why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

sorry to interrupt yall but

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a'ight. Whoever made/shared the meme is a jackass though. In an unsual departure for this thread.

xp

My biggest beef is LISTEN, IT'S OK TO PRAY IN SCHOOL.

I've seen students say grace over lunch. Teachers sing gospel songs. Benedictions at graduations. All this at public schools and not once has some government jack-booted thug come smashing through the windows to detain the citizenry. What you can't do is force others to join you – and that includes cute little "one-mintues of silence"

War on Christmas. stfu.

a'ight. Whoever made/shared the meme is a jackass though. In an unsual departure for this thread.

You talking about the prayer thing? This thread is packed loaded full of bullshit like that, what are you talking about.

uh

xp Talking bout the original share on fb, not the share for yuks itt

yeah pp i get what the meme-makers are trying to do, i just wasn't sure if this teacher innocently mentioned that she prayed during an interview or if she herself was getting all "put Jesus back in school"

To clarify, no-one's a jackass for sharing these brainwrongs itt for jokes

guys id be very surprised if a praying mrs crosswhite even existed

so chill

this would be pretty awesome though:

All this at public schools and not once has some government jack-booted thug come smashing through the windows to detain the citizenry.

Don't you realize that the tornado was a government run false flag operation to disappear praying students and teachers under the guise of "weather"?

she exists, i looked her up; haven't found her saying exactly what that meme says tho

Not sure about them 'said the serail rapist' over pictures of women running just sayin

― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, May 22, 2013 5:07 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

obs employing rape in a joke is pretty fraught but i like how they point out how sociopathic a lot of the inspirational self help sentiment is

Yeah it wd be fine if not for the two examples being over pictures of actual women jogging, which doesn't add much.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/261791_10100525445065799_1321260514_n.jpg

ok i sort of love that tumblr now

http://25.media.tumblr.com/73d8e46465cd345a3c38443330090fc3/tumblr_mmzydcvpVF1ririjeo1_500.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/4585b3331a985dfbef5ac696a221143c/tumblr_mmz15c19GW1ririjeo1_500.jpg

i don't believe it!

literally unbelievable.

Crüt, did you get that off a Matmos fan page? :D

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/487502_539345386097482_1223440384_n.jpg

Suspect we've done this one before, with or without Marley.

I tried to order a Hawaiian pizza at a bar last weekend and the dude replied, "we only have Bob Marley pizza, is that ok?" And I said "sure," not knowing what I was in for bc bob marley is so wise and that must extend to pizza toppings

"i'll have a hope, cash, and jobs"
"we only have bob marley, is that ok"

"your terrible ideas"

did bob marley ever actually say as much about anything as even the 'real' bob marley infographics represent him as saying??

before teh tumblrnet i kind of assumed he mostly just sang and was super high a lot.

googling "ital pizza" has some significant barriers. what was "bob marley pizza"?

bob marley did in fact write a book of inspirational epigraphs called jah feelings which is i assume where all of these are from, the genuine ones anyway

How can you stare at a red light if you have ping pong ball halves taped to your eyes?

place red lights inside the ping pong ball halves

Tape the broken halves of red light bulbs over your eyes. Don't worry about the shards, you'll hallucinate those away.

i can lol about it a little bit, but sometimes these indoctrination-oriented slogan posters get me down! real question: who is behind this shit?
who is operating these stupid websites where people apparently stockpile these? teenagers? sad old rural people? people in bangladesh? examples? just curious because this is the shit i see recycled in student papers constantly, and it drives me bananas. note the usage of the word amazing -- this is clearly for youngs. all i want to know is who is spoonfeeding them this horseshit?

Ziggy Marley iirc

that would be a good story

How can you stare at a red light if you have ping pong ball halves taped to your eyes?

― carl agatha, Thursday, May 23, 2013 1:23 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I know this is a joke but ping-pong balls do allow light to penetrate, they are somewhat translucent. So if you keep your eyes open inside the ping-pong glasses while a red light is shone at you, and focus at the brightest point you can perceive, you can be said to be 'staring at' the red light.

Ganzfeld tester as fancy dress costume comes in useful yet again...

Well what do you know.

how's life
Posted: May 23, 2013, 8:28:02 AM
googling "ital pizza" has some significant barriers. what was "bob marley pizza"?

"Jamaican jerk chicken, pineapple, red onion, black olives, red sauce, and mozzarella"

- Bob Marley

pineapple is a dealbreaker

Yeah, I kinda wanted to keep my ordering of this pizza quiet after I took such a strong stance in the mango salsa thread

I did not enjoy the pizza while drunk, so that says something

"yeah, can i get umm, a large deep-dish with pineapple and why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk chicken?"

pineapple is a dealbreaker

this is otm and needs to be on a motivational poster

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4517/robot20dinosaur20sex.jpg

Feeling this one.

oh shit i know the perfect thread for that one

well it's not going to help anyone learn Mandarin any quicker

pity the fool who doesnt like pineapple on their pizza

i wonder what figurative astonishment would apply to?

pity the fool who doesnt like pineapple on their pizza

sadly this is a matter of fact, not opinion

there are people who like pineapple on pizza; those people are wrong

Pineapple is the best fruit. But the ham is integral I've found. Jerk chicken is great, but to replace the ham on a Hawaiian pizza? You've served me jerk-store chicken my friend