Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

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"Seems to be a particularly light dose of the flew"

my name is louis and i'm an acoleuthic (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 13:08 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/06/03/p465/130603_contest_p465.jpg

Mark G, Friday, 31 May 2013 12:42 (thirteen years ago)

"Ah, there's a taxi"

Mark G, Friday, 31 May 2013 12:43 (thirteen years ago)

"You'd think they'd put out that fire, what with that hydrant being right there."

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Friday, 31 May 2013 12:48 (thirteen years ago)

"Ha- ha!"

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Friday, 31 May 2013 12:49 (thirteen years ago)

"That new Margaret Thatcher museum is really popular."

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Friday, 31 May 2013 12:51 (thirteen years ago)

"Say, isn't that one of those new Obamacare death panels?"

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Friday, 31 May 2013 12:52 (thirteen years ago)

"Finally they're doing something about all those four-eyed glasses wearers."

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Friday, 31 May 2013 12:53 (thirteen years ago)

"Either we're both really short or the cartoonist can't draw perspective."

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Friday, 31 May 2013 12:54 (thirteen years ago)

"Looks like the Jimmy Savile Fan Club are going to pay the old pedo a visit."

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Friday, 31 May 2013 12:56 (thirteen years ago)

"So this is what happens backstage at a concert of Pink Floyd's 'The Wall'!"

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Friday, 31 May 2013 12:57 (thirteen years ago)

"That's where the New Yorker send all their cartoonists for training."

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Friday, 31 May 2013 12:57 (thirteen years ago)

"I didn't know that auditions for 2013's X Factor had already started."

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Friday, 31 May 2013 12:59 (thirteen years ago)

"So there are TWO Satans? This changes everything!"

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Friday, 31 May 2013 13:01 (thirteen years ago)

"Oh look, a street theatre performance of the original ending to Star Trek V!"

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Friday, 31 May 2013 13:05 (thirteen years ago)

the "just lean in" finalist for the rock/stroller contest is really new yorkery.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 31 May 2013 13:06 (thirteen years ago)

"wrong again jews"

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 31 May 2013 13:07 (thirteen years ago)

"So that's what they're doing with all the people who voted LibDem at the last election!"

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Friday, 31 May 2013 13:09 (thirteen years ago)

"A queue! Thank god I'm on the guest list"

nagl dude dude dude (ledge), Friday, 31 May 2013 13:10 (thirteen years ago)

"I don't care what you're saying," sighed Pauline Chick. "It's time to see Dr. Erickson again, Jack."

Tuomas, Friday, 31 May 2013 13:14 (thirteen years ago)

"I'm starving, let's eat!"

Z S, Friday, 31 May 2013 14:07 (thirteen years ago)

"mmmm tandoori"

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 31 May 2013 14:25 (thirteen years ago)

"why they gotta be black?"

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 31 May 2013 14:26 (thirteen years ago)

"Oh, wow!! This must be Hell's Kitchen! Let me get my camera!"

Poliopolice, Friday, 31 May 2013 14:45 (thirteen years ago)

Sipress Hell

Poliopolice, Friday, 31 May 2013 14:47 (thirteen years ago)

"This place cooks their pasta perfectly al Dante."

EZ Snappin, Friday, 31 May 2013 14:59 (thirteen years ago)

"Fuckin' hipsters."

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Friday, 31 May 2013 15:00 (thirteen years ago)

"This is exactly the kind of shit you'd see in a crappy New Yorker caption contest cartoon."

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Friday, 31 May 2013 17:48 (thirteen years ago)

"Ah, there's a taxi"

― Mark G, Friday, May 31, 2013 8:43 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this one is great

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 31 May 2013 17:49 (thirteen years ago)

"As I said, that's why the manholes all smoke."

EZ Snappin, Friday, 31 May 2013 18:01 (thirteen years ago)

"Looks like Travis was right, more or less."

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Friday, 31 May 2013 18:09 (thirteen years ago)

"I see they got the A train stop up again"

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 1 June 2013 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

"Wow! Finally a way out of this cesspool!"

Poliopolice, Saturday, 1 June 2013 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

"On the plus side it's nice to have a portal to hell right in the city, but there's not a subway stop within five blocks."

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Saturday, 1 June 2013 19:00 (thirteen years ago)

"Told ya the end times were near!"

Øystein, Saturday, 1 June 2013 19:08 (thirteen years ago)

"It's hot in the city, hot in the city tonight!"

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Saturday, 1 June 2013 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

"these new york city smoking restrictions have gotten out of control."

the strange and important sound of the synthesizer (Treeship), Saturday, 1 June 2013 22:14 (thirteen years ago)

"Wow, the service at Eleven Madison has really gone downhill."

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Sunday, 2 June 2013 00:41 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/06/10/p465/130610_contest_p465.jpg

Mark G, Monday, 3 June 2013 13:57 (thirteen years ago)

"this new triptych is entirely unsuitable for the office environment"

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 3 June 2013 14:01 (thirteen years ago)

"It appears DHL has screwed up our shipments to Tokyo once again."

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Monday, 3 June 2013 14:15 (thirteen years ago)

"Do you ever have the feeling you're being watched?"

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Monday, 3 June 2013 14:17 (thirteen years ago)

"Gentlemen, it's time to talk about that 8,000 lb gorilla we keep ignoring."

Poliopolice, Monday, 3 June 2013 14:19 (thirteen years ago)

"We wanted to get Eddie Izzard to present the award, but there was a typo..."

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Monday, 3 June 2013 14:20 (thirteen years ago)

"They say he's got to go go go."

EZ Snappin, Monday, 3 June 2013 14:21 (thirteen years ago)

"You don't understand - an urgent review of current support staff contracts with a view to making real efficiency savings and thus securing our market position in this current tough economic climate is the name of my cat"

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Monday, 3 June 2013 14:45 (thirteen years ago)

"I've just been informed that Carl Icahn has arrived."

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 June 2013 14:47 (thirteen years ago)

"Now Tiddles Inc. is working with Monsanto, we're very much the little guy here"

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Monday, 3 June 2013 14:56 (thirteen years ago)

"This edgy reboot of 'The Goodies' isn't really working out."

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Monday, 3 June 2013 15:04 (thirteen years ago)

"There's been a vote"

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 06:57 (thirteen years ago)


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