rotating slowmo

ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY BY

CHRISTOPHER NOLAN

DAVID S. GOYER

THAT "SUPERMAN IS A DICK" WEBSITE GUY

Superman goes on a PCP binge and eats off Lex Luthor's face

Wait, he eats off of his face, or eats his face off?

he eats a tasty calzone off Lex Luthor's face, yes that's exactly what I was saying

"Oh hey Kal-El would you like a tasty calzone?"

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/verger.jpg

Why didn't I go with "Kal-elzone?" WHY?

As punishment, you will be banished to endless imprisonment in the Phantom Kalzone: the eternal void, which you yourself discovered.